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134 Funny Travel Quotes That Will Make You Laugh 2024

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Looking for a laugh? Check out this bumper collection of the funniest and most relatable travel quotes out there.

Designed to put a smile on your face and inspire your next travel adventure, these funny travel quotes will banish boredom and keep you entertained whilst you wait for your next trip to roll around. They are created to be shared, so make sure you send your favorite ones onto your friends!

Fun Quotes About Traveling When You’re Broke

• Stuck somewhere between “I need to save” and “you only live once”. 
• Friend: Let’s go to Bora Bora. Me: Man, I wanna go, but I’m pora pora.
• My favorite childhood memory is my parents paying for my holidays.
• When you’re trying to save money for a house, but end up with a one-way ticket to some tropical island.
• If traveling was free, BYE!

Funny Quotes about Travel

• I need a reasonably paid job. Something like $2000 an hour. Nothing too wild…
• Me: “I want to travel more”, the bank account: “Like, to the park?”
• Me before vacation: “I’m going to be responsible with my money. This is a low budget trip. I’m gonna stay in a hostel and everything.”Me on vacation: *orders fancy drinks, rides a jetski, goes skydiving, buys souvenirs for the uncle’s new girlfriend and adopts an alpaca.*
• I wish that road trips could pay my bills.

Funny Travel Instagram Captions

• At the end of the day…I’d rather like to have a lot of stories to tell, than a full bank account.
• I wish I was a postcard. For under $2 you can travel the world to any location in the world. 
• Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?
• I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance. 
• Backpacking is money spent on Education.
• Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new year on a clean slate.

Funny Captions on Travel For When You’re At Work

• How can people my age plan spontaneous trips to Thailand, I can barely afford a spontaneous soft pretzel.
• I love when people say “just quit your job and travel.” Taking an Uber from the bar to my home is the only travel I can afford. 
• Go to work. Open computer. Scroll for plane tickets for 6 hours. Close computer. Go home.
• I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!

Funny Holiday Quotes

• Work tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.
• Yeah, working is great…but have you tried travelling. 
• There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.
• Physically I’m here. Mentally I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito. 
• Ironing boards are surfboards that gave up their dreams and got a boring job. Don’t be an ironing board.

Funny Captions for Trip with Friends

• Life is short. Call in sick and book that last minute flight. 
• I feel like most of my work problems could be solved with a trip to…anywhere.
• I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just needed to go on a vacay.
• I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach.

Travel Quotes About Funny But True Life Priorities

• Everyone is pregnant, engaged or getting married. I just wanna lose weight and travel.
• Forget champagne and caviar – Taste the world instead
• I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine
• I just want to travel the world, overspend at IKEA and drink coffee while cuddling puppies.
• Friend 1: I’m getting a house. Friend 2: I’m having a baby. Friend 3: I’m getting married Me: I’m headed to the airport. 

Holiday Quotes Funny

• People having babies…and I’m like: What country am I going to next?
• I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just want a paycheck to buy plane tickets.
• I don’t want a house. I just want to travel and pet a lot of dogs.
• Screw the caviar, I want to travel the world!
• Reality called, so I hung up.

Funny Quotes For Vacation Obsessed Globetrotters

• I need 6 months of vacation. Twice a year.
• I’m a travel fiend on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I’m headed to the airport.
• I’ve got 99 problems. But I’m on vacation so I’m ignoring them all!
• “You can’t buy happiness” Okay, explain travel then…
• Travsessed ( n .) An obsession with travel. When all you talk or think about is your past or future trips

Vacation Quotes Funny

• It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.
• Good things come to those, who book flights. 
• I heard an airplane passing overhead. I wished I was on it.
• Tripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any travel trips currently booked.
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy plane tickets, which is kind of the same thing.

Funny Quotes on Travel

• Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas and take your next trip in kilometers. – George Carlin
• A coconut a day keeps the doctor away.
• “Be strong”, I whisper to my WiFi signal
• Jetlag is for amateurs

Funny Vacation Captions You Can Relate To

• My parents complain I travel too much. I mean, I could be a dr*ggie, do they realize how lucky they are?
• A plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is.
• Don’t speak the language. Already said 3 times “what”. Now just smile and nod and hope for the best.
• Me travelling. Person: “Un Cafe?” Me: “Oui” Person: “Sucre” Me: “Non” Person: “You speak very good french” Me: “Gracias”
• You’ve never felt true fear until your passport isn’t where you think you left it.

Travel Captions Funny

• Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is into me?
• Education is important. But travel is importanter!
• If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 7-day Caribbean cruise.
• Me thinking about how many flights I can book for the cost of a new iPhone 14 Pro.
• I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m going. Are you coming with me?

Funny Quotes about Traveling

• Europeans: I drove 40 minutes to spend the weekend in Paris, then popped to Germany to visit family on the way home. Australians: I was in Queensland and drove for 18 hours. Now I’m still in Queensland.
• That moment when you’re asked where you got something and you answer with the name of the country, not the name of the store.
• Travelling is like a chocolate box. Don’t matter what you get. All is good.

Funny Quotes On Travel And Love

• Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore, they pack and travel the world.
• All you need is  love  a passport.
• I followed my heart and it led me to the airport. 
• If you had to choose between true love or travelling the world, which country would you visit first? 
• All I want for Christmas is  you  forever vacation.

Travel Funny Quotes

• Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they clap their hands when the plane lands.
• Some people spend their life searching for “the one”. I’m just searching for the one good travel deal.
• I’ve got a crush on the world.
• I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magazine!

Funny Travel Memes About The Life Goals Of A Traveller

• Birds literally just eat, travel, and make a mess on things they don’t like. I don’t know about you, but that’s the lifestyle I’m striving for.
• By 35, if I’m not engaged or already starting a family, I declare myself the aunt who’s always travelling & comes to family events tipsy.
• High five if you don’t know what you’re doing with your life and just want to travel the world.
• I want to live in the world where searching for plane tickets burns calories.
• Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking Margaritas.

Short Funny Travel Quotes

• Be afraid. And do it anyway.
• Can we just skip to the part in my life where I travel the world?
• I just need a large coffee, a plane ticket and a bag full of cash. 
• Getting out of bed would be 10x easier if there was a Caribbean ocean and 30 degree weather waiting outside for you.
• I love those days when my only decision is whether to go to the beach in the morning or in the afternoon.
• Live a life you don’t need a vacation from.

Funny Quotes about Vacation

• Work hard. Travel harder.
• I need a holiday. And by “holiday” I mean I need to move away and find a job. On the beach. With cocktails. 
• The temptation to go to the airport, buy a one-way ticket, leave the country and live on my own has never been so real.
• Ladies, imagine this. It’s 15 years from now, and you have no kids. You’re the cool wine aunt that occasionally comes back to the country for a brief visit before leaving for another long exotic vacation. You have no commitments, and a suspicious amount of money.

Funny Vacation Quotes About Packing

• Packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip. Unpacks 3 months after coming home.
• Going on a trip. Need about 5 outfits. I’ve packed 35 just to be safe.
• Me: triple checked packing list Also me: *forgets underwear, contact solution, and favorite chapstick*.
• Watches Netflix happily. Remembers you need to pack. Watches Netflix stressfully.

Funny Traveling Quotes

• Me: I’m not going to overpack this time. Inner me: I need this. I will need that as well. I need everything.
• Procrastapacking (n.) the act of thinking about packing a suitcase instead of actually doing it.
• Overpack. It’s why suitcases have wheels now.

Funny Adventure Quotes

• I haven’t worn these trousers since I bought them. I should definitely pack them for my 3 day vacation. Just in case.
• So, do I live out of a suitcase for the next month? Do I unpack just to repack again? Do I put my toothbrush back in the bathroom? I’m a visitor in my own house what the heck.
• My favorite thing to pack on trips are all the clothes I never wear at home and then find fun, flirty and exciting ways to not wear them while I’m away.

Funny Captions for Travel

• Normal life: Wears the same top every day for a week. Packing for 3-day vacation: I’ll probably change a few times a day so I’ll take 21 tops.
• I have been to almost as many places as my luggage.
• Me getting ready for vacation: manicure and pedicure, buy new Sephora products, spray tan, get waxed, get hair done, work out for a month, live off kale and veggies, try on 30K swimsuits and cry in dressing rooms. Husband getting ready for vacation: packs a bathing suit, flip-flops, a T-shirt, and calls it a day.

Funny Travel Captions About Airports

• Running to the gate is my cardio.
• Airports: the only place where drinking 8 AM is socially acceptable.
• The airport is a lawless place. 7 am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost 17$.
• A passport holder sounds like a great idea until you get to the airport and have to remove it 4 billion times.

Funny Adventure Captions

• Worrying you’ve accidentally packed 3 kilos of dr*gs and an animal carcass as you walk through “nothing to declare” at the airport.
• I love those days when my only decision is window or aisle.
• “Be right back…” Just running away from Monday and going straight to the airport. 

Traveling Quotes That Are Funny

• If you look like your passport picture, you probably need a trip.
• Vacation calories don’t count, right?
• What’s that medical condition called where you constantly need to have a trip booked? 
• Should I book another flight to go abroad? Brain: no. Wallet: no. Mom: no. Dog: no. Universe: no…I think I’m gonna book the flight.
• You can’t make everyone happy. You are not a plane ticket.

Vacation Funny Quotes

• TIP: You won’t get the holiday blues if you just keep booking holidays.
• You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving license…
• In desperate need of a full body massage, 4 days of sleep and a ticket to the Bahamas.
• Can’t decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 ounces of vodka, or 2 months of travel.
• Travitude (n.) when you start to feel grumpy and sassy because you haven’t travelled in a while.
• My mom watches a special type of news program that only reports on horrible incidents happening in places I’m about to visit.

Funny Travel Captions for Instagram

121. “Jet lag is for amateurs.” — Dick Clark

122. “Worst thing about being a tourist, is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist!” – Russell Baker

123. “You define a good flight by negatives: you didn’t get hijacked, you didn’t crash, you didn’t throw up, you weren’t late, you weren’t nauseated by the food. So you are grateful.” – Paul Theroux

124. “I’m getting used to wearing flip flops everywhere. It’s a dangerous place to be. Next thing you know, I’m gonna show to a board meeting in sandals.”

Travel Funny Captions

125. “Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.” —  Al Gore

126. “Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything.” – Steve Martin 

127. “People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.” – Dagobert D. Runes

128. “Don’t worry about the world ending today; it’s already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles M. Schulz

129. “Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by stark moments of terror.” – Al Boliska

130. “I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them” – Mark Twain

131. “Drink heavily with the locals whenever possible.” – Anthony Bourdain

132. “I travel light but not at the same speed.” – Jarod Kintz

133. “A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.” – Chelsea Handler

134. “I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I can become immortal.” – Jarod Kintz

That’s 134 Best Funny Trip Quotes

That’s a wrap on my hand picked selection of the best funny travel quote and witty puns out there. I hope they’ve entertained you and brought a smile to your face.

If so, I’d love to know which of these funny quotes about adventure were your favorites and if you know of any more I need to add to this list please comment below!

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218 Ridiculously Funny Travel Quotes That Travelers Can Relate To

Don’t they say laughter is the best medicine? Well, it is, besides traveling of course.  Here I have compiled a list of 218 funny travel quotes that will knock your socks off your feet. I am pretty sure if you’re an avid traveler like me you can relate to each one of these hilarious funny travel quotes if not all.

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Funny Travel Quotes

1| “Travitude (n.) when you start to feel grumpy and sassy because you haven’t travelled in a while”- Unknown

2| “ You’ve never felt true fear until your passport isn’t where you think you left it.- Unknown 

3| “What’s that medical condition called where you constantly need to have a trip booked?” 

4|“Should I book another flight to go abroad? Brain: no. Wallet: no. Mom: no. Dog: no. Universe: no…I think I’m gonna book the flight.”- Unknown

5| “Birds literally just eat, travel, and shit on things they don’t like. I don’t know about you, but that’s the lifestyle I’m striving for.”- Unknown

6| “Friend 1: I’m getting a house. Friend 2: I’m having a baby. Friend 3: I’m getting married.  Me: I’m headed to the airport.”- Unknown

7|“The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.” – Rudyard Kipling

8| “Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they clap their hands when the plane lands.”- Unknown

9| “I feel like most of my problems could be solved with a trip to…well, anywhere.” – Anonymous

10| “When you’re trying to save money for a house, but end up with a one-way ticket to some tropical island.”- Unknown

11| “I get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down airport concourses carrying bags.” – Guy Clark

12| “Traveling’s not something you’re good at. It’s something you do. Like breathing.” – Gayle Foreman

13| “If you’re upset when traveling, just thing about a T-Rex trying to drink a martini…”- Unknown

14| “Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?” – Erma Bombeck

15| “What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?” – George Carlin

16| “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a plane ticket and that’s kind of the same thing.”-Unknown

17| “There’s nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home.”-Stephen Colbert

18|  “Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.” — Al Gore

19| “A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.” – Chelsea Handler

20| “Overpack. It’s why suitcases have wheels now.” –Unknown

21| “The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.” – Britney Spears

22| “Don’t worry about the world ending today, it’s already tomorrow in Australia.”-Charles M. Schulz

23| “Adventure, yeah. I guess that’s what you call it when everybody comes back alive.” – Mercedes Lackey

24| “People complain there’re delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years”- Louis C.K.

25| “Traveling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, ‘I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station. ” – Lisa St. Aubin de Teran

26| “Any time you fly somewhere, don’t pay your credit card bill. If the plane crash lands, those people will never stop looking for you.” -Kelkulus

27| “Me: I want to travel more. Bank account: like, to the park?”- Unknown

28| “Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything!” –Steve Martin

29| “I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance.” – Unknown

30|“There are only two emotions in a plane: boredom and terror.” – Orson Welles

31| “I don’t want a house. I just want to travel and pet a lot of dogs.” 

32| “No matter where you go, there you are.” – Buckaroo Banzai

33| “There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane. Either you have diarrhea, or you’re anxious to meet people who do.” – Rich Jeni

34| “The major advantage of domestic travel is that, with a few exceptions such as Miami, most domestic locations are conveniently situated right here in the United States.” –Dave Barry

35| “How is it that the first piece of luggage on the airport carousel never belongs to everyone?” – George Roberts

36| “I’m getting tired of waking up and not being on the beach .”-Unknown

37| “If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion, and avoid the people, you might better stay home.” – James Michener

38| “Imagine being on a plane and NOT eating every item presented to you as if you will never again have ready access to food in your life.” – Jia Tolentino

39| “When I go To Travel, I changed my password to incorrect. So whenever I forget my password, the login tells me, the password is incorrect.”-Unknown

Funny Travel Instagram Captions

40| “Catch flights not feelings.” -Unknown 

41| “I want to live in the world where searching for plane tickets burns calories.”- Unknown

42| “High five if you don’t know what you’re doing with your life and just want to travel the world.”- Unknown 

43| “You can’t make everyone happy. You are not a plane ticket.”- Unknown

44|  “TIP: You won’t get the holiday blues if you just keep booking holidays.”- Unknown

45| “Procrastapacking (n.) the act of thinking about packing a suitcase instead of actually doing it.”- Unknown

46| “Airports: the only place where drinking at 8 AM is socially acceptable.”- Unknown

47| “Running to the gate is my cardio.”- Unknown

48| “Work hard, travel harder.” -Unknown

49| “If you had to choose between true love or traveling the world, which country would you visit first?- Unknown

50| “A plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is.”-Unknown

51| “Me traveling. Person: “Un cafe?” Me: “Oui.” Person: “Sucre.” Me: “Non.” Person: “You speak very good French.” Me: “Gracias.”-Unknown

52| “Tripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any travel trips currently booked.”- Unknown

53| “Suitcases are for princesses!”- Unknown

54| “Travessed (n.) An obsession with travel. When all you talk or think about is your past or future trips.” -Unknown

55| “People having babies…and I’m like: What country am I going to next?”-Unkown

56| “Go to work. Open computer. Scroll for plane tickets for 6 hours. Close computer. Go home.” -Unknown. 

57| “I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magazine!”-Unknown

58| “Work tip: stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.”- Unknown

59| “Yeah, working is great…but have you tried traveling.”- Unknown

60| “All you need is  love  a passport.”- Unknown

61| “Life goal: Create a life that people assume you have anyway based on your Instagram account!”-Unknown

62| “Reality called so I hung up.”- Unknown

63| “A change of latitude would help my attitude.”- Unknown

64| “If at some point you don’t ask yourself “What have I gotten myself into?” then you’re not doing it right. – Roland Gau

65| I have panicked unnecessarily in all four corners of the globe. – Jon Ronson

66| “I’m a travel addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding, I’m on the road to the airport.” – Anonymous

67| “ I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.” – Susan Sontag

68| “Work, save, travel, repeat.” -Unknown

69| “The best way to know a city is to eat it.” – Scott Westerfeld

70| “”Traveling is like a box of chocolates. Don’t matter what you get, all is good!”-Unknown

71| “I would totally give up travel, but I’m not a quitter.” – Anonymous

72| “I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.”-Caskie Stinnett

73| “ Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is addicted to me?”- Unknown.

74| “Screw the caviar, I want to travel the world!” –Unknown

75| “Because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in an office or mowing your lawn. Climb that damn mountain.”– Jack Kerouac

76| “If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I’m a size window seat in plane tickets.” – Anonymous

77| “Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore, they pack and travel the world.” – Unknown

Funny Vacation Quotes

78| “All I want for Christmas is you forever vacation.”- Unknown

79| “Me getting ready for vacation: manicure and pedicure, buy new Sephora products, spray tan, get waxed, get hair done, work out for a month, live off kale and veggies, try on 30K swimsuits and cry in dressing rooms. Husband getting ready for vacation: packs a bathing suit, flip-flops, a T-shirt, and calls it a day.”- Unknown 

80| “Be right back…” Just running away from Monday and going straight to the airport. “- Unknown

81| “A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.” – Robert Orben

82| “The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.” –Russel Baker

83| “It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.” – Anonymous

84| “You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your drivers license”-Unknown

85| “I heard an airplane passing overhead. I wished I was on it.”- Unknown

86| “Isn’t it amazing how much stuff we get done the day before vacation?” – Zig Ziglar

87| “I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I can become immortal.” – Jarod Kintz

88| “I need a vacation of 6 months. Twice a year!” – Unknown

89| “The devil himself had probably redesigned hell in the light of information he had gained from observing airport layouts.” – Anthony Price

90| “My goal is to hit the gym every day I’m on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.” – Gary Allan 

91| “Me before vacation: “I’m going to be responsible with my money. This is a low budget trip. I’m gonna stay in a hostel and everything.”Me on vacation: *orders fancy drinks, rides a jetski, goes skydiving, buys souvenirs for the uncle’s new girlfriend and adopts an alpaca.*”- Unknown

Funny Vacation Captions

92| “I need a vacation so long that I forget my passwords!” -Unknown

93| “Just a reminder that I’m going on vacation and you’re not.”-Unknown 

94| “I haven’t worn these trousers since I bought them. I should definitely pack them for my 3 day vacation. Just in case.” – Unknown

95| “I can’t afford vacation, so I am just going to drink until I  don’t know where I am.”- Unknown

96| “Life is a trip, plan your next vacation.” – Matthe Fryer

97| “Ladies, imagine this. It’s 15 years from now, and you have no kids. You’re the cool wine aunt that occasionally comes back to the country for a brief visit before leaving for another long exotic vacation. You have no commitments, and a suspicious amount of money.”- Unknown

98| “Live a life you don’t need a vacation from.”- Unknown 

99| “I need a holiday. And by “holiday” I mean I need to move away and find a job. On the beach . With cocktails. “ – Unknown

100| “There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.” Unknown

101| “Vacation calories don’t count, right?”- Unknown

102|“I need a vacation, not a stupid weekend.”- Unknown

103| “My favorite place to vacation is anyplace by the ocean.” – Nina Arianda

104| “Laughter is an instant vacation.” – Milton Berle

105| “ I’ve got 99 problems. But I am on vacation and I am ignoring them all! “-Unknown

Funny Quotes About Traveling With Friends

106|  “You and me, we are more than friends. We are like a small travel gang!”- Unknown

107|  “You can pack for every occasion, but a good friend will always be the best thing you could bring!” – Unknown

108| “Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion.”– Leigh Hunt “Only the people you don’t know well enough seem normal. Every person you know well enough is odd, weird and different. This is called friendship!”- Unknown

109| “There is a whole world out there. Pack your backpack, your best friend and go.”- Unknown

110| “ I need a friend I can call in the middle of the night, tell him we have to leave, and the only sentence coming back is “when do we leave?“- Unknown 

111| “ I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.” –Mark Twain

112| “Life is about doing things that don’t suck with people who don’t suck.”- Unknown

113| “The more I traveled, the more I realized fear makes strangers of people who should be friends.” – Shirley MacLaine“There are no strangers in this world, only friends I haven’t met yet.”- Unknown

114| “Let’s always vacay together.”- Unknown

115| “In life, it’s not where you go, it’s who you travel with.” -Charles Schultz

116| I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m going. Are you coming with me?”- Unknown

117|  “Sometimes all you need is a great friend and thirst for adventure.”- Unknown

118| “A good friend listens to your adventures. Your best friend makes them with you.”- Unknown

119| “Friend: Let’s go to Bora Bora. Me: Man, I wanna go, but I’m pora pora.”-Unknown

Funny Road Trip Quotes

120| “Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” – Jerry Seinfeld

121| “I wish that road trips could pay my bills.” –Unknown

122|“If you come to a fork in the road, take it.” – Yogi Berra

123| “Life is beautiful if you are on the road somewhere.”- Orhan Pamuk

124| “Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey.”- Babs Hoffman

125| “On the road again…”- Unknown

126| “A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.”-Emile Ganest

127| “Let’s go on a road trip.”- Unknown

128| “Road trips require a couple of things: a well-balanced diet of caffeine, salt and sugar and an excellent selection of tunes – oh, and directions.” – Jenn McKinlay

129| “It’s a road trip! It’s about adventure! . . . It’s not like we have somewhere to go.” – John Green

130| “Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.”-George Carlin

Funny Travel Quotes From Movies

131| “Adventure is out there.” – Up

132| “To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, draw closer, to find each other, and to feel. That is the purpose of life.” – The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty

133| “You only get one life. It’s actually your duty to live it as fully as possible.”- Me Before You

134| “I want adventure in the great, wide somewhere.”- Into The Wild

135| “The world is not in your books and maps, it’s out there.”- The Hobbit

136| “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.” – Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

137| “We travel just to travel.” – The Motorcycle Diaries

138| “Adventure waits for no one.” – The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty

Short Funny Travel Quotes

139| “Jet lag is for amateurs.” –Unknown

140| “I just need a large coffee, a plane ticket and a bag full of cash. “- Unknown

141| ”Can we just skip to the part in my life where I travel the world?”- Unknown

142| “Don’t be a tourist, be a traveler.” – Unknown

143| “If traveling was free, BYE!”

144| “I’ve got a crush on the world.-Unknown

145| “If an ass goes traveling, he’ll not come home a horse.” – Thomas Fuller

146| “I love those days when my only decision is window or aisle.”-Unknown

147| “If traveling was free, you would never see me again.”-Unknown

148| “Buy the ticket, take the ride.”- Unknown

149| “People don’t take trips – trips take people.” – John Steinbeck

150| “The journey, not the arrival, matters.” – T.S. Eliot

151| “I love my job only when I’m on vacation.”- Unknown

152| “He who would travel happily must travel light.” – Antoine de Saint-Exupery

153| “Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.” – Jim Gaffigan

154| “When in doubt, travel.”- Unknown

155| “I regret traveling said nobody ever!”- Unknown

156| ”I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.” –Bob Hope

157| ”Education is important. But travel is importanter!”-Unknown

158| “A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.” – Unknown

159| “Backpacking is money spent on education.” –Unknown

160| “Good things come to those who book flights.”-Unknown

161| “If traveling was free, you would never see me again.”-Unknown

162| “Adventure without risk is Disneyland.” – Doug Coupland

Funny Cruise Quotes

163| “Time to get ship faced.”- Unknown

164| “If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 7-day Caribbean cruise.”-Unknown 

165| “I bought my wife a ticket to go on a cruise. It’s no Titanic, but I’m optimistic.”- Unknown

166| “Bad girls don’t drink and drive…they sip and cruise.”- Unknown

167| “Seas the day and book cruise!”- Unknown

168| “On cruise mode!”- Unknown

169| “Cruise is my favorite season.”- Unknown

170| “The main point of a cruise is to eat until you weigh at the same as the boat.” – Maxine Humor

171| “Shipfaced!”- Unknown

172| “I work to support my cruising addiction.”- Unknown

173| “Work sucks, I’m going on a cruise.”- Unknown

174| “People drink on cruises so that they think the swaying is normal.” –Melanie White

175| “Warning! I bought the drink package.”- Unknown 

176| “Is it cruise o’clock yet?”- Unknown

177| “Living life one cruise at a time.”- Unknown

178| “Eat. Sleep. Boat. Repeat.”- Unknown

179| “Only on a cruise ship will you pay hundreds of dollars a day to sleep in a closet.”- Maxine Humor

180| “Let’s keep it classy on the cruise and promise we won’t dare anyone to jump off the ship.”- Unknown

181| “Honey, pack your “fat pants.” We’re going on a cruise!”- Unknown

Funny Family Vacation Quotes

182| “Help me! I’m on a family vacation.”- Unknown

183| “A family that travels together stays together.”- Unknown

184| “Family Vacation (n.) A time for you to remember why your family never spends any time together.” – Unknown

185| “Being on vacation with my family has brought me so much closer to my iPad.”- Unknown

Funny Relatable Quotes About Travel

186| “I wish I was a postcard. For under a dollar, I could travel to any location in the world.” – Anonymous 

187| “My mom watches a special type of news program that only reports on horrible incidents happening in places I’m about to visit.”- Unknown

188| “Me: I’m not going to overpack this time. Inner me: I need this. I will need that as well. I need everything.

189| “A passport holder sounds like a great idea until you get to the airport and have to remove it 4 billion times.”- Unknown

190| “By 35, if I’m not engaged or already starting a family, I declare myself the aunt who’s always traveling and comes to family events tipsy.”- Unknown

191|“Packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip. Unpacks 3 months after coming home.”

192| “Some people spending their life searching for “the one.” I’m just searching for the one good travel deal.”-Unknown

193| “Me: triple checked packing list Also me: *forgets underwear, contact solution, and favorite chapstick*”- Unknown

194| “So, do I live out of a suitcase for the next month? Do I unpack just to repack again? Do I put my toothbrush back in the bathroom? I’m a visitor in my own house what the heck.”- Unknown

195| “That moment when you’re asked where you got something and you answer with the name of the country, not the name of the store.- Unknown

196| “Once a year, go somewhere you’ve never been before.” -The Dalai Lama

197| “My parents complain I travel too much. I mean, I could be a drug addict, do they realize how lucky they are?” –Unknown

198| “Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?”- Unknown

199| “At the end of the day…I’d rather like to have a lot of stories to tell, then a full bank account.”

200| “Nothing says ‘vacation’ like spending $72 on food and booze at the airport before even reaching your destination.” – Ashley Fern

201| “How can people my age plan  spontaneous trips to Thailand, I can barely afford a spontaneous soft pretzel.”-Unknown

202| “Going on a trip. Need about 5 outfits. I’ve packed 35 just to be safe.” – Unknown

203| “My favorite thing to pack on trips are all the clothes I never wear at home and then find fun, flirty and exciting ways to not wear them while I’m away.” – Adam Rippon

204| “My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible words then before I know it I’m thrust into the back of my seat by acceleration that seems way too fast and the rest of the trip is an endless nightmare of turbulence, of near misses. And then the cabbie drops me off at the airport.” – Dennis Miller

205| “The airport is a lawless place. 7 am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost 17$.” – Alyssa Limperis

206| “I just want to travel the world, overspend at IKEA and drink coffee while cuddling puppies.”- Unknown

207| “My favorite memory from childhood is my parents paying for my holidays.” – Unknown

208| “People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.” – Dagobert D. Runes

209| “I love when people say “just quit your job and travel.” Taking an Uber from the bar to my home is the only travel I can afford.”- Unknown

210| “Please remain seated until we’ve reached the gate, then feel free to stand hunched over weirdly sideways for 15 minutes while we do whatever.” – ContritePerson

211| “The temptation to go to the airport, buy a one way ticket, leave the country and live on my own has never been so real.” – American Nomad

212| “You want to know what it’s like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as you can, don’t stop, then take a paper bag and put it over your mouth and nose and breathe your own air over and over and over.” –Lewis Black

213| “You define a good flight by negatives: you didn’t get hijacked, you didn’t crash, you didn’t throw up, you weren’t late, you weren’t nauseated by the food. So you are grateful.” – Paul Theroux

214| “When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to disassemble a bomb? They take it and they’re like, ‘What do I do … I don’t really … ha-huh …’ Yeah, it’s the button on the top right where it always is since the beginning of #*@! time!”-Dane Cook

215| “Stuck somewhere between “I need to save” and “you only live once.” – Unknown

216| “Normal life: Wears the same top every day for a week. Packing for 3-day vacation: I’ll probably change a few times a day so I’ll take 21 tops.”- Unknown

217| “If you think adventure is dangerous try routine, it’s lethal.” -Paulo Coelho

218| “Everyone is getting pregnant, engaged or getting married. I just wanna lose weight and travel.”- Unknown

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I hope you enjoyed this extensive list of funny travel quotes I compiled for you. Did these funny travel quotes tickle your fancy? Let me know which funny travel captions were your favorite? If you have a hilarious quote, leave it in the comments below. No need to let it waste. I will mix it in with the other funny travel quotes with credit!

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20 Comments

Love this quotes! They’re super unique.

Thank you Bliss, glad you enjoyed them 🙂

Haha these gave me a laugh, I especially love 98! Thanks so much for sharing!

Hello Jasmine. I am glad they gave you a good laugh!

Some fantastic quotes here! I definitely laughed aloud at some of these! My personal favourite is always “Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.” I’m not sure how those machines manage to make me look SO bad in the photo, but it is definitely an accurate representation of how I look when I get off a plane!

Hi Hannah! I am so happy you enjoyed the quotes. That is a good one. They make me look bad too! lol

These quotes are so cute! And there are so many I haven’t heard before -they kept me entertained for a while! Thanks for putting a smile on my face 🙂

I am so happy I could put a smile your face Coni. I love funny travel quotes and so thrilled you enjoyed them.

These are great for a giggle!!

Thanks so much for reading Roshni! Glad they gave you a giggle 🙂

Love a good travel quote 🙂 The one about the airport being a lawless place… so true. haha thanks for sharing 🙂

So true Lora. The airport is a lawless place lol!

These are great. I love a good quote but the funny ones are the best. Awesome list!

Thank you so much Emma. So happy you enjoyed them!

Thank you for sharing. This put a smile on my face 🙂

So glad you enjoyed them!

I love love love this list, it is so great for my travel photo books!

Oh travel books are soooo much fun! I am sure you have a nice one Rebecca!

Fun collection of quotes. #31 about not wanting a house, just to travel and pet a lot of dogs – that could have been said by one of my daughters.

Hi Rhonda! I feel the exact same way as your daughter. She sounds wise! Thanks for reading!

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101 Funny Travel Quotes

The one thing you should always pack when traveling is your sense of humor. Things may not always go as planned, and in the end, the difference between an inconvenience and an adventure is a question of attitude.

The pandemic had us all stranded at home for way too long, so let’s check out some fun travel quotes to help lift your spirits and give that old funny bone a good workout.

For a good giggle, or a funny travel quote to accompany your Insta post, we’ve hunted high and low to pull together this list of some of the funniest travel quotes for your enjoyment. Check them out!

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1. Work tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.

Our opening travel quote is a real gem. Don’t we all wish we could do this? If only it were that simple! In theory, it is, but the reality is that life happens to us all.

2. “You can’t buy happiness” Okay, explain travel then..

3. all you need is love and a passport..

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4. A plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is.

5. i googled my symptoms. turns out i just needed to go on a vacay..

6. Tripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any travel trips booked.

7. stuck somewhere between “i need to save” and “you only live once.”.

Boy, isn’t this the truth! The desire to throw caution to the wind is strong in many of us, but reality, however small and softly spoken, weighs in to keep us in check. On the one hand, the more you save, the more places you can go and the more luxuriously you can travel. But on the other, you can always figure it out as you go. Which one are you?

8. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy plane tickets – which is kind of the same thing.

9. a coconut a day keeps the doctor away..

10. Backpacking is money spent on education.

They say the best way to learn is to do, and what better way to do than to head off into the great unknown with only the essentials on your back? Backpacking is undoubtedly the most outstanding teacher. You’ll learn about the world, about people, and the most valuable lessons about yourself.

11. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m going. Are you coming with me?

12. i’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach., 13. yeah, working is great.. but have you tried traveling, 14. “kilometers are shorter than miles. save gas and take your next trip in kilometers.” – george carlin., 15. at the end of the day, i’d rather have a lot of stories to tell than a full bank account..

Those epic stories of places you’ve been and things you’ve seen will warm your heart when you’re old and grey in a way that a loaded bank account will not.

16. Forget champagne and caviar – taste the world instead.

17. i need six months of vacation. twice a year..

18. Physically, I’m here. Mentally I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito.

19. i’m a travel fiend on the road to recovery. just kidding. i’m headed to the airport., 20. good things come to those who book flights..

If you don’t stand at the bus stop, you’re not likely to catch the bus. Similarly, if you don’t put yourself on adventure’s path, you won’t have any. Book the flight. Put yourself out there and see what happens.

21. I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!

22. i’ve got 99 problems. but i’m on vacation, so i’m ignoring them all.

23. Don’t speak the language? Already said “what?” three times. Just smile, nod and hope for the best.

24. me: “i want to travel more.” my bank account: “like, to the park”.

The struggle is so real for many of us! This funny travel quote reminds us that many of us have champagne dreams on a water budget. You only need to scroll on Instagram to see incredible places and beautiful people living their very best life to remind you that your bank account is totally holding you back.

25. My favorite childhood memory is my parents paying for my holidays.

26. reality called, so i hung up., 27. me traveling: person: “un cafe” me: “oui” person: “sucre” me: “non” person: “you speak very good french” me: “gracias.”, 28. there should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation..

We couldn’t agree more with this funny travel quote. Reality hits like a speeding train after a glorious escape. It’s the return to the same old , a mountain of emails, and the unpacking that bring on the blues after traveling.

29. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just want a paycheck to buy plane tickets.

30. I wish I was a postcard. For under $2 you can travel the world to any location in the world.

31. i feel like most of my work problems could be solved with a trip to.. anywhere., 32. i travel a lot; i hate having my life disrupted by routine..

Life is what happens when you’re traveling, and everything else is just a means to an end. A true wanderer thrives on the unexpected, and ever-changing scenery. Going to the same job every day to earn money is simply a way to afford the trips that remind you that you’re truly alive.

33. Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is into me?

34. how can people my age plan spontaneous trips to thailand i can barely afford a spontaneous soft pretzel., 35. education is important. but travel is importanter, 36. friend: let’s go to bora bora. me: man, i wanna go, but i’m pora pora..

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37. If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 7-day Caribbean cruise.

38. people having babies and i’m like; what country am i going to next.

We know this feeling all too well! Not everyone’s journey needs to look the same. Follow your heart.

39. Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?

40. Europeans: I drove 40 minutes to spend the weekend in Paris, then popped to Germany to visit family on the way home. Australians: I was in Queensland and drove for 18 hours. Now I’m still in Queensland.

41. friend 1: i’m getting a house. friend 2: i’m having a baby. friend 3: i’m getting married. me: i’m headed to the airport., 42. ironing boards are surfboards that gave up their dreams and got a boring job. don’t be an ironing board..

It’s just a funny travel quote on the surface, but so true. If your dream is to travel, don’t let anyone stop you. Don’t deny the lure of the open road. Else you risk living out your days always wondering what if , and regretting those adventures you never took. You could be riding epic waves or stuck in a dark corner and doing a mindless job every day. Choose wisely!

43. I followed my heart, and it led me to the airport.

44. if you had to choose between true love or traveling the world, which country would you visit first, 45. imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they clap their hands when the plane lands., 46. i’ve got a crush on the world..

And what’s not to love? There’s so much to see and explore!

47. I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magazine!

Is there a gaze more full of desire than a traveler flipping through a travel magazine? It’s a love affair like no other.

48. Birds literally just eat, travel, and make a mess on things they don’t like. I don’t know about you, but that’s the lifestyle I’m striving for.

49. high five if you don’t know what you’re doing with your life and just want to travel the world..

There was a time when a nomadic lifestyle was frowned upon, or at the least regarded with suspicion. Air travel and technology have made it so much easier to chase the life of which you’ve always dreamed.

50. Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking Margaritas.

51. Can we just skip to the part in my life where I travel the world?

52. getting out of bed would be 10x easier if there was a caribbean ocean and 30-degree weather waiting outside for you., 53. live a life you don’t need a vacation from..

Ok, this one isn’t the funniest travel quote, but it’s true – and we included it because everyone needs to be reminded. If your life makes you feel like you want to escape, you can change it. It might take time and planning, but it’s worth chasing.

54. Work hard. Travel harder.

55. packs two hours before leaving for a trip. unpacks three months after coming home..

We all know this person. Maybe you are this person. Unpacking is always such a chore. Once you unpack, the holiday is well and truly over. We can see why you’d put it off.

56. Me: triple-checked packing list. Also, me: forgets underwear, contact solution, and favorite chapstick.

57. procrastapacking (n.) the act of thinking about packing a suitcase instead of actually doing it..

And invariably, this ends with a mad scramble to get everything stuffed in a bag mere hours before your flight. You’ll have forgotten something important – it’s a given. Passport? Ticket? Money? You’ll figure the rest out.

58. Normal life: Wears the same top every day for a week. Packing for 3-day vacation: I’ll probably change a few times a day, so I’ll take 21 tops.

59. i have been to almost as many places as my luggage..

Oh, boy! Lost luggage woes. Who hasn’t had an awful experience of their luggage going missing? It’s all part of the adventure, though!

60. Running to the gate is my cardio.

61. the airport is a lawless place. 7 am drink a beer. tired sleep on the floor. hungry chips now cost $17., 62. i love those days when my only decision is window or aisle..

63. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need a trip.

Yikes! Find us one person who actually likes how they look in their passport pictures. It’s like the people taking those pictures are specifically instructed to make the subject look as awful as possible while still being vaguely recognizable.

64. What’s that medical condition called where you constantly need to have a trip booked?

65. you can’t make everyone happy. you are not a plane ticket., 66. in desperate need of a full body massage, four days of sleep, and a ticket to the bahamas., 67. “worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist” – russell baker., 68. “you define a good flight by negatives: you didn’t get hijacked, you didn’t crash, you didn’t throw up, you weren’t late, you weren’t nauseated by the food. so you are grateful.” – paul theroux., 69. “airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.” — al gore..

A strong contender on our list of funny travel quotes. Why is it that no matter how uneventful and smooth the flight, you always arrive at your destination looking like you were hanging onto the landing gear the whole way?

70. “Don’t worry about the world ending today; it’s already tomorrow in Australia.” ~ Charles M. Schulz.

71. don’t be a tourist, be a traveler..

Oooh, deep! Tourists take pictures of all the major sites and attractions, tick a destination off their list, and move on. A traveler feels a place, tastes a place, and wants to get below the surface.

72. I need Vitamin Sea.

73. “i have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.” ~ mark twain..

This quote has stood the test of time. Even in our modern world of speedy air travel and high-tech gadgets, traveling with others will make or break your relationship.

74. Work, save, travel, repeat.

Words to live by, if you ask us. Life summed up in one neat, funny travel quote.

75. Overpack. It’s why suitcases have wheels now.

76. “A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.” ~ John Steinbeck.

77. “drink heavily with the locals whenever possible.” ~ anthony bourdain., 78. i wish i had never gone traveling, said no one ever..

It’s funny because it’s true. You’ll always gain more than you lose.

79. Let’s wander where the WiFi is weak.

We’re all so overly connected that it’s essential to disconnect so that we reconnect to the things that really matter. Don’t miss the moments that count because you’re too busy trying to get the perfect picture to post online.

80. A change of latitude would help my attitude.

81. travel – because money returns, time doesn’t..

82. That moment when you’re asked where you got something, and you answer with the name of the country, not the name of the store.

83. “sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” – jerry seinfeld., 84. “a hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.” – chelsea handler., 85. “airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by stark moments of terror.” – al boliska., 86. “adventure without risk is disneyland.” – douglas coupland., 87. “backpacking is the art of knowing what not to take.” – sheridan anderson..

88. “I travel light but not at the same speed.” – Jarod Kintz.

89. “if you think adventure is dangerous, try routine, it’s lethal.” – paulo coehlo..

Another famous quote offering a snappy piece of life advice. Get out there now. There’s plenty of time to settle down into a routine later in life.

90. “I would totally give up travel, but I’m not a quitter.” – Anonymous.

91. “when preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. then take half the clothes and twice the money.” – susan heller..

Great advice wrapped up in a funny travel quote. You never need as much clothing as you think you will, and you always need more money than you budgeted.

92. “Once in a while, it really hits people that they don’t have to experience the world in the way they have been told.” – Alan Keightley.

93. “i feel like most of my problems could be solved with a trip to.. well, anywhere.” – anonymous., 94. “the gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad. i speak now, of course, in the supposition that the gentle reader has not been abroad, and therefore is not already a consummate ass.” – mark twain., 95. “the best way to know a city is to eat it.” – scott westerfeld..

Eating local foods is one of the best things about travel. Depending on the location, this may require a stronger stomach or a tongue immune to spice.

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96. “Travel like Gandhi, with simple clothes, open eyes, and an uncluttered mind.” – Rick Steve.

97. “this is the first year i’m not going to fiji because of covid-19. normally, i do not go because i am poor.” — brooke miller..

We love this funny travel quote. Most of us usually aren’t able to travel because of budgetary reasons, but the recent pandemic gave us a new reason for not going anywhere. We’re so glad the hard lockdowns and travel bans seem to be behind us, and we can go back to blaming our bank accounts.

98. “I’ve had entire relationships that didn’t get as far as these airport security checkpoints.” — Michael LeRoux.

99. “thanks, tsa, i haven’t been touched like that since prom night.” — meaghan o’connell..

Airport security can be a real drag. Having to open up your bags and have your things rifled through. It’s never fun, but this funny travel quote puts a whole new spin on it.

100. “Airports are gonna go from being the meanest place to be to the nicest once we’re allowed to fly again. Check my bag? Go ahead. Screaming baby? Sit right next to me, buddy.” — Ashley Fern Rothberg.

We’re so grateful to be able to travel again. So thankful that all those petty annoyances we hated before seem to be like old friends welcoming us home. Happy post-pandemic travels!

101. Airports: the only place where drinking at 8 am is socially acceptable.

Final thoughts.

We stayed at home for way too long, and now that we can travel again, we hope you’re out there making plans, exploring, and chasing your wanderlust. If not, maybe these funny travel quotes will pep you up enough to get back out there.

Rose Wilson

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50 Funny Travel Quotes to Inspire Your Wanderlust

Traveling the world can be an adventure filled with unforgettable experiences, and sometimes, it’s the funny moments that make the journey even more memorable.

Whether you’re backpacking across Europe, cruising the Caribbean, or exploring the mysteries of Asia, a good laugh is a universal language that connects us all. So, pack your sense of humor and enjoy these humorous travel quotes that will hopefully bring a smile to your face, no matter where you are on the globe.

50 Hilarious Travel Quotes

To change it up, I included my own spin to these quotes, sharing a snippet of my own adventures and memories after each, bringing these words to life with tales from my travel diary.

“I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.” – Susan Sontag

For the insatiable traveler, this quote is a witty nod to the never-ending bucket list. We’ve decided that our travel bucket list isn’t actually in a bucket anymore. It’s more like an expandable pocket dimension.

“I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.” – Mark Twain

So true! Traveling together non-stop for a year is how Micki and I learned marriage could work for us. If you can survive months living in a tiny van and still enjoy their company, you can likely get along forever.

“If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine, it’s lethal”-  Paulo Coelho

It’s only funny because it’s true. Statistically, train connections in the USA are safer than getting out of bed every day. When in doubt, ride a train!

Birds literally just eat, travel, and shit on things they don’t like. I don’t know about you, but that’s the lifestyle I’m striving for. – Anonymous

Who knew that birdbrained might actually be a complement to some people. Having wings would be handy at times though.

“Jet Lag is for Amateurs.” – Dick Clark

This playful quip reminds us that true globetrotters know how to handle time zone changes with a grin. While it affects us all one way or another, pushing through it means you can get on with your journey sooner. Onward and upward!

“Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.” – Al Gore

A humorous observation about the less-than-glamorous side of air travel. It’s why we always laugh when people go out of their way to look good on their passport pictures. We’ve found it’s better to look so run down that no matter how badly you’re doing on your day of travel that they won’t think something is wrong with you. Same logic applies to your driver’s license.

“I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.” – Caskie Stinnett

Routine is just one of the many things nomads and wanderers try to avoid. Why have a repeat of yesterday when tomorrow can be anything?

“I’m a travel addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding, I’m headed to the airport.” – Anonymous

For those who find the allure of the airport irresistible, this quote is a humorous nod to our wanderlust. We purposely bought a house on one side of the city just to be closer to the airport. Just saying…

“Some tourists think Amsterdam is a city of sin, but in truth, it is a city of freedom. And in freedom, most people find sin.” – John Green

For me, this is a clever observation on the liberating spirit of travel and the adventures we’ll find when embracing that freedom. If the devil on your shoulder wins over the angel, that’s on you and not your destination. 😉

“There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.” – Anonymous

We’ve all felt the post-vacation blues, and this quote captures that sentiment perfectly.

“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.” – George Carlin

A humorous take on the metric system by the legendary comedian, encouraging us to think differently about distances. One trick to happiness when traveling is to always round up or down until the number seems palatable. If you’re on a tight budget, forget I said that though.

“I follow my heart… and it usually leads me to the airport.” – Anonymous

Another witty testament to the heart’s desire for new adventures and experiences. While some people dread airports, we’ve always loved them.

“No place is ever as bad as they tell you it’s going to be.” – Chuck Thompson

Whether it’s travel, a movie, a book or a meal, always take other peoples opinions with a grain of salt. Most experiences are unique and we’ve both hated a city and loved it, with our expectations being the only difference between visits. Finding a nice place to sleep and a good restaurant goes a long way too.

“I’ve got 99 problems, but I’m on vacation and I’m ignoring them all!” – Anonymous

The perfect motto for anyone looking to temporarily escape the stresses of everyday life. Or, sell all your belongings and move your problems to another country where at least they’ll have a different accent.

Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything. – Steve Martin

A good reminder that there is no word for sorrow or regret in Timatuathian. Of course that language itself doesn’t exist so why would those two words exist anyway?

“Once the travel bug bites there is no known antidote, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life.” – Michael Palin

Ah, the joy and pain of the travel bug. It has a ferocious bite and often refuses to let go no matter how many miles you’ve put on or the amount of countries you’ve seen. The more you see, the more you realize there is to see and therein lies the problem.

Witty travel quotes, the second half

Remember, as St. Augustine once said, the world is a book, and those who do not travel read only one page. So turn the page, explore, and don’t forget to laugh along the way!

“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a plane ticket, and that’s kind of the same thing.” – Anonymous

A lighthearted reminder of how travel can bring joy into our lives. While it doesn’t take a lot of money to travel, more certainly never hurts.

“My favorite thing to do is go where I’ve never been.” – Diane Arbus

A simple yet profound statement about the essence of exploration and discovery. While it’s often the new that drives some, sometimes it can also be the old that they prefer to see in their rear view mirror.

“I would give up traveling but I’m not a quitter” – Anonymous

This quote is another playful turn on the hard work ethic and how sometimes when faced with adversity, it’s best to just bear down and keep at it, even if it’s enjoyable.

“A tourist is someone who drives thousands of miles to get a photo in front of their car.” – Anonymous

A playful jab at the classic tourist photo, this quote pokes fun at humans often absurd travel habits. Don’t worry, we have dozens of those pics as well. For instance, here we are in front of…

“The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.” – Russell Baker

This quote humorously captures the irony of trying to blend in, only to be spotted a mile away. We have tons of pics over the years wearing certain clothing from Thai pants in Thailand to an Outback hat in Australia and all they scream at us now is tourist in bright letters.

“Traveling – it leaves you speechless, then turns you into a storyteller.” – Ibn Battuta

A funny reminder that travel can render us speechless with its beauty before filling us with tales to tell.

“A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.” – Lao Tzu

This ancient wisdom reminds us that sometimes the journey is more important than the destination. While I’m guessing Lao wasn’t spanning the globe, pretty sure he enjoyed his travels and was secretly prophesizing about his luggage never arriving.

“Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

While not overly humorous in it’s own right, it does remind me of a story about a friend who decided to forge his own path once on a hike and ended up needing to be cut down from a tree hours later. It was a thing but definitely adds to the adage that a good journey can be made great with a little extra humor thrown in.

Hilarious and inspiring travel quotes, the third half

Sometimes all you need to add to a travel memory is a dash of humor to make it unforgettable. Here are some more funny travel quotes to awaken your wanderlust.

“People don’t take trips, trips take people.” – John Steinbeck

While the imagery of a trip as a literal persona kidnapping a person, throwing them on a plane and making them have fun makes me laugh, this is in truth a thought-provoking quote that suggests travel has the power to transform us.

Side note: A Transformer named Trip would be just as amusing to me.

“A child on a farm sees a plane fly overhead and dreams of a faraway place. A traveler on the plane sees the farmhouse and dreams of home.” – Carl Burns

This ironic quote captures the contrasting perspectives of the traveler and the stay-at-home dreamer. While we often dream of things we miss, having the ability to miss them in the first place is reason enough to jump on a plane and go someplace for a while. Perspective often needs distance to achieve itself.

“Travel is like an endless university. You never stop learning.” – Harvey Lloyd

A reminder that travel educates us in ways that go beyond traditional learning. I recall our trip to the Galapagos Islands where we not only learned about Charles Darwin’s thoughts on evolution but also the fact to get to the ferry early so we don’t have to sit in the open back for 2 hours getting soaked from the rain…

“A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.” – Tom Lichtenheld

This funny quote definitely highlights the trials and tribulations of traveling with family. While new places and activities can hold some interest, 2 snippy children will argue no matter what’s in front of them. However, now they get to do it in another country!

“ If you are going through hell, keep going.” – Winston Churchill

Winston obviously knew what it was like driving in LA but I digress, the truth is that a journey isn’t over until it’s over and even then, you might not end up where you thought you would. The unknown is half the fun.

“Live your life by a compass not a clock.” – Stephen Covey

Obviously Covey wasn’t a clock maker, but his adage remains. It’s the direction we take in life that determines our situation and that can’t always be done on a set timetable. Inflexibility in travel means inflexibility in life. Bending a little sometimes gives you a different view on where you are and where you’re heading. It’s also good for the back and knees.

“Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”- Anthony Bourdain

Anthony loved travel, meeting new people and trying new foods. Sure, that 2000 calorie piece of cake shouldn’t be on your everyday menu but are you seriously not going to try it once? Live a little.

“Don’t tell me how educated you are, tell me how much you travelled.” – Mohammed

The difference between knowledge and wisdom can often be measured by the amount of footsteps we’ve taken to get there. While the scholar reads about it, the traveler experiences it, tastes it, smells it, and digests it in such a way that they’re forever changed . The willingness to put oneself out there continually and the wisdom gained from such actions can speak volumes about a person.

“From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.” – Dr. Seuss

Dr. Seuss’ characters strode the globe in their pursuits to teach and entertain and often found humor in the most unlikely places. I once found it in a sock, under a rock, in a shoe, surrounded by goo and so can you.

“It is not the destination where you end up but the mishaps and memories you create along the way.”- Penelope Riley

Another quote not so humorous in it’s wording but funny in the mishaps department. Some of our most memorable moments on the road happened due to one mishap or another. Even our worst travel day ended with us saying “at least it will be an entertaining story one day.”

“A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.” – John A. Shedd

A classic example of a travel metaphor implying that we aren’t meant to stay in one place forever. We need movement to fulfill our purpose, regardless of the outcome. Though imagining all of us as little ships with legs walking around everywhere is also pretty funny to me.

“The further I go, the closer to me I get.” – Andrew McCarthy

Me is a person on the other side of the world doing something amazing at any moment. The closer to me I get, the more me I become. While I can’t always be me, I get solace in knowing that me is out there and I look forward to the day I get to be me again.

“A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.” – John Steinbeck

As Micki and I get closer to celebrating our 20th anniversary, the truth of this statement hits me. It’s all about the journey. Preventing the boat from capsizing isn’t about control, it’s about paying attention, watching out for hidden rocks and moving and changing with the river as opposed to fighting against it. Like a journey or a marriage, a river will take you where rivers take you. Enjoy the ride.

“ That moment when you’re asked where you got something and you answer with the name of the country, not the name of the store.” – Anonymous

We’ve been guilty of this dozens of times. For a while, everything we displayed was from another country or another trip. These days we’ve packed and unpacked our things too many times to even bother showcasing them anymore but we do own some nice boxes. That one we filled in Thailand, that one in Australia, that one in South America…

“ Going on a trip. Need about 5 outfits. I’ve packed 35 just to be safe.” – Anonymous

We’ve all done it though now we’ve learned from our mistakes and realize that in life we often dress to impress. The beauty of travel is most people don’t see you every day. Learn to get creative with your outfits. Maybe buy a nice hat and look out the window more often.

“Some beautiful paths can’t be discovered without getting lost.” – Erol Ozan

When you’re too busy following the path, sometimes you don’t realize you’re actually missing the journey. Explore beyond the path, there is always more to experience. More usually meaning beer, wine, food, music, art, dance and all the other good things in life worth pursuing.

“Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colors. And the people there see you differently, too. Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.”- Terry Pratchett

We travel not only to see new things but also to be able to return to things we miss. Like distance, absence also gives perspective.

“ Ironing boards are surfboards that gave up their dreams and got a boring job. Don’t be an ironing board.” – Anonymous

Don’t be an ironing board is my new mantra. For the record, I also don’t want to be an anchor (it holds people back), a yesterday (it’s never in the present) or a sock (nothing funny, I just dislike socks).

“The world is waiting for you. Good Luck. Travel Safe. Go!” – Phil Keoghan

While travel isn’t always an amazing race, sometimes it can feel that way. Slow it down, explore, enjoy! Now Go!

“ Nothing lasts forever, except the day before you start your vacation.” – Gayland Anderson

No truer words have been spoken! Anticipation of an upcoming trip is still high on my list of things I look forward to.

“ You define a good flight by negatives: you didn’t get hijacked, you didn’t crash, you didn’t throw up, you weren’t late, you weren’t nauseated by the food. So you are grateful.” – Paul Theroux

The beauty of a new thing isn’t that it’s perfect or that it will instantly replace everything that was similar that came before. It’s the start of a new branch of something that can one day become amazing and transformative. Air travel started out rough (both figuratively and literally) and has gotten to the point where it can be a joy to sit down on a flight. I am grateful for that.

“You can’t control the past, but you can control where you go next.” – Kirsten Hubbard

Again we talk about control. While our journey should be allowed to happen as it happens, that doesn’t mean that sometimes you can’t point it in another direction. As winter approaches here, south seems prudent to me right now.

“I wonder if the ocean smells different on the other side of the world.” – J.A. Redmerski

Take it from me, it does. Everything does. Expectation often colors our reality. Color away my friends, color away.

“And that’s the wonderful thing about family travel: it provides you with experiences that will remain locked forever in the scar tissue of your mind.” – Dave Barry

Haha, family travel is a great way to experience the exact same trip from multiple points of view. A parent and a toddler can have the exact same day yet have very different takes on a situation. Same can be said for travel. Want to see the world differently? Explore it via your children and you’ll have a whole new understanding of the world. Hopefully it’s a positive experience for everyone but if not, at least there’s probably a good story in there somewhere.

May your travels be filled with laughter and joy. Remember, every journey is an opportunity for new stories and a good chuckle. Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer, especially when it comes with a side of laughter!

80+ Short Funny Travel Quotes to Make You Smile & Laugh

By: Author Charles

Posted on April 20, 2023

Some of the best funny travel quotes are the ones that brighten your day and fill you with laughter. When traveling to destinations all over the world, there are often funny sayings and quotes to put a smile on your face.

Whether in the airport, on the beach, in the city streets, or other random places, you are sure to come across situations where a funny travel quote can be used. Not all days of travel are easy, sometimes a good short funny travel quote is all you need to cheer you up and get you ready for the next adventure.

Adventures can make for the funniest stories and most memorable moments. While out on the road, nothing is better than some laughter and happiness. Read on, have a good laugh, and get ready for some of the best short funny travel quotes that will knock your socks off.

→ If you enjoy reading through these short funny travel quotes, read through the best short travel quotes about a variety of topics

The Best Short Funny Travel Quotes 

Looking for a good laugh while abroad? Or maybe you just need a little encouragement while out on the open road? Laughter is always the best medicine. Here are the absolute best short funny travel quotes.

“I have 99 problems and traveling is not one of them.”

“I have panicked unnecessarily in all four corners of the globe.” – Jon Ronson

“Adventure without risk is Disneyland.” – Doug Coupland

“I forgot I would have to climb back down.”

“If you had to choose between true love or traveling the world, which country would you visit first?”

“I don’t know the question, but travel is definitely the answer.”

“Statuettes of drunken sailors, velvet pictures of island maidens, plastic seashell lamps made in Taiwan. What contempt the people who think up souvenirs have for other people.” – Diane Johnson

Flying & Airports Funny Travel Quotes

It’s almost impossible to travel abroad without hitting at least one airport to get to your destination. Flying allows you to venture to distant and faraway places and is often the first step of your next big journey.

Airports are the gateway between you and a totally new world, making them some of the most diverse and comical places. Here are some of the best short funny travel quotes related to flying and airports. 

“The airport is a lawless place. 7am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost $17.”

“Running to the gate is my cardio.”

“I just need a large coffee, a plane ticket, and a bag full of cash.”

“Sometimes, you just need a change of altitude.”

“Up in the clouds is my favorite place to be.”

 “Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.”

“Such a small window, such a big world.”

“I’ve got my head in the clouds…literally.”

“I’m a travel addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding! I’m on my way to the airport.”

“Jetlag is for amateurs.” – Dick Clark

“I may not be able to buy happiness, but I can buy plane tickets and that’s pretty much the same thing.”

“I only collect one thing: stamps on my passport.”

Funny Travel Food & Drink Quotes

Food is a worldwide language. Many travelers go to far-off destinations, just to taste their unique and delicious cuisine.

A night on the town or an early brunch with friends are often the funniest moments of a trip. You never know what can happen! Here are some of the best short funny travel quotes relating to food and drink. 

“Vacation calories don’t count.”

“Can’t decide if I need a hug, XL coffee, 6 shots of vodka, or 2 months of traveling.”

“I am not a great book, I am not a great artist, but I love art and I love food; so I am the perfect traveler.” – Michael Palin

“You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense, and whiskey.” – Bill Murray

“Will travel for food.”

“The only thing I love more than traveling is eating. So, why not do both at the same time?”

Funny Travel Quotes for Vacation

Vacation is the time to let loose, relax, and spend your time smiling and having a good time. A little laughter goes a long way on vacation, as it spreads and expands to knee-slapping comedy.

Whether you are traveling with your best friends, as a family, or with the one you love, vacations are a time to laugh with the ones you love most. Here are some of the best short funny vacation travel quotes. 

“I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just need a vacation.”

“It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.”

“Calories don’t count when you’re on vacation.”

“Nothing last forever, except the day before a vacation.”

“No point in unpacking…I’m ready to hit the road again soon.”

“When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money.” – Susan Heller

“When there is no wifi; you might be about to have a great adventure.”

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Sarcastic Short Funny Travel Quotes 

Everyone has a little sarcasm in them, some just show it better than others. Remember when you travel, not everyone will understand your way of life.

Sometimes looking at things from a new perspective, or making a sarcastic comment just to lighten the mood can make a journey even more memorable than before. Here are the best sarcastic short funny travel quotes. 

“Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is addicted to me?”

“What’s the medical condition called when you constantly need to have a trip booked?”

“If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine. It’s lethal.”

“My favorite memory from my childhood is my parents paying for my holidays.”

“Adventure, yeah, I guess that’s what you call it when everybody comes back alive.” – Mercedes Lackey

“Thanks to the interstate highway system, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.” – Charles Kuralt

“I work so hard so my passport will have a good time.”

Short Funny Punny Travel Quotes 

Who doesn’t love a good pun? Travel lovers and adventures of all kinds are always ready for a good laugh, especially when it comes to geography. For making friends abroad, sometimes all you need is a good ice-breaker or a ‘punny’ joke to bring a smile to their face. Here are some of the best funny travel quote puns.

“You told me it was Chile in South America. I don’t Bolivia you.”

“What’s so great about Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.”

“This goulash soup will make you Hungary.”

“I’m Tallin you, this place is awesome.”

“I want to go to Bora Bora, but I’m poora poora.”

“Eiffel in love with Paris.”

“How Kenya leave this place?”

“Needed to visit Tehran before Iran out of time.”

“A good glass of wine is never Faro way in Portugal.”

“I was gonna share a time travel joke, but you guys didn’t like it.”

“Greetings from [insert location]. I live here now.”

Short Funny Outdoor Travel Quotes 

Traveling in nature can be a magical experience. Whether you are hiking through the forest, snorkeling in the reefs, or camping on top of the highest mountain. Traveling in nature can be some of the most memorable times, and can lead to some funny stories as well.

Here are some of the best short funny quotes about nature and the great outdoors. 

“There’s no time to be bored in a world as beautiful as this.” – John Ruskin

“Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking margaritas.”

“Life should have more mountains and less stress.”

“I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach.”

“Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should go to the beach.”

“Watch more sunsets than Netflix.”

“Do you think the beach misses me as much as I miss it?”

“I like being at the top of the mountain. One can’t get lost here.” – Wislawa Szymborska

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Funny Quotes About Quitting Work to Travel 

Do you ever think about quitting your job and buying a one-way ticket to paradise? Rest assured, you aren’t the only one. It’s actually becoming quite common to ditch your 9-5 and travel the world as remote opportunities have paved the way for digital nomads.

To inspire you to follow your dreams, here are some of the best short funny quotes about quitting your job to travel. 

“Yeah, working is great. But have you tried traveling?”

“There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.”

“Work tip: stand up, stretch, take a walk, go to the airport, get on a plane, never return.”

“Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.”

“The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.” – Outon Brown 

“I travel so my life is not disrupted by routine.”

“All I need is a 3-month vacation, 4 times a year. That’s really not asking for much.”

“It’s a road trip! It’s about adventure!.. It’s not like we have somewhere to go.”

Classic Short Funny Travel Quotes 

You can never go wrong with a great classic. Some of the most cherished quotes are known to make you crack a smile or at least a little chuckle.

When you travel, not all days are easy, some are really hard. For motivation, inspiration, and encouragement when things get rough, here are some of the best short funny travel quotes.

“You’re off to great places, today is your day, your mountain is waiting, so get on your way!” – Dr. Suess

“The traveler sees what he sees. The tourist sees what he has come to see.” – G.K Chesterton

“When life knocks you down, roll over and look at the stars.”

“You cannot control the past, but you can control where you go next!”

“A camera teaches you how to see without a camera.”

“I’ve got a bad case of wanderlust.”

More Funny Travel Quotes 

Can’t get enough and looking for even more funny travel quotes? No worries! Here are a few more quotes to finish off this list of the funniest quotes about traveling and seeing the world. 

“Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey.” – Barbara Hoffman

“Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.” – Mae West

“Bizarre travel plans are dancing lessons from god.” – Kurt Vonnegut

“Travel is the healthiest addiction.”

“At the end of the day, it’s all about dirty feet, messy hair, and sparkling eyes.”

“Backpacking is money spent on education.”

Whether you are having a bad day of traveling, or just looking for a good laugh. I hope that this list of short funny travel quotes has brought a smile to your face and you are ready for that next trip! Check out some short travel quotes for Instagram for even more inspiration!

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Lets start off this post by taking a lo0ok at some of the very best funny travel quotes. Here are my top picks-

I wish I had never gone travelling. Said no one ever.

I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magasine!

I’m not lost, I’m exploring.

All you need is  love  a passport

Tan lines and unforgettable times.

Lets wander where the WiFi is weak.

I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords.

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.

The tans will fade, but the memories will last forever.

Good things come to those, who book flights. 

I followed my heart and it led me to the airport. 

There are many famous funny travel quotes that we hear quoted regularly, here are some of the best-

Don’t worry about the world ending today, it’s already tomorrow in Australia . – Charles M. Schulz

I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. – Mark Twain

Jet lag is for amateurs. – Dick Clark

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. – John Steinbeck

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. – Henry Youngman

“There is nothing safer than flying, it’s crashing that is dangerous.” – Theo Cowan

You define a good flight by negatives: you didn’t get hijacked, you didn’t crash, you didn’t throw up, you weren’t late, you weren’t nauseated by the food. So you are grateful.– Paul Theroux

Drink heavily with the locals whenever possible. – Anthony Bourdain

I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine. – Caskie Stinnett

The worst thing about being a tourist, is having other tourists recognise you as a tourist! – Russell Baker

Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo. —Al Gore  

Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything. – Steve Martin 

What are the most popular funny travel quotes? I have summarised them for you here-

I need Vitamin Sea

I need a vacation of 6 months. Twice a year!

Work, save, travel , repeat.

Life’s a beach.

I have not travelled everywhere, but it’s on my list.

Life is better at the beach.

Work hard, travel harder.

People having babies.. and I’m like: “What country am I going to next?”

I’m in love with places I’ve never been to.

I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just needed to go on a vacation.

I’m a travel fiend on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I’m headed to the airport.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy plane tickets, which is kind of the same thing.

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Beer. Beach. Sunset. What more could you want?!

Fifty shades of.. red, orange, pink, and purple?

Girls just want to have.. sun?

I wish I was a postcard. For under $2 you can travel the world to any location in the world. 

Backpacking is money spent on Education.

I feel like most of my work problems could be solved with a trip to…anywhere.

I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach.

I’ve got 99 problems. But I’m on vacation so I’m ignoring them all!

A plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is.

If you had to choose between true love or travelling the world, which country would you visit first? 

Some people spend their life searching for “the one”. I’m just searching for the one good travel deal.

Vacation calories don’t count, right?

I want to live in the world where searching for plane tickets burns calories.

Running to the gate is my cardio.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need a trip.

These funny travel quotes are sure to make you giggle too-

Me: “I want to travel more”, the bank account: “Like, to the park?”

When life knocks you down, roll over and look at the stars.

I love those days when my only decision is whether to go to the beach in the morning or in the afternoon.

Sun of a  beach  that’s a nice sunset

Airports: the only place where drinking 8 AM is socially acceptable

What’s that medical condition called where you constantly need to have a trip booked? 

“Be right back…” Just running away from Monday and going straight to the airport. 

This is me, walking down the aisle (of the airplane).

Getting out of bed would be 10x easier if there was a Caribbean ocean and 30 degree weather waiting outside for you.

Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?

Life is short. Call in sick and book that last minute flight.

Everyone is pregnant, engaged or getting married. I just wanna lose weight and travel.

Should I book another flight to go abroad? Brain: no. Wallet: no. Mom: no. Dog: no. Universe: no…I think I’m gonna book the flight.

Screw the caviar, I want to travel the world!

Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking Margaritas.

I’ve got a crush on the world.

Tripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any travel trips currently booked.

You’ve never felt true fear until your passport isn’t where you think you left it.

All I want for Christmas is  you  forever vacation.

Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they clap their hands when the plane lands.

I love those days when my only decision is window or aisle.

Can we just skip to the part in my life where I travel the world?

I just need a large coffee, a plane ticket and a bag full of cash. 

The airport is a lawless place. 7 am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Crisps now cost £12.

Some funny travel quotes are just silly, but in a good way, of course! Here are my favourites-

Don’t be a tourist, be a traveller.

Not all who wander are lost. They’re just looking for coffee.

By 35, if I’m not engaged or already starting a family, I declare myself the aunt who’s always travelling & comes to family events tipsy.

My parents complain I travel too much.  I mean, I could be a drug addict, do they realise how lucky they are?

High five if you don’t know what you’re doing with your life and just want to travel the world.

Worrying you’ve accidentally packed 3 kilos of dr*gs and an animal carcass as you walk through “nothing to declare” at the airport.

Don’t make me slap you with my flip flop.

You can’t make everyone happy. You are not a plane ticket.

Sandy toes and salty kisses.

Kilometres are shorter than miles. Save gas and take your next trip in kilometres.

Birds literally just eat, travel, and make a mess on things they don’t like. I don’t know about you, but that’s the lifestyle I’m striving for.

I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance. 

I love when people say “just quit your job and travel.” Taking an Uber from the bar to my home is the only travel I can afford. 

Ironing boards are surfboards that gave up their dreams and got a boring job. Don’t be an ironing board.

Forget champagne and caviar – Taste the world instead.

I don’t want a house. I just want to travel and pet a lot of dogs.

“You can’t buy happiness” Okay, explain travel then…

Travelling is like a chocolate box. Don’t matter what you get. All is good.

And here are some of the best funny vacation quotes-

I have been to almost as many places as my luggage.

Overpack. It’s why suitcases have wheels now.

It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.

Physically I’m here. Mentally I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito.

You won’t get the holiday blues if you just keep booking holidays.

Packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip. Unpacks 3 months after coming home.

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just want a paycheck to buy plane tickets.

I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m going. Are you coming with me?

Live a life you don’t need a vacation from.

Going on a trip. Need about 5 outfits. I’ve packed 35 just to be safe.

I need a holiday. And by “holiday” I mean I need to move away and find a job. On the beach. With cocktails. 

Normal life: Wears the same top every day for a week. Packing for 3-day vacation: I’ll probably change a few times a day so I’ll take 21 tops.

There are some funny travel quotes that can be seen as being a bit sarcastic (and you know us Brits love our sarcasm!). Here are some of the most common-m

Can we just skip to the part of my life where I travel the world?

Can’t decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 ounces of vodka, or 2 months of travel.

I wish that road trips could pay my bills.

Instead of driving a Mercedes to work,  I’d rather ride on a bike to the beach.

The temptation to go to the airport, buy a one-way ticket, leave the country and live on my own has never been so real.

You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving license.

I’m busy.

Go to work. Open computer. Scroll for plane tickets for 6 hours. Close computer. Go home.

Work tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.

Travitude (n.) when you start to feel grumpy and sassy because you haven’t travelled in a while.

Friend 1: I’m getting a house. Friend 2: I’m having a baby. Friend 3: I’m getting married Me: I’m headed to the airport. 

Reality called, so I hung up.

Travsessed ( n .) An obsession with travel. When all you talk or think about is your past or future trips.

Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore, they pack and travel the world.

Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is into me.

Europeans: I drove 40 minutes to spend the weekend in Paris, then popped to Germany to visit family on the way home. Australians: I was in Queensland and drove for 18 hours. Now I’m still in Queensland.

And last but not least, here are some of the best funny travel quotes for Instagram-

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.. Then it dawned on me.

Sunsets. Life’s way to saying: ‘good job, you survived another day. Here’s something pretty!

You weren’t born to just pay bills and die.

Work hard. Travel harder.

A coconut a day keeps the doctor away.

At the end of the day.. I’d rather like to have a lot of stories to tell, than a full bank account.

Me thinking about how many flights I can book for the cost of a new iPhone 11 Pro.

I know there is a flight leaving today that could bring me far, far away!

I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.

I just want to travel the world, overspend at IKEA and drink coffee while cuddling puppies.

If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 10-day Caribbean cruise.

Me getting ready for vacation: manicure and pedicure, buy new Sephora products, spray tan, get waxed, get hair done, work out for a month, live off kale and veggies, try on 30K swimsuits and cry in dressing rooms. Husband getting ready for vacation: packs a bathing suit, flip-flops, a T-shirt, and calls it a day.

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223 Funny Travel Quotes to Put A Smile On Your Face

• Quotes , Travel Tips
• November 18, 2020 November 18, 2020
• 19 min read

Humor will help you transform a bad day, cheer you up and keep you going. That’s one reason we love these funny quotes and wanted to pick some for you.

We hope you enjoy, smile, love and share these funny quotes.

A Full List of Funny Travel Quotes

Let’s start this list of funny travel quotes with a quote Matt likes to use.

1. “Forget champagne and caviar – Taste the world instead!”– Hostelgeeks

2. Me: “I want to travel more”, the bank account: “”Like, to the park?”

3. “I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!”

4. “Men to the left because woman are always right”.”

5. “The journey, not the arrival, matters.”– T. S. Eliot

6. “Once a year, go somewhere you’ve never been before.”– The Dalai Lama

7. It’s bad manners to let vacation wait!

8. “Have a fun(tache)tic day!.”

9. “Most things in life people are worried about, never happen anyway!.”

10. “Never stop doing things for the first time.”

11. “I can’t control the wind but I can adjust the sail.”– Ricky Skaggs

12. “A journey is measured in friends rather than miles.”– Tim Cahill

13. “Do not follow where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.”– Ralph Waldo Emerson

14.  “Laugh more, worry less!”

15. “I want to make memories all over the world.”

16. “If you are upset just think about a T-Rex trying to drink a Martini.”

17. “Don’t be a tourist, be a traveler.”

18. “Buy the ticket, take the ride.”

19. “If you think adventure is dangerous try routine, it’s lethal.”– Paulo Coelho

20. “Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a tan, fall in love, never return.”– Anonymous

21. “I’m in love with places I’ve never been to.”

22. “Free Boobs! Just kidding – Free Fruit!”– by Swanky Hostel , the 5 Star Hostel in Zagreb.

22. “When life knocks you down, roll over and look at the stars.”

23. “If you don’t belong, don’t be too long.”

24. “I need vitamin SEA.”

25.“The people who made you laugh are more beautiful than beautiful people.”

26. “People don’t take trips. . . trips take people.”– John Steinbeck

27. “Make salsa, not war!”

28. “I hate traveling, no traveler ever said”

29. “Don’t look for love. Look for good coffee!”

30. You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving license…

31. Life goal: Create a life that people assume you have anyway based on your instagram account!

32. “I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.”– Caskie Stinnett

33. There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.

34. If traveling was free, BYE!

35. “I’ve got 99 problems. But I am on vacation and I am ignoring them all!”

36. “Worst thing about being a tourist, is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist!”– Russell Baker

37. “And then I went to the Sangria Familia…!”

38. “Jet Lag is for Amateurs”

39. “Work hard, travel harder”

40. I will conquer the world. Like, from here to the post box.

41. If travel would be free, you would never see me again. But it isn’t, so….what do we do tonight?

42. Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.– George Carlin

43. If you are going through hell, keep going.– Winston Churchill

44. A change of latitude would help my attitude.

45. Suitcases are for princesses!

46. “The best things in life are free. The 2nd best things are super expensive!”

47. “I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.”– Susan Sontag

48.Reality called, so I hung up.

49.Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, “What! You Too? I thought I was the only one.”

50.Kinda classy, kinda hood.

51. I need a vacation of 6 months. Twice a year!

52. I changed my password to incorrect. So whenever I forget my password, the login tells me, the password is incorrect.

53. Whenever you feel sad, remember, that somewhere in the world there is a guy pulling a door that says push.

54. All I want in life is pancakes!

55. “Live with no excuses and travel with no regrets.”

56. “The gladdest moment in human life, me thinks, is a departure into unknown lands.”

57. “Every day can be an adventure.”- Hostelgeeks

58. Stuck somewhere between “I need to save” and “you only live once”. 

59. Friend: Let’s go to Bora Bora. Me: Man, I wanna go, but I’m pora pora.

60. My favourite childhood memory is my parents paying for my holidays.

61. When you’re trying to save money for a house, but end up with a one-way ticket to some tropical island.

62. Me before vacation: “I’m going to be responsible with my money. This is a low budget trip. I’m gonna stay in a hostel and everything.”Me on vacation: *orders fancy drinks, rides a jetski, goes skydiving, buys souvenirs for the uncle’s new girlfriend and adopts an alpaca.*

63. I need a reasonably paid job. Something like $2000 an hour. Nothing too wild…

64. Me: “I want to travel more”, the bank account: “Like, to the park?”

65. If traveling was free, BYE!

66. I wish that road trips could pay my bills.

67. At the end of the day…I’d rather like to have a lot of stories to tell, than a full bank account.

68. I wish I was a postcard. For under $2 you can travel the world to any location in the world. 

69. Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?

70. I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance. 

71, Backpacking is money spent on Education.

72. Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new year on a clean slate.

73. How can people my age plan spontaneous trips to Thailand, I can barely afford a spontaneous soft pretzel.

74. I love when people say “just quit your job and travel.” Taking an Uber from the bar to my home is the only travel I can afford.

75. Go to work. Open computer. Scroll for plane tickets for 6 hours. Close computer. Go home.

76. I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!

77. Work tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.

78. Yeah, working is great…but have you tried travelling. 

79. There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.

80. Physically I’m here. Mentally I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito. 

81. Ironing boards are surfboards that gave up their dreams and got a boring job. Don’t be an ironing board.

82. Life is short. Call in sick and book that last minute flight. 

83. I feel like most of my work problems could be solved with a trip to…anywhere.

84. I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just needed to go on a vacay.

85. I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach.

86. Everyone is pregnant, engaged or getting married. I just wanna lose weight and travel.

87. Forget champagne and caviar – Taste the world instead

88. I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine

89. I just want to travel the world, overspend at IKEA and drink coffee while cuddling puppies.

90. Friend 1: I’m getting a house. Friend 2: I’m having a baby. Friend 3: I’m getting married Me: I’m headed to the airport.

91. People having babies…and I’m like: What country am I going to next?

92. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just want a paycheck to buy plane tickets.

93. I don’t want a house. I just want to travel and pet a lot of dogs.

94. Screw the caviar, I want to travel the world!

95. Reality called, so I hung up.

96. I need 6 months of vacation. Twice a year.

97. I’m a travel addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I’m headed to the airport.

98. I’ve got 99 problems. But I’m on vacation so I’m ignoring them all!

99. “You can’t buy happiness” Okay, explain travel then…

100. It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.

101. Travsessed (n.) An obsession with travel. When all you talk or think about is your past or future trips

102. Good things come to those, who book flights.

103. I heard an airplane passing overhead. I wished I was on it.

104. Tripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any travel trips currently booked.

105. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy plane tickets, which is kind of the same thing.

106. Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas and take your next trip in kilometers.

107. A coconut a day keeps the doctor away.

108. “Be strong”, I whisper to my WiFi signal

109. Jetlag is for amateurs

110. My parents complain I travel too much. I mean, I could be a drug addict, do they realize how lucky they are?

111. A plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is.

112. Don’t speak the language. Already said 3 times “what”. Now just smile and nod and hope for the best.

113. Me travelling. Person: “Un Cafe?” Me: “Oui” Person: “Sucre” Me: “Non” Person: “You speak very good french” Me: “Gracias”

114. You’ve never felt true fear until your passport isn’t where you think you left it.

115. Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is addicted to me?

116. Education is important. But travel is importanter!

117. If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 7-day Caribbean cruise.

118. Me thinking about how many flights I can book for the cost of a new iPhone 11 Pro.

119. Europeans: I drove 40 minutes to spend the weekend in Paris, then popped to Germany to visit family on the way home. Australians: I was in Queensland and drove for 18 hours. Now I’m still in Queensland.

120. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m going. Are you coming with me?

121. That moment when you’re asked where you got something and you answer with the name of the country, not the name of the store.

122. Travelling is like a chocolate box. Don’t matter what you get. All is good.

123. Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore, they pack and travel the world.

124. All you need is love a passport.

125. I followed my heart and it led me to the airport. 

126. If you had to choose between true love or travelling the world, which country would you visit first? 

127. All I want for Christmas is you forever vacation.

128. Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they clap their hands when the plane lands.

129. Some people spend their life searching for “the one”. I’m just searching for the one good travel deal.

130. I’ve got a crush on the world.

131. I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magazine!

132. Birds literally just eat, travel, and shit on things they don’t like. I don’t know about you, but that’s the lifestyle I’m striving for.

133. By 35, if I’m not engaged or already starting a family, I declare myself the aunt who’s always travelling & comes to family events tipsy.

134. High five if you don’t know what you’re doing with your life and just want to travel the world.

135. I want to live in the world where searching for plane tickets burns calories.

136. Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking Margaritas.

137. Be afraid. And do it anyway.

138. Can we just skip to the part in my life where I travel the world?

139. I just need a large coffee, a plane ticket and a bag full of cash. 

140. Getting out of bed would be 10x easier if there was a Caribbean ocean and 30 degree weather waiting outside for you.

141. I love those days when my only decision is whether to go to the beach in the morning or in the afternoon.

142. Live a life you don’t need a vacation from.

143. Work hard. Travel harder.

144. I need a holiday. And by “holiday” I mean I need to move away and find a job. On the beach. With cocktails. 

145. The temptation to go to the airport, buy a one-way ticket, leave the country and live on my own has never been so real.

146. Ladies, imagine this. It’s 15 years from now, and you have no kids. You’re the cool wine aunt that occasionally comes back to the country for a brief visit before leaving for another long exotic vacation. You have no commitments, and a suspicious amount of money.

147. Packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip. Unpacks 3 months after coming home.

148. Going on a trip. Need about 5 outfits. I’ve packed 35 just to be safe.

149. Me: triple checked packing list Also me: *forgets underwear, contact solution, and favourite chapstick*.

150. Watches Netflix happily. Remembers you need to pack. Watches Netflix stressfully.

151. Me: I’m not going to overpack this time. Inner me: I need this. I will need that as well. I need everything.

152. Procrastapacking (n.) the act of thinking about packing a suitcase instead of actually doing it.

153. Overpack. It’s why suitcases have wheels now.

154. I haven’t worn these trousers since I bought them. I should definitely pack them for my 3 day vacation. Just in case.

156. So, do I live out of a suitcase for the next month? Do I unpack just to repack again? Do I put my toothbrush back in the bathroom? I’m a visitor in my own house what the heck.

157. My favourite thing to pack on trips are all the clothes I never wear at home and then find fun, flirty and exciting ways to not wear them while I’m away.

158. Normal life: Wears the same top every day for a week. Packing for 3-day vacation: I’ll probably change a few times a day so I’ll take 21 tops.

159. I have been to almost as many places as my luggage.

160. Me getting ready for vacation: manicure and pedicure, buy new Sephora products, spray tan, get waxed, get hair done, work out for a month, live off kale and veggies, try on 30K swimsuits and cry in dressing rooms. Husband getting ready for vacation: packs a bathing suit, flip-flops, a T-shirt, and calls it a day.

161. Running to the gate is my cardio.

162. Airports: the only place where drinking 8 AM is socially acceptable.

163. The airport is a lawless place. 7 am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost 17$.

164. A passport holder sounds like a great idea until you get to the airport and have to remove it 4 billion times.

165. Worrying you’ve accidentally packed 3 kilos of cocaine and a dead goat as you walk through “nothing to declare” at the airport.

166. I love those days when my only decision is window or aisle.

167. “Be right back…” Just running away from Monday and going straight to the airport.

168. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need a trip.

169. Vacation calories don’t count, right?

170. What’s that medical condition called where you constantly need to have a trip booked? 

171. Should I book another flight to go abroad? Brain: no. Wallet: no. Mom: no. Dog: no. Universe: no…I think I’m gonna book the flight.

172. You can’t make everyone happy. You are not a plane ticket.

173. TIP: You won’t get the holiday blues if you just keep booking holidays.

174. You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving license…

175. In desperate need of a full body massage, 4 days of sleep and a ticket to the Bahamas.

176. Can’t decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 shots of vodka, or 2 months of travel.

177. Travitude (n.) when you start to feel grumpy and sassy because you haven’t travelled in a while.

178. My mom watches a special type of news program that only reports on horrible incidents happening in places I’m about to visit.

179. “The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.” – Russell Baker

180. “On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.” – Lewis Grizzard

181. “Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything.” – Steve Martin

182. “”I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.” –Bob Hope

183. “”Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way.” – Dave Barry

184. “Two great talkers will not travel far together.” – Spanish Proverb

185. “When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money.” – Unknown

186. “Las Vegas is sort of how God would do it if he had money.” – Steve Wynn

187. “Travel becomes a strategy for accumulating photographs.”–Susan Sontag

188. “Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.” – Mark Twain

189. “You and I come by road or rail, but economists travel on infrastructure.” – Margaret Thatcher

190. “The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.” – Henry David Thoreau

191. “You want to know what it’s like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as you can, don’t stop, then take a paper bag and put it over your mouth and nose and breath your own air over and over and over.” –Lewis Black

192. “Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror.” – Al Bolisk

193. “Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.” – Andre Guide

194. “I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them”. –Mark Twain

195. “The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.” – Britney Spears

196. “In America, there are two classes of travel— first class, and with children.” –Robert Benchley

197. “I have wandered all my life, and I have also traveled; the difference between the two being this, that we wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfillment.” – Hilaire Belloc

198. “Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversations.” – Elizabeth Drew

199. “Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature.” – Helen Keller

200. “Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.” – Jim Gaffigan

201. “A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.” –Emile Ganest

202. “You know you’re in India when you hear yourself telling your driver as he is backing up, “Careful, there is a cow behind you.” – Lydia Ramsey

203. “Travelling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, ‘I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station. ” – Lisa St. Aubin de Teran

204. “It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, ‘As pretty as an airport.” – Douglas Adams

205. “Adventure, yeah. I guess that’s what you call it when everybody comes back alive.” – Mercedes Lackey

206. “Los Angeles is where you go when you want to be somebody. New York is where you go when you are somebody. Miami is where you go when you want to be somebody else.” – Billy Corben

207. “If you come to a fork in the road, take it.” – Yogi Berra

208. “Don’t worry about the world ending today, it’s already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles M. Schulz

209. “There is nothing safer than flying – it’s crashing that is dangerous.” – Theo Cowan

210. “The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.” – Rudyard Kipling

211. “Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.” – Al Gore

212. “If you are going through hell, keep going.” – Winston Churchill

213. “When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.” – Clifton Fadiman

214. ” is the tiniest food I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Any kind of meat that you get – chicken, steak, anything – has grill marks on each side, like somehow we’ll actually believe there’s an open-flame grill in the front of the plane.” – Ellen DeGeneres

215. “A good holiday is one that is spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.” – J.B. Priestley

216. “Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.” – George Carlin

217. “Bizarre travel plans are dancing lessons from God.” – Kurt Vonnegut

218. “I kept my babies fed. I could have dumped them, but I didn’t. I decided that whatever trip I was on, they were going with me. You’re looking at a real daddy.” – Barry White

219. “People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.” – Dagobert D. Runes

220. “If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion, and avoid the people, you might better stay home.” – James Michener

221. “I get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down airport concourses carrying bags.” –Guy Clark

222. “If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine; it’s lethal.” – Paulo Coelho

223. “You define a good flight by negatives: you didn’t get hijacked, you didn’t crash, you didn’t throw up, you weren’t late, you weren’t nauseated by the food. So you are grateful.” – Paul Theroux

It’s not a matter of where, but when. Time is precious and my time spent living and experience the cultures of this world is what I lust for. This is why I created this website, to share true, genuine experiences and not just typical touristy info. Travel, the love of coffee , and food!

70 Funny Travel Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

by Melissa Giroux | Last updated Aug 2, 2022 | Quotes , Travel Tips

Looking for inspiration and funny travel quotes ? You’ll get plenty of ideas if you just need to laugh or if you’re searching for a funny travel caption.

Make sure to bookmark this page so you can come back to this list quickly. Let’s look at the best funny travel quotes without further ado.

• I travel a lot. I hate having my life disrupted by routine. 
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a plane ticket, and that’s kind of the same thing.
• I googled my symptoms. It turns out I just need a vacation.
• Not all those who wander are lost. They are just looking for a good coffee.
• I thought I wanted a career. It turns out I just want a paycheck to buy plane tickets.
• I need a six-month vacation twice a year.
• I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance. 
• It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.
• Physically I’m here. Mentally I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito. 
• When traveling with someone, take large doses of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.
• TIP: You won’t get the holiday blues if you just keep booking holidays.
• I’m stuck somewhere between “I need to save” and “you only live once.”
• Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?
• A journey is like marriage. A sure way to be wrong is to think you control it.
• The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.
• I have discovered that there isn’t a surer way to determine whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
• If you had to choose between true love or traveling the world, which country would you visit first? 
• People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.
• Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is addicted to me?
• Good things come to those who book flights. 
• I followed my heart, and it led me to the airport. 
• When you’re trying to save money for a house but end up with a one-way ticket to some tropical island.
• Education is important. But travel is importante!
• When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money.
• I love my job, but only when I’m on vacation!
• If at some point you don’t ask yourself, “What have I gotten myself into?” then you’re not doing it right.
• Go to work. Open computer. Scroll on the internet for plane tickets for six hours. Close the computer. Go home.
• Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
• I want someone who looks at me the way I look at a travel magazine.
• You’ve never felt genuine fear until your passport isn’t where you think you left it.
• There should be sympathy cards for returning to work after vacation.
• My favorite childhood memory is my parents paying for my holidays.
• Me: “I want to travel more,” the bank account: “Like, to the park?”
• Work tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.
• Should I book another flight to go abroad? Brain: no. Wallet: no. Mom: no. Dog: no. Universe: no… I think I’m gonna book the flight.
• Life is short. Call in sick and book that last-minute flight. 
• Ironing boards are surfboards that gave up their dreams and got a boring job. Don’t be an ironing board.
• Packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip. Unpacks 3 months after coming home.
• I wish I had never gone traveling. Said no one ever.
• Airports: the only place where drinking at 8 AM is socially acceptable.
• Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking Margaritas.
• Tripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any travel trips currently booked.
• Birds literally just eat, travel, and shit on things they don’t like. I don’t know about you, but that’s the lifestyle I’m striving for.
• You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving license.
• Forget champagne and caviar – Taste the world instead!
• That moment when boarding is complete and the seat next to you is empty.
• All my friends are having babies, and I’m like: “What country am I going to next?”
• By 35, if I’m not engaged or already starting a family, I declare myself the aunt who’s always traveling & comes to family events tipsy.
• A passport holder sounds like a great idea until you get to the airport and have to remove it 4 billion times.
• Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.
• Someone asked me if I was stranded on a desert island, what book would I bring… How to build a boat.
• I love those days when my only decision is window or aisle.
• Isn’t it amazing how much stuff we get done the day before vacation?
• My mom watches a particular type of news program that only reports on horrible incidents happening in places I’m about to visit.
• The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.
• Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore; they pack and travel the world.
• Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
• Travitude (n.) when you start to feel grumpy and sassy cause you haven’t been traveling.
• If traveling was free, BYE!
• I need a vacation so long that I forget all my passwords!
• I’m a travel addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding, I’m headed to the airport.
• If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 7-day Caribbean cruise.
• A plane ticket is the answer, who cares what the question is.
• I want to live in a world where searching for plane tickets burns calories.
• You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a plane ticket.
• Time is precious; waste it wisely. 
• Of all the paths you take in life, make sure a few of them are sandy.
• Yeah, working is great. But have you tried traveling?
• I would totally give up travel, but I’m not a quitter.
• We don’t stop traveling because we grow old; we grow old because we stop traveling.

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By: Author Hannah Cooper

Posted on Last updated: January 3, 2024

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There’s nothing like chortling over funny travel quotes to beat the in-between-trips blues. Check out this bumper collection of the funniest, silliest, and most relatable travel quotes out there.

We’ve also included funny travel quotes from movies, TV, and books to inspire your watchlist and next read. 

Short, funny travel quotes

Short and sweet, these funny quotes about travel will have you scrambling for the travel brochures!

“A coconut a day keeps the doctor away.”

“Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is addicted to me?”

“Yeah, working is great. But have you tried traveling?” 

“Running to the gate is my cardio.”

“People having babies. And I’m like…what country am I going to next?”

Me: “I want to travel.” 

My bank account: “Like, to the park?”

Friend: “Let’s go to Bora Bora. 

Me: I wanna, but I’m pora pora.”

“When you’re supposed to take the 8 a.m. train to the office but miss the stop and end up at the airport”

“I love those days when my only decision is whether to go to the beach in the morning or in the afternoon.”

“ I’ve got 99 problems and travel could solve literally all of them .”

“I love my job, but only when I’m on vacation.”

Down-to-earth funny travel quotes

These silly travel quotes are relatable. 

Europeans: “I drove 40 minutes to spend the weekend in Paris, then popped to Germany to visit family on the way home.” Australians: “I was in Queensland and drove for 18 hours. Now I’m still in Queensland.”

“Physically I’m here. Mentally I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito.”

“I Googled my symptoms. Turns out I just needed to go on a vacation.”

“I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just want a paycheck to buy plane tickets.”

Friend 1: “I’m getting a house.” Friend 2: “I’m having a baby.” Friend 3: “I’m getting married.” Me: “I’m going to the airport.”

Wise and funny quotes about travel

We can learn from traveling and reading wise yet funny quotes about travel when we’re at home. 

“Once the travel bug bites there is no known antidote, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life.”  ― Michael Palin

“When traveling with someone, take large doses of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.”  ― Helen Hayes

“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas and take your next trip in kilometers.” ― George Carlin

 “Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all.” ― Helen Keller

“Because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain.” ― Jack Kerouac

“Live life with no excuses, travel with no regret.” ― Oscar Wilde

Funny quotes about traveling with kids

Unsurprisingly, most of these funny travel quotes remain anonymous. 

“A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.”  ― Tom Lichtenheld

“Parents don’t really go on holidays. They just look after their kids in a different country for a while.”

“Being on vacation with my family has brought me so much closer to my iPad.”

“You call it chaos. We call it a family vacation.”

“Summer vacations are a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.”

Funny anecdotes on X (formerly Twitter)

The bluebird has flown the nest but X, formerly known as Twitter, is still a treasure trove of travel wit and snappy one-liners. Here are the cleverest and funniest plucked from the wittiest social media platform. 

“Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.” ― National Park Service

“Security at every level of the airport is insane until you get to the baggage claim. Then it’s like, take whatever bag you want.” ― Wandering Nick

“The fancier the hotel, the more likely I am to sleep with a towel on my face because I can’t figure out how to turn out all the lights.” ― Jen Rose Smith

“Got to love that final hour of a trip before the airport transfer, when you’re dressed for a flight to London but you’re still in a tropical country so you just… sit there, sweating profusely.”  ― Sarah J C Gillespie

“You know you’re getting older when you arrive at an airport two hours before the flight.” ― James Stewart

“Got an email saying I should get to the airport three hours early because of an update with the security systems. Got here and was through in five minutes. Can’t help feeling my dad is behind all this.”  ― Alexandra Haddow

“If I’m understanding correctly, in Italy, the norm is:

No breakfast, just espresso or cappuccinos.

Have a carb-heavy lunch/multi-hour meal from 1-3.

Take a 4-5 hour nap. Start dinner at 8.

Finish dinner at ~midnight

Drink wine all day.” ― David But In Survival Mode

“My kids mix their languages all the time but my favorite combo is Spanish and Scottish. Asking where a waiter had gone in a restaurant earlier: ‘Dónde está el wee mannie?’” ― Sophie Cameron

“When I worked in an office I asked a younger girl if she’d had a nice time in Ibiza on her first day back and she said, ‘aye it was brilliant we had an amazing time, one of my pals I went with died when we were out there but we still made the most of it.’ ” ― Natalie O’Donoghue

Sarcastic travel quotes

Not forgetting that Twitter is the home of sarcastic travel quotes.

“Baffled by suitcase shops at airports. Are there people who arrive at the airport with piles of clothes in their arms and bunches of underwear slung around their necks, and think, blimey I knew I forgot something?” ― Rory Boland

I tried to take peanut butter through airport security.

TSA: “Sorry, no liquids, gels, or aerosols.”

Me: “I want you to tell me which of those things you think peanut butter is.” ― Patrick Neve

“If you’re at the London fireworks and managed to get a recording on your phone, please make sure to share it. Would love to take a look.” ― Sam Bowman

Silly travel quotes inspired by pop music

Your favorite songs will never be the same again. 

“Oops!… I Traveled Again.”

“Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh,

Caught in bad turbulence…”

“If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my itinerary.”

“Hello suitcase, my old friend…”

“Cause if you liked it then you should have put an air tag on it.”

“Oh girls just wanna have trips.”

Funny travel quotes from movies

Watching a travel-themed film is a classic way to buck yourself up when you’re counting down (and saving up) for your next adventure. Especially if it’s a comedy. Let these funny travel quotes from movies inspire you. 

“Great! Where are we going?” ― The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

“Sir , sir? Sir, excuse me. I know this is your cab, but I’m desperately late for a plane, and I was wondering if I could appeal to your good nature and ask you to let me have it.” ― Planes, Trains, and Automobiles (1987)

“First rule of India: there’s always room.” ― The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2004)

Joe Bradley: “Where do you live?”

Princess Ann: “…the Colosseum.”

Joe Bradley [to the taxi driver]: “She lives in the Colosseum.”

Taxi Driver: “Is wrong address!” ― Roman Holiday (1953)

“Just keep swimming.” ― Finding Nemo (2003)

“I’m just completely lost.” ― Lost in Translation (2003)

M. Gustave: “ How fast can you pack ?” Zero: “ Five minutes .” M. Gustave: “ Do it, and bring a bottle of the Pouilly-Jouvet ‘26 in an ice bucket with two glasses, so we don’t have to drink the cat piss they serve in the dining car .” ― The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)

“For the last six months, he’s gone to Harvard and Berkeley. I’m betting he can get a passport.”  — Catch Me If You Can (2002)

Pippin: “ What about breakfast ?” 

Aragorn: “ Haven’t you had that already ?” 

Pippin: “ We’ve had one, yes. What about second breakfast? ” ― The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

Jack: “What did he say?”

Peter: “He said the train is lost”

Jack: “How can a train be lost? It’s on rails.” ― The Darjeeling Limited (2007)

Funny travel quotes from TV

Not forgetting TV.

“Sicily can be very seductive”. ― ‘That’s Amore’, The White Lotus , Season 2 (2022)

“I’m going to have to go into the map.” ― ‘The One With Ross’s Wedding’, Friends , Season 4 (1998)

“You go to St. Tropez to party, not to work. It’s like going to Ibiza to do your taxes.” ― ‘Do You Know the Way to St. Tropez?’ Emily in Paris , Season 2 (2021)

Funny travel quotes from books

Bookworms and bibliophiles, these will give you something to giggle over. 

“Queuing is a rarity in India but if you are the next in line, you do not stand behind the person being served. You stand next to him. If possible, you stand next to him with one elbow lightly touching his ribs, so that when he moves you are guaranteed your spot.” ― Monisha Rajesh, Around India in 80 Trains

“I think the world divides neatly into those who are excited by the managed induction of terror and those who are not. I do not find terror exciting : I find it terrifying.” ― David Foster Wallace, A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again

“It used to be a good hotel, but that proves nothing – I used to be a good boy.” ― Mark Twain, The Innocents Abroad

“Being an immigrant is not for the admin-phobic.” ― Helen Russell, The Year of Living Danishly: Uncovering the Secrets of the World’s Happiest Country

“Go back?” he thought. “No good at all! Go sideways? Impossible! Go forward? Only thing to do! On we go!” ― J. R. R. Tolkein, The Hobbit 

Funny travel quotes from Bill Bryson

The eternal expat himself, Bill Bryson deserves his own segment.

“I sat thinking what an odd thing tourism is. You fly off to a strange land, eagerly abandoning all the comforts of home and then expend vast quantities of time and money in a largely futile effort to recapture the comforts you wouldn’t have lost if you hadn’t left home in the first place.” ― Bill Bryson, Neither Here nor There: Travels in Europe

“Suddenly, in the space of a moment, I realized what it was that I loved about Britain . Every last bit of it, good and bad – Marmite, village fetes, country lanes, people saying ‘mustn’t grumble’ and ‘I’m terribly sorry but’, people apologizing to me when I conk them with a nameless elbow, milk in bottles, beans on toast, haymaking in June, stinging nettles, seaside piers, Ordnance Survey maps, crumpets, hot-water bottles as a necessity, drizzly Sundays – every bit of it.” ― Bill Bryson, Notes from a Small Island

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 “I was heading to Nebraska. Now there’s a sentence you don’t want to say too often if you can possibly help it.” ― Bill Bryson, The Lost Continent: Travels in Small-Town America

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Funny travel quotes from articles

Closing with some travel stories worth a read for their wit.

“ We had unpacked and gone down into the lobby for a cocktail when it happened. The rain had begun. It rained all night, and all day, and all night again. This was not mild, polite British rain, but a rumbustious, glutinous, violent downpour in the dark, soon accompanied by lightning and thunder which, again, went on interminably, like hours of strobe lighting followed by aerial bombing .” ― Hanif Kureishi, The Guardian

“No, there’s nowt fancy on ferries. They are classless places, for all sorts. This is something you can take in at your leisure, as ships are the only mode of transit I can think of on which you can take a proper stroll.” ― Adrian Chiles, The Guardian

101 Funny Travel Quotes & Captions to Brighten up Your Day (with Images)

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Some of the best and most funny travel quotes are the ones that make you crack a smile or burst out laughing, especially when you’re not in a good mood, having a bad day, or just in need of cheering up.

On my travels I often stumble across hilarious quotes, signs and phrases that make me laugh and do a double take – often found on the walls and ceilings of cool hostels or airbnbs, as well as graffitied in streets. I especially love the really witty and clever quotes.

From all the memorable quotes I noted down from my personal travels as well as scouring the internet, and Pinterest in particular, I have compiled together a mega post of only the most hilarious travel quotes I have ever seen, for your enjoyment.

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101 Funny Travel Quotes to Brighten Up Your Day

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1. “Don’t worry about the world ending today, it’s already tomorrow in Australia.” ~ Charles M. Schulz

2. “Don’t be a tourist, be a traveler.”

3. I need Vitamin Sea.

4. I need a vacation of 6 months. Twice a year!

5. Can we just skip to the part of my life where I travel the world?

6. “Not all who wander are lost. They’re just looking for coffee.”

7. My parents complain I travel too much. I mean, I could be a drug addict, do they realise how lucky they are?

8. I wish that road trips could pay my bills.

9. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.. Then it dawned on me..

10. “I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.” ~ Mark Twain

11. Work, save, travel , repeat.

12. Don’t make me slap you with my flip flop.

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13. I have been to almost as many places as my luggage.

14. Overpack. It’s why suitcases have wheels now.

15. Life’s a beach.

16. I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magazine!

17. Tan lines and unforgettable times.

18. I’m not lost, I’m exploring.

19. Beer. Beach. Sunset. What more could you want?!

20. Me: “I want to travel more”, the bank account: “Like, to the park?”

21. “Jet lag is for amateurs.” ~ Dick Clark

22. Sandy toes and salty kisses.

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23. It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.

24. Instead of driving a Mercedes to work, I’d rather ride on a bike to the beach.

25. Sunsets. Life’s way to saying: ‘good job, you survived another day. Here’s something pretty!’

26. “I have not travelled everywhere, but it’s on my list.”

27. There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.

28. You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving license..

29. Life is better at the beach.

30. “Work hard, travel harder”

31. “You weren’t born to just pay bills and die.”

32. “A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.” ~ John Steinbeck

33. “I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.” ~ Henry Youngman

34. People having babies.. and I’m like: “What country am I going to next?”

35. When life knocks you down, roll over and look at the stars.

36. Fifty shades of.. red, orange, pink, and purple?

37. Drink heavily with the locals whenever possible.” ~ Anthony Bourdain

38. “There is nothing safer than flying, it’s crashing that is dangerous.” ~ Theo Cowan

39. I wish I had never gone travelling. Said no one ever.

40. All you need is love a passport

41. Lets wander where the WiFi is weak.

42. Girls just want to have.. sun?

43. Sun of a beach that’s a nice sunset!

44. “I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords

45. “I’m in love with places I’ve never been to.”

46. I’m busy.

47. “I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.” ~ Caskie Stinnett

48. Kilometres are shorter than miles. Save gas and take your next trip in kilometres.

49. A coconut a day keeps the doctor away.

50. This is me, walking down the aisle.

51. At the end of the day.. I’d rather like to have a lot of stories to tell, than a full bank account.

52. I know there is a flight leaving today that could bring me far, far away!

53. The tans will fade, but the memories will last forever.

54. I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords.

55. I have a love-hate relationship with airports. Love the excitement, hate the security.

56. I don’t need therapy, I just need a beach.

57. I’m not lost, I’m on an unplanned adventure.

58. Jet lag is my cardio.

59. I followed my heart, and it led me to the airport.

60. Me: ‘I want to travel more’, the bank account: ‘Like, to the park?

61. Me before vacation: ‘I’m going to be responsible with my money. This is a low budget trip.

62. I don’t know about you, but I’m ready to trade my work emails for beach cocktails.

63. Life is short. Book the ticket, pack the flip-flops, and let’s get lost!

64. My goal is to run out of pages in my passport, not money in my bank account.

65. Jet lag is my spirit animal.

66. I’m not lost. I’m exploring alternative routes.

67. I travel because my bucket list is too long for just one lifetime.

68. Vacation calories don’t count, right?

69. I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my WiFi list.

70. I’m in a committed relationship with my passport.

71. Adventure awaits, and I’ve packed extra snacks.

72. My travel plans? Mostly just wander around and eat all the food.

73. I don’t need a hairstylist; I have a travel fan.

74. Take only memories, leave only footprints, and avoid stepping on seagulls.

75. Exploring the world, one WiFi connection at a time.

76. If travel were free, you’d never see me again… until I ran out of clean clothes.

77. I have a passport full of stamps and a heart full of wanderlust.

78. Jet lag: the souvenir that keeps on giving.

79. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it…especially when I’m traveling!

80. I’m not lost. I’m exploring unplanned destinations.

81. Traveling is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get…but it’s usually delicious!

82. I travel because my bucket list won’t fit on a to-do list.

83. Jet lag is my spirit animal…and coffee is my savior!

84. Life is short. Take the trip. Buy the shoes. Eat the dessert.

85. My sense of direction is so good that even GPS gets confused.

86. I’m in a long-distance relationship with my suitcase.

87. I travel not to escape life but for life not to escape me…and for the amazing food!

88. My favorite travel souvenir is the extra weight I gain from all the delicious local food.

89. I believe in the healing power of vitamin sea and a good cocktail.

90. I’m not a tourist; I’m an adventurer with a camera.

91. I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list…right after I finish this nap.

92. My travel philosophy: Go with the flow and the Wi-Fi.

93. I don’t need a therapist; I need a vacation…and a margarita.

94. Traveling is the only time where being lost is a good thing.

95. Adventure is out there, but so is pizza. It’s a tough choice!

96. I have a passport full of stamps and a mind full of wanderlust.

97. Current status: Not lost, just exploring alternative routes and local snacks.

98. Traveling is my therapy. The only side effect is an addiction to new experiences.

99. Traveling: The only time it’s acceptable to be constantly out of office.

100. I wander because my phone reception is terrible and I have no choice but to talk to strangers.

101. I’m in a committed relationship with my passport. Sorry, not sorry.

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Funny Travel Quotes FAQs:

Here are some commonly asked questions about funny and awesome travel quotes:

What is the best caption for travel?

Some of the best travel captions for Instagram include: “Traveling the world exposes you to beauty in all things.” “Having an ultimate destination is really optional. Sometimes all you need is to be on the way to somewhere, anywhere.” “Go, see, leave no trace.” “Journey with an open heart, and the world’s treasures are yours.” “Oh, to be at the place where the land meets the ocean.”

What are the funny couple travel captions?

Here are some funny couple travel captions for your Instagram posts: “Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.” – Al Gore “Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything.” – Steve Martin “People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.” – Dagobert D “Islanded in your arms. insert palm tree emoji .” “We go together like passport stamps and jet lag.”

What is a quote about the value of traveling?

“To travel is worth any cost or sacrifice.” – Elizabeth Gilbert, Eat, Pray, Love. This quote emphasizes that the value of traveling goes beyond monetary expenses. It highlights the transformative and enriching nature of travel, suggesting that the experiences and personal growth gained from exploring the world are invaluable.

What are some funny insta captions for travelling?

Here are a few funny Instagram captions for traveling: “I don’t always travel, but when I do, I take pictures to prove it!” “Having a great time exploring the world and pretending to be a responsible adult!” “I travel because it adds spice to my life, and by spice, I mean food!” “Jet lag is my spirit animal. We have a love-hate relationship.” Remember, humor is subjective, so choose a caption that resonates with your own sense of humor and the context of your travel experience!

How do you give catchy captions?

To create catchy captions, consider the following tips: Start with a killer first line to grab attention and engage your audience. Use humor, wordplay, or puns to add a playful and memorable element to your caption. Incorporate relevant pop culture references or trending topics to make your caption timely and relatable. Keep it concise and to the point, using impactful words and phrases. Use emojis to add visual appeal and express emotions. Ask questions or encourage interaction to prompt comments and engagement. Remember to tailor your caption to the context of your post and your target audience. Experiment with different styles and techniques to find what works best for you!

What are good short quotes?

Here are some good short quotes: “Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.” – Andy Rooney “Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart.” – William Wordsworth “The ability of writers to imagine what is not the self, to familiarize the strange and mystify the familiar, is the test of their power.” – Toni Morrison “The writer is an explorer. Every step is an advance into a new land.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson These quotes convey powerful messages and inspire creativity, growth, and self-expression.

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So there you have it – 101 of the most hilarious, cheeky and witty travel quotes to brighten up your day.

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200+ Funny Travel Quotes to Inspire Your Wanderlust

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Jet lag is like my personal alarm clock, jokes a tired traveler, highlighting the comical yet relatable aspect of traveling the world. This article delves into the realm of amusing travel quotes that not only make you chuckle but also shed light on the quirky truths of exploring new destinations. 

Packing can be thrilling, but let’s not forget about the hilarious mishaps that happen along the way. These amusing moments are a great reminder that the journey is just as important as reaching your destination. If you’ve ever found yourself laughing at the madness of catching a flight or the thrill of uncovering a new spot, you’re in for a treat. Join us as we uncover these funny travel quotes that are bound to bring a smile to your face and maybe even spark your next adventure.

Down-to-earth Funny Travel Quotes

Going on a trip can bring about some deep realizations, but it’s important to remember the funny and relatable moments that make travel truly unforgettable. So buckle up and join us on a lighthearted journey around the world, where every mishap becomes a tale and every new place brings a grin.

• “I’m a travel enthusiast – the journey begins when I try to pack my suitcase.”
• “Passport stamps: the adult version of collecting stickers.”
• “My favorite travel activity is trying to pronounce menu items and accidentally ordering dessert first.”
• “My suitcase is like a box of chocolates: a surprise every time I open it.”
• “There’s no place like home… especially after you’ve seen the rest of the world.”
• “A true traveler’s journey is measured in unexpected detours, not miles.”
• “Travel tip: Always bring a book. Some places you visit are only interesting for about 5 minutes.”
• “I’m not overpacked, I’m just prepared for every season… in one day.”
• “Eating unfamiliar food is a gamble, where every bite is a roll of the dice.”
• “Vacation calories don’t count, especially in a different time zone.”
• “I have two hobbies: traveling and preparing to travel.”
• “A seasoned traveler is one who knows how to navigate an airport with the finesse of a local.”
• “Traveling is like flirting with life, and sometimes it flirts back in the form of flight delays.”
• “I’ve learned so much from travel, like how to say ‘bathroom’ in three languages.”
• “Budget travel: where luxury meets survival skills.”
• “My idea of adventure is finding WiFi in a foreign land.”
• “You know you’ve caught the travel bug when your bucket list is longer than your grocery list.”
• “Traveling is the art of discovering that everyone’s wrong about other countries, and sometimes about your luggage.”
• “Remember, a selfie in a new place is proof that you didn’t just spend your vacation on the couch.”

Funny Adventure Quotes

Get ready for a side-splitting journey through the crazy and zany world of adventure, where surprises lurk around every corner! These carefully selected, anonymously written pearls of wisdom will lead you through life’s ups and downs with a smile plastered on your face. So buckle up, put on your funny hats, and immerse yourself in this collection of humor-filled sayings. Adventure (and misadventure) is calling your name!

• “Adventures are just misadventures with a better marketing team.”
• “I followed the road less traveled, and now I’m lost, send snacks.”
• “Life’s an adventure; it’s just the WiFi is stronger in some places.”
• “I’m an adventurer at heart, but I prefer if the heart doesn’t get too cardio involved.”
• “I asked for an adventure, not a ‘where did I park my car’ kind of day.”
• “My survival skills include finding the nearest coffee shop in any adventure.”
• “The best adventures involve unexpected detours and questionable decisions.”
• “An explorer’s heart, a navigator’s mind, and a tourist’s sense of direction.”
• “Adventures: because ‘no thanks, I’d rather stay in and organize my sock drawer’ said no epic tale ever.”
• “I’m on a strict adventure diet: I see a path, I eat it up.”
• “Life’s too short for boring adventures or tasteless sandwiches.”
• “Every great adventure starts with a step in the wrong direction.”
• “Join me on an adventure; I promise only a few regrets.”
• “I love adventures, especially the ones that conclude with ‘we’ll laugh about this later’.”
• “The only thing I’m an expert at on this adventure is tripping over flat surfaces.”
• “On the path of adventure, I bring enthusiasm, a map, and the ability to dramatically overpack.”
• “Adventures are nature’s way of helping you meet your insurance deductible.”
• “The greatest adventures involve discovering new snacks in exotic places.”
• “I don’t always scream during an adventure, but when I do, it’s mostly about the bugs.”
• “Who needs a plan when your adventure spirit is as confused as a chameleon in a bag of skittles?”
• “Adventure: because getting lost and finding yourself is cheaper than therapy.”
• “I like my adventures like I like my coffee: unexpected and full of surprises.”
• “You can’t spell ‘adventure’ without ‘advent’, so I guess we’re halfway to something exciting.”
• “Adventures are like a box of chocolates, full of bugs and surprises.”
• “I’m not lost, I’m on an eco-friendly, unplanned adventure.”
• “Remember, a bad day of adventure beats a good day of doing laundry.”
• “Adventuring tip: always pack your sense of humor. It’s lighter than a tent and just as essential.”
• “Life’s greatest adventure is finding the party in the midst of chaos.”
• “If adventures won’t come to you, it’s time to go tickle them out of their hiding places!”

Funny Travel Quotes For Family Trips

Family trips are like stepping into a sitcom where the plot unfolds with each twist and turn of the journey. Each mile brings a new punchline and every destination sets the stage for a fresh joke. Picture yourself packing up, loading your quirky crew into the car, and hitting the road towards the horizon, only to discover that the real fun is in the mishaps. These funny travel quotes for family adventures are the ideal companions for your next escapade!

• “Family vacations: where you collect memories, and your kids collect all the snack wrappers in the backseat.”
• “Our family motto: We’re not lost, we’re on an adventure! (Even if it’s just circling the parking lot.)”
• “A family trip is the only time your kids are in the backseat making memories, instead of just making a mess.”
• “Traveling with family: Turning ‘Are we there yet?’ into an art form since forever.”
• “Packing for a family vacation is like trying to solve a Rubik’s cube that screams when you get it wrong.”
• “Family road trips: Where you learn patience, navigation skills, and the true meaning of ‘I need a bathroom break NOW!'”
• “Our family vacations are like a sitcom without the laugh track or the commercial breaks.”
• “Navigating a family trip is fun, they said. It’s like being a tour guide for a group that never stops asking, ‘Are we there yet?'”
• “Traveling with family: Because sometimes you need witnesses to remember why you enjoyed the trip in the first place.”
• “Family vacations: Turning ‘What did we forget this time?’ into a traditional game.”
• “On family trips, our motto is ‘Leave no man behind!’ But can we please leave the bad attitudes?”
• “Who needs a GPS when you have a family that knows all the directions? Wrong directions, but still.”
• “A family trip is the perfect time to bond and realize that you all have the same terrible sense of direction.”
• “On our family trip, we discovered that ‘scenic route’ is just code for ‘took a wrong turn.'”
• “Family trips: Where you drive miles to see the world, and your kids are just excited about the hotel pool.”
• “Traveling with family means making memories that last a lifetime, and jokes that last through dinner.”
• “Our family doesn’t believe in travel stress. We call it ‘adventure-induced excitement.'”
• “Family vacations: Proving that you can indeed fit ten pounds of fun into a five-pound bag.”
• “The best part of a family road trip isn’t the destination, it’s the weird and wonderful detours along the way.”
• “Our family vacations are like a box of chocolates: full of surprises and gone too fast!”
• “Family road trips: The ultimate test of love, patience, and the ability to endure ‘The Song That Never Ends.'”
• “Packing for a family vacation involves clothes for all weather and snacks for every possible mood.”
• “A family trip is where you learn that ‘cozy’ means a different thing in every hotel brochure.”
• “Our family vacation photos: where the smiles are big and the ‘Are we there yet?’ is just out of frame.”
• “The family road trip: the only time when ‘I Spy’ becomes a competitive sport.”
• “Vacationing with family is the art of enjoying those precious moments when everyone is looking at the scenery instead of their screens.”
• “On family vacations, we’re not just tourists; we’re adventurers in search of the next snack break.”
• “Remember, the best family vacations are measured not by the miles traveled, but by the amount of laughter shared.”

Funny Quotes About Traveling With Kids

Traveling with kids is like embarking on a rollercoaster of unexpected, laughter-inducing moments. It’s where the itinerary gets scribbled on with crayons, and the soundtrack consists of constant “Are we there yet?” 

Here, you’ll find a charming assortment of humorous quotes about family trips with children that highlight the craziness, happiness, and spontaneous humor that accompany vacations.  

• “Remember, when kids ask ‘Are we there yet?’ they’re just reminding you to enjoy the scenic route.”
• “Packing for a trip with kids means bringing everything but the kitchen sink – and then realizing you forgot the sink.”
• “A family vacation is just a relocation of the circus. More fun, new tent!”
• “Traveling with kids: where bathroom breaks determine the itinerary.”
• “Who needs in-flight entertainment when you have kids reenacting their version of ‘The Hunger Games’ for the last snack pack?”
• “Kids on vacation: turning ordinary places into treasure-filled wonderlands since forever.”
• “Traveling with kids: It’s not a vacation; it’s an adventure with live commentary.”
• “Why travel with kids? Because watching them see the world for the first time makes you see it anew too.”
• “The best travel souvenirs are the new words your kids invent on the road.”
• “Traveling with kids: when your suitcase is half diapers, half snacks, and somehow, entirely full of memories.”
• “Family vacations: where parents become the GPS, snack dispenser, and lost toy detective.”
• “A road trip with kids is the ultimate test of patience and the best generator of laughter.”
• “Vacationing with kids is like taking a herd of wild goats on holiday. But who wants a boring trip, anyway?”
• “On family trips, my kids are like souvenirs. I can’t leave home without them, and they always make the journey memorable.”
• “Traveling with kids means mastering the art of packing a three-ring circus into a five-seater car.”
• “With kids, every destination becomes an amusement park, every hotel room a castle, and every plane ride a magic carpet.”
• “Traveling with kids: where the journey is never boring, and the destination is always a surprise.”
• “Kids don’t need a travel itinerary. Their imagination is the best guide.”
• “In family travel, the real journey is surviving each other’s playlists.”
• “On a trip with kids, every day is an adventure and every meal is a negotiation.”
• “Traveling with kids is like attending a never-ending comedy show, but you’re part of the act.”
• “Traveling with kids is the ultimate test of your multitasking abilities.”
• “A family trip is where you go to make memories and come back needing a vacation from your vacation.”
• “Remember, the best travel stories always begin with, ‘This one time, when we took the kids…'”
• “In the world of family travel, chaos is the only constant, and laughter is the best medicine.”
• “Kids turn every trip into a magic carpet ride, with a few unexpected detours.”
• “Traveling with kids: where you pack half the house and come back with twice the memories.”
• “Every family vacation is an episode of a comedy show you didn’t know you were starring in.”

Funny Travel Captions About Airports

Airports are a unique place where you can sip on a beer at 7 AM, rock your pajamas in public, and dash down hallways without being in a race. They’re where adventures begin and farewells and reunions take place. Airports are a mix of thrill, monotony, and the common pastime of people-watching. Let’s lift our spirits before we even leave the ground!

• “Airports: Where you’re weird if you’re NOT walking around in slippers.”
• “An airport is just a giant time-out zone where adulthood rules don’t apply.”
• “Why do I look like a before picture whenever I’m at the airport?”
• “Keep calm and pretend this is the exact plane you’re supposed to be on.”
• “The only place where ‘goodbye’ and ‘I need more snacks’ go hand in hand.”
• “Airport security: where you get more action than your dating life.”
• “Running to my gate is my favorite workout, said no one ever.”
• “Jet lag is just a free time travel experience, sponsored by airports.”
• “Boarding a plane: Where ‘organized’ is just a suggestion.”
• “An airport is the only place where drinking coffee at 4 AM makes sense.”
• “I like my luggage like I like my relationships – durable and able to handle my baggage.”
• “Lost luggage: because every trip needs a little mystery.”
• “Airports: turning ‘hurry up and wait’ into an art form since forever.”
• “Just once, I want my suitcase to come out first. Make me feel like a VIP, even if it’s just once.”
• “The moving walkway is my version of a red carpet.”
• “Layovers are just the universe’s way of saying, ‘Wanna see how patient you really are?'”
• “In an airport, calories don’t count. Bring on the giant pretzel.”
• “Gate changes: because life wasn’t exciting enough.”
• “An airport is a place where it’s perfectly acceptable to drink a beer, have a pizza, and take a nap—all before 10 AM.”
• “Eating at the airport: pretending I’m rich enough not to look at the prices.”
• “Is it really a family vacation if you don’t argue in the airport parking lot?”
• “Traveling: because money returns, but your gate closes in 5 minutes.”
• “Finding your gate is the real Amazing Race.”
• “The most emotional part of a trip is WiFi reconnecting at the airport.”
• “Airports: where you don’t walk, you marathon to your gate.”
• “Remember, it’s not a true airport experience if you haven’t sprinted at least once.”
• “The walk of shame at the airport is returning to your gate because you misheard the announcement.”
• “In an airport, wearing sunglasses indoors is not only acceptable but advisable.”

Funny Travel Quotes for Instagram

Join in on a journey filled with laughter and wanderlust as you explore these hilarious travel quotes that are just waiting to be used as your next Instagram caption. We all know that sometimes travel plans don’t go as expected, but that doesn’t mean you have to lose your sense of humor! Remember, a good chuckle is the ultimate travel essential!

• “Work. Save. Travel. Repeat. (And occasionally malfunction!)”
• “I’m in a complicated relationship with my suitcase.”
• “Eiffel in love with Paris. We’re just not tower-gether anymore.”
• “Keep calm and travel on… until you run out of vacation days.”
• “A passport holder sounds like a fancy way of saying ‘professional wanderer’.”
• “If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine. It’s lethal.”
• “They say do what you love and the money will come. So I ate pizza and waited.”
• “Adventure may hurt you but monotony will kill you.”
• “Going to the mountains is going home. Not sure who drives me back, though.”
• “Tans fade, but memories last forever. So does the sand in my suitcase.”
• “I’ve got 99 problems. But I’m on vacation and I’m ignoring them all!”
• “The journey not the arrival matters. But let’s be honest, that layover was a nightmare.”
• “I’m not arguing. I’m simply explaining why I’m right… about taking this trip.”
• “Sorry for the auto-reply. I am currently out of the office and can be reached by plane.”
• “Relationship status: In love with sunsets and new cities.”

Funny Travel Quotes From Books

As we turn the pages of some of the most beloved books, we’re not just journeying through spellbinding stories; we’re also unearthing a treasure trove of chuckles and guffaws! Let’s dive into the whimsical world of travel through the eyes of our favorite characters and authors, where every destination promises a hearty laugh!

• From “The Lost Continent” by Bill Bryson: “I come from Des Moines. Somebody had to.”
• From “Let’s Explore Diabetes with Owls” by David Sedaris: “A good traveler is one who knows how to travel with the mind.”
• From “The Road to Little Dribbling” by Bill Bryson: “It is an immutable law in business that words are words, explanations are explanations, promises are promises—but only performance is reality.”
• From “Shantaram” by Gregory David Roberts: “The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.”
• From “On the Road” by Jack Kerouac: “Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life.”
• From “The Geography of Bliss” by Eric Weiner: “Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling.”
• From “In Patagonia” by Bruce Chatwin: “I had not intended to go to the end of the world. That wasn’t my idea when I began. It was just a mistake.”
• From “Round Ireland with a Fridge” by Tony Hawks: “I had begun to realize that my companionship with the fridge had been more rewarding than with humans I had encountered.”
• From “The Great Railway Bazaar” by Paul Theroux: “Travel is glamorous only in retrospect.”

Funny Travel Quotes From Movies

Picture yourself packing your bags, eager to explore the vast, enchanting world beyond, only to find yourself in situations as hilariously confusing as those of our favorite on-screen personalities. From the deserts of Tatooine to the lively streets of New York, these 30 to 35 quotes from legendary films act as your ticket to laughter, reminding us that every adventure comes with its own share of mishaps and funny moments.  

• “I’m leaving the Shire, and I’ve packed lightly. Only the essentials: Lembas bread, cloak, and my sense of adventure!” – The Hobbit
• “Why are we going so fast?” “It’s called a runway!” – Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
• “We’re not lost. We’re locationally challenged.” – John Hughes’ Movie
• “Adventure is out there!” – Up, when they accidentally set off.
• “I want to see the world. It’s just… I may need to see it from the comfort of a deluxe suite.” – The Incredibles on luxury travel.
• “We’re on a mission from God. We’re putting the band back together.” – The Blues Brothers, traveling with purpose.
• “The things you own end up owning you. But not in Fiji!” – Fight Club, on minimalist travel.
• “Does anyone know how to fly a plane?!” – Airplane!, capturing the essence of unexpected travel adventures.
• “Houston, we have a problem.” – Apollo 13, when travel doesn’t go as planned.
• “Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.” – Back to the Future, on unconventional travel methods.
• “Just keep swimming.” – Finding Nemo, on enduring long travel days.
• “I’m king of the world!” – Titanic, embracing the thrill of new destinations.
• “This is your captain speaking. If you look out the right side of the aircraft, you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.” – Non-Specific Movie, on unexpected in-flight entertainment.
• “It’s a magical world, Hobbes, ol’ buddy… Let’s go exploring!” – Although not from a movie, Calvin and Hobbes encapsulate the spirit of adventure perfectly.
• “What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate.” – Cool Hand Luke, when language barriers arise.
• “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.” – Airplane!, on the importance of clear communication.
• “We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!” – Ghostbusters, after conquering challenging hikes or tours.
• “To infinity and beyond!” – Toy Story, for when the journey seems limitless.
• “Keep the change, ya filthy animal.” – Home Alone, when tipping abroad.
• “You sit on a throne of lies!” – Elf, upon realizing the tourist trap.
• “E.T. phone home.” – E.T., when you’re missing the comforts of home.
• “I’ll be back.” – The Terminator, when promising to revisit a favorite destination.
• “Here’s looking at you, kid.” – Casablanca, toasting to new friends made on the road.
• “Nobody puts Baby in a corner.” – Dirty Dancing, on taking the lead in your travel adventures.

Funny Vacation Quotes About Packing

Packing for a vacation is just like a game of Tetris, but instead of winning points, you’re just trying to avoid sitting on your suitcase to zip it shut. Whether you’re a planner who packs early or a last-minute packer, we’ve all been there with packing struggles.

• “Packing for a trip is the art of remembering everything and then realizing you only wear 20% of it.”
• “I follow a strict packing list: Panic, Pack, Repack, Panic more.”
• “My suitcase is like a magic trick: the less space it seems to have, the more stuff I try to fit in.”
• “Packing for vacation: 30% clothes, 70% stuff I’ll never use but might die without.”
• “I’m not overpacking. I’m just preparing for every climate on Earth, simultaneously.”
• “The only thing I’ve mastered about packing is the art of sitting on my suitcase to close it.”
• “I like to pack my worries away, but somehow they always take up the most space.”
• “Packing: where ‘just in case’ becomes ‘just in chaos’.”
• “My suitcase has two settings: ‘Empty’ and ‘How did I ever think this would close?'”
• “Travel tip: Roll your clothes. It’s easier to cry into a rolled-up t-shirt when it won’t fit.”
• “Remember, it’s not hoarding if it’s in a suitcase.”
• “Packing: Because you never know when you’ll need a formal gown at the beach.”
• “I’m not saying I overpack, but my suitcase just whispered a cry for help.”
• “My packing strategy: If it doesn’t close, sit on it. If it still doesn’t close, buy a bigger suitcase.”
• “The five stages of packing: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance of excess baggage fees.”
• “Packing is 10% clothes and 90% pretending you’ll work out on vacation.”
• “Suitcases are like onions. Adding more layers only leads to tears.”
• “They say to pack your fears away. So, how do I fit my fear of underpacking?”
• “I bring half my closet on vacation because I like my clothes to have a good time too.”
• “Packing is my cardio: Lift, stuff, cry, repeat.”
• “A vacation is just a packing challenge with a destination.”
• “If packing was a sport, I’d be in the ‘What the heck am I doing?’ league.”
• “My philosophy for vacation packing: If it fits, it sits. If it doesn’t, buy it there.”
• “The optimist packs a swimsuit; the pessimist packs an umbrella. I pack both and forget my toothbrush.”
• “I’m not an overpacker. I’m a vacation ‘just-in-case’ enthusiast.”
• “My suitcase: 50% clothes I won’t wear, 50% regret for not bringing the other half.”
• “I play Tetris while packing. The game ends when the zipper breaks.”
• “Why is it called ‘packing’ and not ‘panic stuffing’?”
• “The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. Too bad my packed suitcase won’t.”
• “Remember, every trip begins with a single step…over an overstuffed suitcase.”

Popular Funny Travel Quotes

Are you prepared to start an adventure full of laughter and lighthearted moments? Explore our selection of well-loved humorous travel quotes, where each witty remark leads to a funny detour and every place visited becomes a punchline. These quotes will guide you through the ups and downs of traveling, showing that the most amusing aspect of a journey is often the journey itself. Get ready and allow your sense of adventure (and humor) to soar!

• “Travel: because adulting is hard.”
• “Eating my way through cities, one snack at a time.”
• “My favorite travel partner is my luggage.”
• “Passport: A license to chill.”
• “Relationship status: In love with cities I’ve never been to and people I’ve never met.”
• “Work, save, travel, repeat – and pretend like adulting doesn’t exist.”
• “A bad day of vacation beats a good day of work.”
• “I speak fluent travel and sarcasm.”
• “Vacation mood: ON. Brain: OFF.”
• “Travel: Collecting moments, not things… and maybe a few souvenirs.”
• “Life goal: Become a full-time palm tree.”
• “Running to the gate is my favorite workout.”
• “Don’t be a tourist, be a travel detective.”
• “Travel: like a boss… of my own life.”
• “My soulmate is a suitcase.”

Sarcastic Travel Quotes

Attention all you adventure-seeking individuals with a love for laughter, get ready! We’re about to set off on a hilarious expedition into the world of sarcasm, where every mishap experienced by travelers becomes our next source of amusement. So, don’t forget to bring your sense of humor along with your passport, and let’s transform those travel troubles into memories filled with laughter.  

• “Exploring exotic places, one stomach bug at a time.”
• “Who needs a travel guide when you’ve got the confidence of someone who’s read a blog post once?”
• “I follow my heart… and it usually leads me to the airport lounge.”
• “Passport stamps: collecting proof of how tired and jet-lagged I can be in different countries.”
• “Sightseeing: because your feet aren’t really swollen and painful until you’ve walked the entirety of Rome in a day.”
• “They say travel expands the mind. Mostly, it just expands my luggage.”
• “Traveling – where you pay a lot to pretend to be poor.”
• “Nothing says ‘adventure’ quite like getting lost in a new city without Wi-Fi.”
• “Jet lag is just a free time travel experience, change my mind.”
• “Vacation calories don’t count, right?”
• “There’s something about airport security that makes me feel like a world-class smuggler, even though I’m just carrying too many liquids.”
• “I have an adventurous spirit and a tight budget. It’s a tough combo.”
• “The only trip you’ll regret is the one you didn’t take… and maybe that really sketchy street food.”
• “They say ‘don’t look back’ but occasionally on vacation, it’s a good idea, especially if you’ve just dropped your wallet.”
• “I like my coffee how I like my vacations: long, exotic, and full of unexpected twists.”
• “Finding paradise wherever I go, mostly in the form of questionable all-inclusive resorts.”
• “Remember: what happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but the charges are going home with you on your credit card.”
• “If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine. It’s lethal… and boring.”
• “They said, ‘Take only pictures, leave only footprints.’ I left with less money and more souvenirs, so close enough.”
• “Wanderlust: because sometimes the most scenic roads in life are detours created by Google Maps.”
• “Travel: the perfect way to avoid everyone’s questions about what you’re doing with your life.”

Short Funny Travel Quotes

Going on an adventure is like flipping through the pages of a lively comic book; it’s packed with surprising chuckles, peculiar turns, and unforgettable punchlines. For those free-spirited wanderers who can find humor even in missed flights and perplexing maps, we’ve gathered a suitcase brimming with short, amusing travel quotes. These little nuggets of hilarity are perfect for adding captions to your globetrotting selfies or simply for a good, hearty laugh. 

• “My favorite travel plan is called ‘winging it.’ It’s more exciting than the flight itself!”
• “I’m a professional at getting lost — but it’s the scenic route, I swear!”
• “Some people follow their hearts, I follow airport signs.”
• “Passport: A small booklet that causes big adventures and even bigger misadventures.”
• “A tourist is someone who complains about everything but still comes back with the best stories.”
• “Travel tip: Always pack snacks for a trip. You never know when you’ll meet a hangry travel buddy.”
• “My workout routine? Sprinting through the airport with my luggage.”
• “I have two hobbies: Traveling and pretending I’m not lost while traveling.”
• “Traveling is like a box of chocolates. It’s full of surprises and sometimes nuts!”
• “I don’t get lost; I explore alternative destinations.”
• “On vacation, I eat like I understand the local language — with complete confusion and unbridled enthusiasm.”
• “Life is short, and the world is wide. Just like my attention span while planning trips.”
• “They say ‘Do what you love,’ so I bought a plane ticket.”
• “I travel for the culture, and by culture, I mean the food courts.”
• “I’m not lost, I’m geographically challenged.”
• “A bad day of vacation beats a good day of work. Unless your job is testing water slides. That’d be cool.”
• “The road less traveled is often less traveled for a reason. Like, there’s no coffee shop.”
• “I follow my heart, and it usually leads me to the airport.”
• “I like my vacations long and my puns intended.”
• “You haven’t lived until you’ve tried to explain a whoopee cushion to airport security.”
• “My ideal travel involves a plane ticket in one hand and a taco in the other.”
• “There should be a travel lane for people who packed light and those who brought their entire closet. Guess which one I’m in?”

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July 22, 2020

75 Incredibly Funny Travel Quotes & Tips – Travelers Can Relate To

As you know, traveling is a staple of our lives. Sometimes, travel can get stressful (especially with 5 kids) even for the most wanderlust-filled people among us. Usually, those times of stress or sometimes disaster are often the times we look back and laugh at the most. Here are 75 funny travel quotes that remind me of so many of our journeys, plus many funny travel tips that are all too relatable. 

75 Incredibly Funny Travel Quotes that Every Traveler Can Relate To

Funny Travel Tips & Quotes

There is a whole lot of truth to some of these travel quotes. This includes some incredibly funny travel tips that are all too true. 

• “Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way.” –Dave Barry
• “Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” –Jerry Seinfeld
• “When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money.” –Unknown
• “I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.” –Oscar Wilde
• “On a New York subway you can get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.” –Lewis Gizzard
• “When you come to a fork in the road…take it.” –Yogi Berra
• “Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.” –George Carlin
• “You can knock anyone down in Spain and then just pretend there are a bunch of bulls chasing you.” –Guy Endore-Kaiser
• “Buy the ticket, take the ride.” -Unknown
• I think everyone has had a trip like this. “It’s easier to find a traveling companion than to get rid of one.” –Art Buchwald
• “Be advised that there is no parking in Europe.” –Dave Barry
• “Two great talkers will not travel far together.” –Spanish proverb
• “Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.” –Mark Twain
• My philosophy on vacations (and that is why I have dessert every night on vacay) “Vacation calories don’t count!” -Unknown
• “I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.” –Mark Twain
• “My parents complain I travel too much. I mean, I could be a drug addict, do they realize how lucky they are?” -Unknown

Airplanes & Airports Travel Quotes

Oh the “joy” of flying. Here are some of my favorite funny travel quotes that relate to those many hours in very uncomfortable seats. If you are looking for some not so funny travel tips, check out my best travel tips for booking cheap flights.

• “Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.” –Al Gore
• “The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.” –Andy Borowitz
• “Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror.” –Al Bolisk
• “It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, ‘As pretty as an airport’.” –Douglas Adams
• “There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you’re anxious to meet people who do.” –Rich Jeni
• “I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about.” –Dave Barry
• “I love it when the flight attendant says, ‘Your seat cushion becomes a flotation device’. Well, why doesn’t the plane just become a boat?” –Steve Shaffer
• “In flying, the probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of arrival.” –Neil Armstrong
• “You want to know what it’s like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as you can, don’t stop, then take a paper bag and put it over your mouth and nose and breathe your own air over and over and over.” –Lewis Black
• “Any time you fly somewhere, don’t pay your credit card bill. If the plane crash lands, those people will never stop looking for you.” -Kelkulus

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Inspirational Travel Quotes

Ok, as you all know I am all about inspiration. Here is a mixture of inspirational and funny travel quotes.

• “Your vibe attracts your tribe!” –Unknown
• “The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.” –Henry David Thoreau
• “Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.” –Andre Guide
• “The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes.” –Marcel Proust
• “If you don’t have a stupid travel story to tell, you did something terribly wrong!” -Unknown
• “I have wandered all my life, and I have also traveled; the difference between the two being this, that we wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfillment.” – Hilaire Belloc
• “Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversations.”  – Elizabeth Drew
• “Work hard, travel harder.” –Unknown
• “I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.” –Susan Sontag
• “Our happiest moments as tourists always seem to come when we stumble upon one thing while in pursuit of something else.” –Lawrence Block
• “The tans will fade, but the memories will last forever.” –Unknown
• “A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles.” –Tim Cahill
• “Travel becomes a strategy for accumulating photographs.” –Susan Sontag
• “Can we just skip to the part of my life where I travel the world?” -Unknown

Funny Quotes About Travel & the Excruciating Cost

Oh, how a trip can cost quite the fortune. We have been pretty lucky with my husband always on a search to find free flights with miles or score some amazing hotel deals. 

• “Screw the caviar, I want to travel the world!” –Unknown
• “To travel is worth any cost or sacrifice.” –Elizabeth Gilbert
• “At the end of the day…I’d rather like to have a lot of stories to tell, than a full bank account.” -Unknown
• “Backpacking is money spent on education.” –Unknown
• “I wish that road trips could pay my bills.” –Unknown
• “Work, save, travel, repeat.” -Unknown

Packing Travel Quotes

Packing for travel is probably everyone’s least favorite thing about traveling. Well, except for lost bags which happened to us on our way to Banff . 

• “Overpack. It’s why suitcases have wheels now.” –Unknown
• “Orville Wright said to his brother, ‘Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?” –Red Buttons
• “I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.” –Bob Hope
• “How is it that the first piece of luggage on the airport carousel never belongs to everyone?” –George Roberts
• “The inventor of cobblestones was clearly not communicating with the inventor of luggage wheels.” -foodandwhining
• “I love that we squeeze so much into out luggage that we have to sit on it to make it close, but then are outraged when the zipper breaks” Anonymous

Funny Travel Quotes about Destinations & More

• “Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.” – Phyllis Diller
• “The Spanish government, having run completely out of money, secretly sold the Pyrenees to China, and is now separated from France only by traffic cones.” –Dave Barry
• “If you’re going to America, bring your own food.” –Fran Lebowitz
• “People drink on cruises so that they think the swaying is normal.” –Melanie White
• “Las Vegas is sort of how God would do it if he had money.” –Steve Wynn
• “When it’s three o’ clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.” –Bette Midler
• “Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything!” –Steve Martin
• “When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is.” –Fran Lebowitz
• You know you’re in India when you hear yourself telling your driver as he is backing up, “Careful, there is a cow behind you.” – Lydia Ramsey
• “A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people.” –Garrison Keillor
• “Recently I found myself arguing with a British friend of mine over which tastes better: English cooking or dirt”. –Bruce Cameron
• “Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoes at midnight, you are drunk!” -Unknown
• “You and I come by road or rail, but economists travel on infrastructure.” –Margaret Thatcher
• “No matter how many times I visit NYC, I am always struck by the same thing- a yellow taxicab.” –Scott Adams

What the Heck, Funny Travel Quotes

• “I need 6 months of vacation, twice a year.” -Unknown
• Education is important, but travel is importanter!” -Unknown
• “All you need is love   and a passport.” –Unknown
• “The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.”  – Britney Spears
• “The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.” –Russel Baker
• “There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.” –Robert Benchley
• “I want someone to look at me the way I look at travel magazines!” -Unknown
• “I need a vacation so long that I forget my passwords!” -Unknown

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41 Funny travel quotes to make you SMILE instantly

Time to have a gooooood laugh, time to unveil the best funny travel quotes you will love. We list here a bunch of cool quotes to have a good laugh. Some are funnier, others less, judge for yourself.

These travel quotes are not ordered by any meaning. We just randomly organized them for you.

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Now, let’s get this party started:

1. Can we just skip to the part of my life where I travel the world?

2. A good friend visits you in jail. The best friends sit next to you and say

„that was fun“

3. “Screw the caviar, I want to travel the world!” – quote by Hostelgeeks

4. Vacation calories don’t count. Right?

5. Backpacking is money spent on Education.

6. I always want to wear flip flops, but my boss doesn’t like it…guess, I’ve to travel then!

7. Work hard, travel harder.

8. Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas and take your next trip in kilometers.

9. I don’t know what’s coming,

but I already know it’s gonna be awesome!

10. Buy the ticket, take the ride.

11. I wish that road trips could pay my bills.

12. I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magazine!

13. At the end of the day…

I’d rather like to have a lot of stories to tell, than a full bank account.

14. A coconut a day keeps the doctor away.

15. I’m here for the fun!

16. Take me to the next beach, like now!

17. I know there is a flight leaving today

that could bring me far, far away!

18. Work, save, travel, repeat

19. Can you imagine me walking at a beach? This is me, walking down the aisle.

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20. Go no, next week or next month… but GO!

21. I don’t know what’s coming,

22. “Be strong”, I whisper to my WiFi signal!

23. I need 6 months of vacation, twice a year.

24. Jetlag is for amateurs!

25. Me: I want to travel more.

Bank account: like, to the park?

26. People who eat travel are the best.

27. Be a Pineapple:

“Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside”

28. Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoes at midnight, you are drunk!

29. Instead of driving with a Mercedes to work,

I’d rather ride with the bike to the beach.

30. Overpack. It’s why suitcases have wheels now.

31. Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore, they pack and travel the world.

32. It’s called present… it must be a reason for that!

33. I need a friend I can call in the middle of the night, tell him we have to leave, and the only sentence coming back is

„when do we leave?“

34. Your vibe attracts your tribe!

35. The tans will fade, but the memories will last forever.

36. If you did not have a stupid travel story to tell,

you did something terribly wrong!

37. People having babies…and I’m like: What country am I going to next?

38. All you need is love a passport.

39. …and then

I went to see Sangria Familia, touched the Mahal, and finally had some sushi in China! I am a full traveler!

40. Education is important. But travel is importanter!

41. I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords!

42. My parents complain I travel too much.

I mean, I could be a drug addict, do they realize how lucky they are?

43. I have been to almost as many places as my luggage.

44. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m going. Are you coming with me?

45. Airports : the only place where drinking at 8am is socially acceptable.

46.The perfect fun CoVid-19 travel jokes: Travitude: when you start to feel grumpy and sassy cause you haven’t been traveling.

47. By 35, if I’m not engaged or already starting a family, I declare myself the aunt who’s always traveling & comes to family events tipsy.

48. It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, ‘As pretty as an airport’.

– Douglas Adams 

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49. Never let your memories be greater than your dreams. – Doug Ivester

50. Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. – Leigh Hunt

51. Take only memories, leave only footprints. – Chief Seattle

52. When you travel with children you are giving something that can never be taken away… experience, exposure and a way of life. – Pamela T. Chandler

53. Living my best life one plane ticket at a time.

54. Good things come to those who book flights.

55. A family that travels together stays together.

56. Don’t count the days. Make the days count. – Muhammad Ali

57. Family adventures are the best adventures.

58. The biggest risk in life is not taking one.

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88 relatable funny travel quotes that will make your day

Traveling isn’t always honkey-dory. Sure, traveling gives us some amazing memories but sometimes, we face challenges on the road or even experience things we would rather forget . However, most of the time we can look back at our memories with smiles on our faces because travel can be pretty funny at times and what better to help you turn around a bad day than some humor? Whether you’re planning a new trip, recovering from one or you’re just going through travel blues , here are some funny travel quotes that will make your day.

Adventure-related funny travel quotes

1. “You got to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going because you might not get there.”  – Yogi Berra

2. “People travel to wonder at the height of the mountains, at the huge waves of the seas, at the long course of the rivers, at the vast compass of the ocean, at the circular motion of the stars, and yet they pass by themselves without wondering.”  – St. Augustine

3. “If you think adventures are dangerous, try routine: it’s Lethal.”  – Paul Coelho

4. “Adventure is a path. The real adventure, self-determined, self-motivated, often risky, forces you to have firsthand encounters with the world.”  – Mark Jenkins

5. “Every man can transform the world from one of monotony and drabness to one of excitement and adventure.”  – Irving Wallace

6. “No matter where you go, there you are.”  – Buckaroo Banzai

7. “The temptation to go to the airport, buy a one way ticket, leave the country and live on my own has never been so real.” – American Nomad

8. “Birds literally just eat, travel and shit on things they don’t like. I don’t know about you but that’s the lifestyle I’m striving for.” – The Captain

9. “I love to travel, but hate to arrive.” – Albert Einstein

10. “Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.” – George Carlin

11. “Good things come to those, who book flights.” – Unknown

12. “I’m a travel addict on the road to recovery. JUST KIDDING! I’m on the road to the airport.”- Unknown

13. “Travel has a way of stretching the mind. The stretch comes not from travel’s immediate rewards, the inevitable myriad new sights, smells and sounds, but with experiencing first-hand how others do differently what we believed to be the right and only way.”  – Ralph Crawshaw

Funny quotes about travelers and tourists

14. “The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.”  – Russell Baker

15. “The traveler was active; he went strenuously in search of people, of adventure, of experience. The tourist is passive; he expects interesting things to happen to him. He goes ‘sight-seeing.’”  – Daniel J. Boorstin

16. “Travel makes a wise man better, and a fool worse.”  – Thomas Fuller

17. “There’s nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home.” – Stephen Colbert

18. “Travel like Gandhi, with simple clothes, open eyes, and an uncluttered mind.”  – Rick Steve

19. “When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.”  – Clifton Fadiman

20. “I have wandered all my life, and I have also traveled; the difference between the two being this, that we wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfillment.” – Hilaire Belloc

21. “Jet Lag is for Amateurs.” – Unknown

22. “The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad. I speak now, of course, in the supposition that the gentle reader has not been abroad, and therefore is not already a consummate ass.” –  Mark Twain

23. “People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.” – Dagobert D. Runes

25. “For me, being ‘chill’ is getting to the airport three hours before take-off so I can sit in a restaurant directly across from my gate and be anxious about missing my flight from there.” – Alli Brown

26. “Without travel, I would have wound up a little ignorant white Southern female, which was not my idea of a good life.” – Lauren Hutton

Funny travel quotes about flights

If you’ve done your fair share of flying, you’ll love this funny travel quotes about flights.

27. “I love those days when my only decision is window or aisle.” – Unknown

28. “That moment when boarding is complete and the seat next to you is EMPTY!” – Unknown

29. “The airport is a lawless place. 7 am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost 17$.” – Alyssa Limperis

30. “You can’t make everyone happy. You are not a plane ticket.” Unknown

31. “How is it that the first piece of luggage on the airport carousel never belongs to everyone?” – George Roberts

32. “If you see I’m asleep when you’re serving snacks & drinks, please wake my ass up. Sincerely, I want my money’s worth .” – Unknown

33. “There are only two emotions in a plane: boredom and terror.” –  Orson Welles

34. “You define a good flight by negatives: you didn’t get hijacked, you didn’t crash, you didn’t throw up, you weren’t late, you weren’t nauseated by the food. So you are grateful.” –  Paul Theroux

35. “Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.” – Al Gore

36. “Never get behind old people in airport security. Their bodies are littered with hidden metal and they never seem to appreciate how little time they have left”. – George Clooney (Up In The Air)

37. “Now I know why they tell you to put your head between your knees on crash landings. You think you’re going to kiss your ass good-bye.” – Terry Hanson

38. “Please remain seated until we’ve reached the gate, then feel free to stand hunched over weirdly sideways for 15 minutes while we do whatever.” – ContritePerson

39. “Imagine being on a plane and NOT eating every item presented to you as if you will never again have ready access to food in your life.” – Jia Tolentino

Funny quotes about packing

As someone who traveled a lot, funny travel quotes about packing are some of my favorites!

40. “Overpack. It’s why suitcases have wheels now.” – Unknown

41. “My favorite thing to pack on trips are all the clothes I never wear at home and then find fun, flirty and exciting ways to not wear them while I’m away.” – Adam Rippon

42. “Going on a trip. Need about 5 outfits. I’ve packed 35 just to be safe.” – Unknown

43. “I haven’t worn these pants since I bought them. I should definitely pack them for my 3-day vacation. Just in case.” – Tank Sinatra

44. “Normal life: Wears the same top every day for a week. Packing for 3-day vacation : I’ll probably change a few times a day so I’ll take 21 tops.”- Unknown

45. “Up 5.15 a.m. thinking, pack, pack, pack. I appear to have accumulated more things. How did this happen? I haven’t shopped. Think my bath oils have bred.”―  Emma Thompson

46. “When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money.” – Susan Heller

Relatable funny travel quotes we all experienced

47. “I need a vacation of 6 months. Twice a year!” – Unknown

48. “Vacation calories don’t count. Right?” – Unknown

49. “A change of latitude would help my attitude.”- Unknown

50. “Life goal: Create a life that people assume you have anyway based on your Instagram account!”- Unknown

51. ” I’ve got 99 problems but I’m on vacation and I am ignoring them all!“ – Unknown

52. “You won’t get the holiday blues if you just keep booking holidays.” – Unknown

53. “There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.” – Unknown

54. “Stuck somewhere between “I need to save” and “you only live once.” – Unknown

55. “I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance.” – Unknown

56. “If you look like your passport picture, you probably need a trip.” – Unknown

57. “I want to live in a world where searching for plane tickets burns calories.” – Unknown

58. “I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just need a vacation.” – Unknown

59. “It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.” –  Unknown

60. “I would totally give up travel, but I’m not a quitter.” –  Unknown

61. “When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to disassemble a bomb? They take it and they’re like, ‘What do I do … I don’t really … ha-huh …’ Yeah, it’s the button on the top right where it always is since the beginning of #*@! time!” –   Dane Cook

62. “If at some point you don’t ask yourself ‘What have I gotten myself into?’ then you’re not doing it right.” – Roland Gau

63. “Nothing says ‘vacation’ like spending $72 on food and booze at the airport before even reaching your destination.” – Ashley Fern

Funny Destination-related quotes

63. “The major advantage of domestic travel is that, with a few exceptions such as Miami , most domestic locations are conveniently situated right here in the United States.” – Dave Barry

64. “You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars.” – Charles Kuralt

65. “Do not insult the mother alligator until after you have crossed the river.” – Old Haitian Proverb

66. “Canada is the vichyssoise of nations — it’s cold, half-French, and difficult to stir.” – Stuart Keate

67. “Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way”.  – Dave Barry

68. “Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” – Jerry Seinfeld

69. “I never make a trip to the United States without visiting a supermarket. To me, they are more fascinating than any fashion salon.” – Wallis Simpson

70. “There are three trips you take to India: the one you think you’re going to have – that you plan for; the one you actually have; and the one you live through once you go back home.” — Erin Reese

71. “In Paris, they simply stared when I spoke to them in French ; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.” – Mark Twain

72. “Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has been made in the last thirty years, many foreign people still speak foreign languages.” – Dave Barry

73. “The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.” – Rudyard Kipling

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Do you like traveling as a couple? Then you’ll surely love these funny travel quotes for couples.

74. “Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversations.”  – Elizabeth Drew

75. “Travelling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, ‘I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station.’”  – Lisa St. Aubin de Teran

76. “To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.”  – Freya Stark

77. “Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore, they pack and travel the world.” – Unknown

78. “All you need is  love  a passport.” – Unknown

79. “Two great talkers will not travel far together.” – Spanish Proverb

80. “Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they clap their hands when the plane lands.” – Desus Nice

81. “If you are waiting for someone to travel with you, you may end up waiting a lifetime!”- Unknown

82. “I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel brochure.” – Unknown

83. “Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equalling a hundred miles.” — Roseanne Barr

84. “I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.”  – Mark Twain

Funny travel quotes for families

And last but not least, if you travel with your family, these funny travel quotes for families will be completely relatable

85. “My parents complain I travel too much. I mean, I could be a drug addict, do they realize how lucky they are?” – Unknown

86. “My mom watches a special type of news program that only reports on horrible incidents happening in places I’m about to visit.” – Jared Freid

87. “My favorite memory from childhood is my parents paying for my holidays.” – Unknown

88. “A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.”  – John Steinbeck

Did these funny travel quotes make your day? Which one was your favorite? Do you have any more funny travel quotes we didn’t mention? Feel free to share them with us in the comments! If you liked this article, also check out this list of 100+ wanderlust quotes and our list of travel light quotes .

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Rule 48 is one I have had for a long time but applies to everything once you leave home, I call it DCOL - "doesn't count on location."

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Funny Travel Quotes (That Are Laughably Relatable)

I didn’t intend to write a list of funny travel quotes today.

You see, I was looking up Robin Williams on travel and Google Images gave me the best results I could ask for: giant Mrs. Doubtfire sipping cups available for sale.

The Internet is a strange and wonderful thing.

For some reason, I started to remember the comedy gold of Robin Williams and proceeded to laugh like no one was watching.

Mostly because no one was watching.

I didn’t want the laughter to stop so I spent the better part of my morning compiling this list of funny travel quotes. Let’s take a look at them, shall we?

Update: Thanks to a reader, I recently found this Etsy travel shop that sells stunning printables of most of these cheeky travel quotes. I’m definitely buying several of these digital prints (they’re so chic) and adding them to my home office desk for a pop of sass. I’ll link the shop here if you’re interested!

Also, if you’re looking for fun, humorous, and punny ways to caption your vacation, here are over a hundred vacation captions for your photos!

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25 Funny Travel Quotes That Will Make You Smile

• “I love my job, only when I’m on vacation.” – Anonymous
• “I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.” – Bobe Hope
• “Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” – Jerry Seinfeld (reminds me of the time I took a wrong turn in Houston….)
• “I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance.” – Anonymous
• “Plane tickets are the answer. Who cares what the question is?” – Anonymous

• “Traveling is like flirting with life. It’s saying ‘I would stay and love you but I have to go, this is my station.'” – Lisa St. Aubin de Teran
• “A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.” – Chelsea Handler
• “Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by stark moments of terror.” – Al Boliska
• “I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I can become immortal.” – Jarod Kintz
• “Another well-known Paris landmark is the Arc de Triomphe, a moving monument to the many brave women and men who have died trying to visit it.” –  Dave Barry

• “What’s the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don’t yield to them?”  –  P.G. Wodehouse 
• “The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.” – Russel Baker
• “Say yes, and you’ll figure it out afterwards.” – Tina Fey
• “Adventure without risk is Disneyland.” – Douglas Coupland 
• “Backpacking is the art of knowing what not to take.” – Sheridan Anderson

• “I travel light but not at the same speed.” – Jarod Kintz
• “The devil himself had probably redesigned hell in the light of information he had gained from observing airport layouts.” – Anthony Price
• “There are only two emotions in a plane: boredom and terror.” – Orson Welles
• “I need a six month vacation, twice a year.” – Anonymous
• “If life is a journey, the beach is my destination.” – Anonymous

• “I’m a travel addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding, I’m on the road to the airport.” – Anonymous
• “One day if I go to heaven, I’ll look around and say ‘it ain’t bad but it ain’t San Francisco.'” – Herb Caen
• “There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign.” – Robert Louis Stevenson
• “The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo.” – Desmond Morris
• “If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine, it’s lethal.” – Paulo Coehlo

10 Funny Travel Quotes With A Sprinkle Of Sarcasm

If you’re like me and enjoy a little dry humor , you’ll love these funny travel quotes. This list is all sass and attitude with a sprinkle of sarcasm thrown in.

Also, try reading these in a Chandler Bing voice.

• “I get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down airport concourses carrying bags.” – Guy Clark
• “I feel like most of my problems could be solved with a trip to…well, anywhere.” – Anonymous
• “Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music.” – Anonymous
• “I get emotionally attached to the cars ahead of me on road trips.” – Anonymous (I’m so happy I found this quote, by the way. I thought I was the only one.)
• “It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.” – Anonymous

• “If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I’m a size window seat in plane tickets.” – Anonymous (hun, if you’re reading this….)
• “There is nothing safer than flying – it’s crashing that is dangerous.” – Theo Cowan
• “I wish I was a postcard. For under a dollar, I could travel to any location in the world.” – Anonymous
• “I would totally give up travel, but I’m not a quitter.” – Anonymous
• “The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad. I speak now, of course, in the supposition that the gentle reader has not been abroad, and therefore is not already a consummate ass.” – Mark Twain

10 Funny Travel Quotes That Are Hilariously True

These funny travel quotes are in part practical and in part motivational .

And they’re all hilariously true.

• “Don’t worry about the world ending today, it’s already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles M. Schulz
• “Road trips require a couple of things: a well-balanced diet of caffeine, salt and sugar and an excellent selection of tunes – oh, and directions.” – Jenn McKinlay
• “When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money.” – Susan Heller
• “Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way.” – Dave Barry
• “I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them”. –  Mark Twain

• “You define a good flight by negatives: you didn’t get hijacked, you didn’t crash, you didn’t throw up, you weren’t late, you weren’t nauseated by the food. So you are grateful.” –  Paul Theroux
• “The best way to know a city is to eat it.” – Scott Westerfeld
• “Travel like Gandhi, with simple clothes, open eyes, and an uncluttered mind.”  – Rick Steve
• “My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible words then before I know it I’m thrust into the back of my seat by acceleration that seems way too fast and the rest of the trip is an endless nightmare of turbulence, of near misses. And then the cabbie drops me off at the airport.” – Dennis Miller
• “Once in a while it really hits people that they don’t have to experience the world in the way they have been told.” – Alan Keightley

Did you enjoy this list of funny travel quotes? Did you find them relatable ? Let me know in the comments below, what are your favorite funny travel quotes?

Disclaimer: I tried to find the author of these funny travel quotes wherever I could (but some are from the depths of Reddit, Tumblr, Quora, and Pinterest so it was a struggle). If you know who the author of any of these quotes are, please leave a comment let me know so I can update the post and credit!

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Anshula grew up with a love of stories and places. Thirty-five states and 100 bookstores later, she's made her hobbit home in Middle Tennessee. Her Tookish side still takes over and leaves her chasing window seats, literary destinations, adventure books, sunrise coffee, and indie bookshops. She's appeared as a travel source on HuffPost, Reader's Digest, and MSN.

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How fun!! These are so great! And true hahaha. Yeah, I do suddenly love my job a lot more after a week away from it on vacation.

Vacations can sometimes be surprisingly hectic (especially when you’re like me and plan a 100 things to do in one hour ?) xx – Anshula

I love these! Great curation. It’s nice to see some fresh travel quotes!

Thanks, Brianne! Thought it was a fun break from the Pico Iyer quotes that I always see floating around the Internet! xx – Anshula

Fun, Fun, Fun!! My quote would be, “Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by leg cramps.”

LOL. I think this is one of my favorite comments EVER! So relatable! xx – Anshula

I love this. As a girl with a sense of humor, so much better than deep, philosophical quotes. Also I’ve never seen most of these so thanks for sharing.

Thank you so much, dear! This post is just for the laughs! xx – Anshula

Six-month vacation twice a year sounds good!

I could do with that! xx – Anshula

Six-month vacation, really! that sounds cool.

Wishing PTO allowed that….xx – Anshula

Those are funny! Thanks for sharing! 🙂

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50+ Funny quotes on travel to laugh right now

We love travel quotes! We get inspired by wise solo travel quotes , but there are also funny travel quotes that make us laugh and relate with those unique moments and situations of traveling. And who doesn’t like a good old laugh?

Travel should be fun! We’ll prove it to you in this article, by sharing our 50+ top picks for funniest and most relatable quotes on travel. We guarantee they will make you laugh out loud while you wait for your next adventure. Post them in social media, share the images to Pinterest, or send them to a friend who’s planning their solo trip .

We also have a list of the funniest vacation memes , see it here. 

• 1 Laughable quotes about travel & money
• 2 Funny quotes about work & travel
• 3 Amusing travel quotes about holidays
• 4 Funny quotes about travel & happiness
• 5 Witty quotes about travel & life
• 6 Comical and relatable travel quotes

Laughable quotes about travel & money

Whether you’re saving for your next trip or trying to stick to your budget abroad, take a look at these funny quotes about a famous love-hate relationship: money and travel.

“My favorite childhood memory is my parents paying for my holidays.”

Those times are surely missed.

“If traveling was free, BYE!”

Just one word left to say: Book that flight.

“Me before vacation: I’m going to be responsible with my money. This is a low budget trip. I’m gonna stay in a hostel and everything. Me on vacation: *orders fancy drinks, rides a jetski, goes skydiving, buys souvenirs for the uncle’s new girlfriend and adopts an alpaca.*”

Sometimes you get crazy while traveling. You only live once, right?!

“Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?”

Oops! It happened again.

“Backpacking is money spent on Education.”

The best way to spend money!

“Me: I want to travel more , the bank account: Like, to the park? ”

Sometimes, the only trip our wallets can afford.

Funny quotes about work & travel

Work pays travel bills! We know work is tightly related to travel in this and many other ways. That is why we added this section with a funny take on work and travel . Because nothing makes work better than a funny travel quote to go with it.

“Go to work. Open computer. Scroll for plane tickets for 6 hours. Close computer. Go home.”

Wouldn’t this be a great job to have?

“Work tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.”

Best work advice we’ve ever heard.

“I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just want a paycheck to buy plane tickets.”

All travel lovers and addicts will identify themselves with this funny travel quote.

“There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.”

It’s harder than it looks. We all know that vacations have many benefits that carry over after we return, but it does not mean we want to return!

“I love my job, only when I’m on vacation.”

Are we the only ones looking for jobs that give us the freedom to do what we want including going on vacation?

“Travel mode ON. Do not disturb.”

Travel mode ON, the rest doesn’t matter, work can wait, emails can wait, messages can wait.

Amusing travel quotes about holidays

Going on a vacation is one of the best feelings in the world. Check out these funny quotes about vacations. For extra laughs, check out our vacation travel memes .

“Most of my work problems could be solved with a trip to…anywhere.”

Travel is important and is a simple solution to all problems.

“I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach.”

Nothing more exhausting than not being on holiday.

“I need 6 months of vacation. Twice a year.”

This is a life or death matter. 

“I’ve got 99 problems. But I’m on vacation so I’m ignoring them all!”

Gotta love vacations.

“It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.”

It’s incredibly rude!

“If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 7-day River cruise.”

Send this funny quote to someone who needs to know, some subliminal marketing never killed nobody.

“I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just needed to go on a vacay.”

It;s the right prescription for those who have headaches, anxiety, burnout, stress, lack of creativity and basically, any other ailment.

“Traveling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, ‘I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station. ”

It’s a complicated relationship, yet it fills our souls. 

Funny quotes about travel & happiness

Travel is full of ups and downs, but the whole experience will always boost our mood in a good way. These are the funniest travel quotes related to happiness.

“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy plane tickets, which is kind of the same thing.”

They’re practically synonyms. 

“A plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is.”

We’re certain a plane ticket will always make everything better.

“Traveling is like a chocolate box. It doesn’t matter what you get. All is good.”

What matters is to go on an adventure.

“Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore, they pack and travel the world.”

Indeed! We love to empower women to travel the world solo , safely and on their own terms. Check out our online course Empowerful to find the tools to travel solo.

“All I want for Christmas is you forever vacation.”

The song lyrics got it all wrong. 

“Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking margaritas.”

Having principles and something to hold on to as truth is important. But as this humorous travel quote illustrates, your beliefs could be as simple as a vacation.

“You can’t make everyone happy. You are not a plane ticket.”

Because who isn’t happy about going on a trip? We have never met anyone who wasn’t excited to travel.

“Fifty shades of.. red, orange, pink, and purple?”

Watching sunsets abroad brings us back to life!

“I just want to travel the world, overspend at IKEA and drink coffee while cuddling puppies.”

Serious life goals, does it get any better? While you may think this is a hilarious travel quote, IKEA is indeed therapeutic, as is cuddling a puppy. They are both proven to improve your mood and calm you down. Well, maybe just the puppy, IKEA can also be maddening and stressful!

Witty quotes about travel & life

What is life without travel? Travel inspires us, makes us grow, builds up our confidence, and has many other benefits . Laugh with these witty quotes on travel and life.

“I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.”

This is a bit of an inspirational quote also, but it’s also a reminder to not let your life be absorbed by routine. We encourage you to always make room for spontaneity, curiosity and, of course, travel! 

“Friend 1: I’m getting a house. Friend 2: I’m having a baby. Friend 3: I’m getting married. Me: I’m headed to the airport.”

Travel can be as much a life goal as anything else. After all, having a family or getting a house are but amazing adventures and what is more exciting than boarding a plane to an undiscovered destination?

“I hate traveling, no traveler ever said”

Have you ever heard anyone say that? Neither have we!

You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving license…

This comical travel quote has made you check your ID photo, haven’t you? So what’s the verdict? Do you need a trip ASAP?

“Can we just skip to the part of my life where I travel the world?”

Fast forward to that part…

“If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine, it’s lethal.” – Paulo Coehlo

Another great quote about routine to inspire us and set off on that adventure to an amazing destination !

“There ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them”. – Mark Twain

This is 100% true! If you really want to get to know somebody, be his/her travel buddy once. That will be enough.

“Physically I’m here. Mentally I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito.”

That mental state sounds great. If you find a way to replicate it, let us know!

Comical and relatable travel quotes

Whether it’s complaining about packing or suffering during a flight, every traveler will relate to some of these funny quotes about travel.

“You’ve never felt true fear until your passport isn’t where you think you left it.”

We don’t want to ever feel that level of fear again.

“Europeans: I drove 40 minutes to spend the weekend in Paris, then popped to Germany to visit family on the way home. Australians: I was in Queensland and drove for 18 hours. Now I’m still in Queensland.”

Our Co-Founder Meg is an Aussie and can testify this.

“Going on a trip. Need about 5 outfits. I’ve packed 35 just to be safe.”

If you always overpack, we’ll help you learn how to pack wisely .

“Packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip. Unpacks 3 months after coming home.”

Unpacking is harder than it looks like. The next quote tells us why:

“Having to unpack my suitcase after a vacation is like the ultimate emotional baggage.”

We don’t want to let go of that vacation feeling.

“My favorite thing to pack on trips are all the clothes I never wear at home and then find fun, flirty and exciting ways to not wear while away.”

Why do we do it? Because we always want to make sure we will have a ball gown in case we are invited to a gala, and cute dresses for that special date with a local handsome guy and three changes of clothes for our Instagram photoshoot. Just in case…

“Airports: the only place where drinking at 8 AM is socially acceptable.”

The great thing about airports is there are no rules and it is always 5pm at some destination.  

“Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by stark moments of terror.” – Al Boliska

Did you identify with this one? Or do you like flying? Our first time flying tips article may be helpful to tame those nerves.

“Babies: cry all flight long. Fall asleep during landing.”

It’s like they have it all planned out to make us suffer.

“Running to the gate is my cardio.”

Worried about not doing exercise during your travels? Believe us when we say you will do lots of it, whether it’s running to the gate to catch your flight or walking thousands of steps a day to see all your favorite landmarks. Travel is the best exercise there is!

“People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.” – Dagobert D. Runes

Isn’t this a comical travel quote? But oh so true! There’s something about being abroad that makes it more exciting, even if you are surrounded by the same people you find down the street. 

“This is the first year I’m not going to Fiji because of COVID-19. Normally, I do not go because I am poor.” — Brooke Miller

COVID gave us a new excuse to postpone that lifelong dream. Don’t wait anymore, start saving for travel now! 

If you know more funny travel quotes, share them with us in the comment section below!

And if you feel like laughing a bit more, go to our funny travel memes article .

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30 Best Funny Travel Quotes

By: Author Tim Kroeger

Posted on September 15, 2023

Embark on a laughter-filled journey with our “30 Best Funny Travel Quotes” list! From sarcastic takes to hilarious insights, we cover all your travel moods. Perfect for vacation inspiration or sharing laughs with friends. Discover the lighter side of travel now!

Welcome to the ultimate compendium of “Funny Travel Quotes,” a treasure trove that promises to make your sides split while fueling your wanderlust.

If you’ve ever muttered, “I need a vacation quotes funny,” under your breath while daydreaming of a hilarious escape, this collection is for you.

Whether you’re in the market for sarcastic travel quotes funny enough to make even a TSA agent chuckle, or simply seeking some travel meme inspiration to spice up your Instagram feed, we’ve got you covered.

Ah, yes, the joys of going away with your squad! Our curated list also features travel-with-friends quotes funny enough to reflect the chaos and beauty of hitting the road with your favorite people.

And let’s not forget those moments when you’re actually on vacation, and you realize the comedic goldmine you’ve just walked into; for those moments, we present our funny going-on vacation quotes and vacation funny quotes.

After all, what’s travel without a little laughter?

So buckle up, because it’s time to embark on a journey through fun travel quotes that’ll make your day and maybe even inspire your next great adventure—with a side of humor, of course.

In the spirit of belly laughs and boarding passes, we bring you this one-stop-shop for all things witty and wanderlust-filled: funny vacation quotes included!

Table of Contents

1. “Make salsa, not war!”

2. “I hate traveling; no traveler ever said.”

3. “I travel a lot; I hate having my life disrupted by routine.”

– Caskie Stinnett

4. I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!”

5. “My favorite childhood memory is my parents paying for my holidays.”

6. “Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a tan, fall in love, never return.”

– Anonymous

7. “The journey, not the arrival, matters.”

– T. S. Eliot

8. “Once a year, go somewhere you’ve never been before.”

– The Dalai Lama

9. “I can’t control the wind but I can adjust the sail.”

– Ricky Skaggs

10. “I need vitamin SEA.”

More Funny Travel Quotes

11. “I wish I was a postcard. For under $2, you can travel the world to any location in the world.

12. “You don’t like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.”

13. “Work, save, travel, repeat.”

14. “People don’t take trips. . . trips take people.”

– John Steinbeck

15. “When life knocks you down, roll over and look at the stars.”

16. “I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.” –Bob Hope

17. “Ironing boards are surfboards that gave up their dreams and got a boring job. Don’t be an ironing board.”

18. “Vacation calories don’t count. Right?”

19. “I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just want a paycheck to buy plane tickets.”

20. “Everyone is pregnant, engaged, or getting married. I just wanna lose weight and travel.”

Vacation Quotes Funny

21. “Get ready, (jet)set, and go.”

22. “Travel, because money returns. Time doesn’t.

23. Go to work. Open computer. Scroll for plane tickets for 6 hours. Close computer. Go home.

24. “Girls just wanna have sun.”

25. “I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel brochure.”

26. “If traveling was free… bye.”

27. “Nothing about this trip is plane.”

28. “Physically, I’m here. Mentally, I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito.”

29. “There should be sympathy cards for returning to work after vacation.”

30. “I’m getting used to wearing flip-flops everywhere. It’s a dangerous place to be. Next thing you know, I’m gonna show to a board meeting in sandals.”

Frequently Asked Questions Funny Travel Quotes

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What are funny travel quotes?

Funny travel quotes are humorous sayings that capture the lighter side of travel and vacation experiences. They often provide a comedic twist to the challenges and joys of traveling.

Why would someone want to read funny travel quotes?

Funny travel quotes can provide a mood lift, spark wanderlust, or offer a good laugh. They can also be great for social media captions or to share with friends and family before embarking on a journey.

Can these funny travel quotes be used for social media?

Definitely! These quotes are perfect for spicing up your Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook feed, especially when looking for travel meme inspiration or catchy captions.

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57 Funny Travel Quotes to cheer up your day

Funny travel quotes are great to cheer up your day and keep the travel bug.

Humor will help you to turn around a bad day, simply a laugh would change your mood! That’s one reason why we do love these funny quotes and wanted to collect some of them for you.

We had a look at the travel quotes out there and we collected these 26 funny travel quotes . Some of these funny quotes we found them on our 5 Star Hostels!

If you find some more, you can always tag us on Instagram , we will be happy to see them.

Read : find more travel quotes for friends here

In case you need more inspiration or just wanna read more travel quotes, we also collected 109 Travel quotes to inspire every traveler .

I hear you wonder: How did we collect so many quotes?

Well, we are quite traditional here: we do always carry with us a travel notebook. There we write all the quotes we have come across during our travels, as well as many other notes. And of course, Pinterest!

More inspiration:

• 109 Travel quotes
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Well… we let you enjoy this moment.

We hope you do laugh, remember, love and share these funny travel quotes. After all, we know that a sense of travel humor can really lighten your mood. And since a lot can go wrong when exploring this world, a sense of humor is always a good tool to have on hand.

And if you fancy more entertainment, we found a few travelers gift on Amazon, they come with a small zing and fun factor:

A Full List of Funny Travel Quotes

Let’s start this list of funny travel quotes with a quote Matt likes to use.

1. “Forget champagne and caviar – Taste the world instead!”

– Hostelgeeks

2. Me : “I want to travel more”

the bank account : “Like, to the park?”

3. “I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!”

4. “Men to the left because woman are always right”.”

This is a quote from BUS Hostel, one of the best hostels in Reykjavik .

5. “The journey, not the arrival, matters.”

– T. S. Eliot

6. “Once a year, go somewhere you’ve never been before.”

– The Dalai Lama

7. It’s bad manners to let vacation wait!

8. “Have a fun(tache)tic day!.”

9. “Most things in life people are worried about, never happen anyway!.”

10. “Never stop doing things for the first time.”

11. “I can’t control the wind but I can adjust the sail.”

– Ricky Skaggs

12. “A journey is measured in friends rather than miles.”

– Tim Cahill

13. “Do not follow where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.”

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

14.  “Laugh more, worry less!”

15. “I want to make memories all over the world.”

16. “If you are upset just think about a T-Rex trying to drink a Martini.”

17. “Don’t be a tourist, be a traveler.”

18. “Buy the ticket, take the ride.”

19. “If you think adventure is dangerous try routine, it’s lethal.” – Paulo Coelho

20. “Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a tan, fall in love, never return.”

– Anonymous

21. “I’m in love with places I’ve never been to.”

22. “ Free Boobs! Just kidding – Free Fruit! ”

22. “When life knocks you down, roll over and look at the stars.”

23. “If you don’t belong, don’t be too long.”

24. “I need vitamin SEA.”

25.“The people who made you laugh are more beautiful than beautiful people.”

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26. “People don’t take trips. . . trips take people.”

– John Steinbeck

27. “Make salsa, not war!”

28. “I hate traveling, no traveler ever said”

29. “Don’t look for love. Look for good coffee!”

30. You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving license…

31. Life goal: Create a life that people assume you have anyway based on your instagram account!

32. “I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.”

– Caskie Stinnett

33. There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.

34. If traveling was free, BYE!

35. “I’ve got 99 problems. But I am on vacation and I am ignoring them all!”

36. “Worst thing about being a tourist, is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist!”

– Russell Baker

37. “And then I went to the Sangria Familia…!”

38. “Jet Lag is for Amateurs”

39. “Work hard, travel harder”

40. I will conquer the world. Like, from here to the post box.

41. If travel would be free, you would never see me again. But it isn’t, so….what do we do tonight?

42. Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.

– George Carlin

43. If you are going through hell, keep going.

– Winston Churchill

44. A change of latitude would help my attitude.

45. Suitcases are for princesses!

46. “The best things in life are free. The 2nd best things are super expensive!”

47. “I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.”

– Susan Sontag

48. Reality called, so I hung up.

49. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, “What! You Too? I thought I was the only one.”

50. Kinda classy, kinda hood.

51. I need a vacation of 6 months. Twice a year!

52. I changed my password to incorrect. So whenever I forget my password, the login tells me, the password is incorrect.

53. Whenever you feel sad, remember, that somewhere in the world there is a guy pulling a door that says push.

54. All I want in life is pancakes!

55. “Live with no excuses and travel with no regrets.”

56. “The gladdest moment in human life, me thinks, is a departure into unknown lands.”

57. “ Every day can be an adventure. ” – Hostelgeeks

58. I’m done adulting. Let’s be mermaids from now on!

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The 41 Funniest Travel Quotes

Traveling can be pretty funny. You’ve got to deal with long flights, different cultures, and sometimes you even have to spend a little time on the toilet (believe me I know).

But that’s ok, because it’s almost always worth it.

This is a curated sub-category. Check out our full collection of travel quotes .

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist. Russell Baker

I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. Mark Twain

Two great talkers will not travel far together. Spanish Proverb

Bizarre travel plans are dancing lessons from God. Kurt Vonnegut

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

Thanks to the interstate highway system, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything. Charles Kuralt

When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money. Susan Heller

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. Rudyard Kipling

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversations. Elizabeth Drew

People don’t take trips. . .trips take people. John Steinbeck

Our happiest moments as tourists always seem to come when we stumble upon one thing while in pursuit of something else. Lawrence Block

Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane. Jim Gaffigan

Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. George Carlin

Travel becomes a strategy for accumulating photographs. Susan Sontag

Adventure, yeah. I guess that’s what you call it when everybody comes back alive. Mercedes Lackey

If you are going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill

There’s only four ways to get unraveled; One is to sleep and the other is travel. Jim Morrison

A good holiday is one that is spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours. J.B. Priestley

Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror. Al Boliska

[Airline food] is the tiniest food I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Any kind of meat that you get — chicken, steak, anything — has grill marks on each side, like somehow we’ll actually believe there’s an open-flame grill in the front of the plane. Ellen de Generes

You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars. Charles Kuralt

Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo. Al Gore

Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything. Steve Martin

Travel is only glamorous in retrospect. Paul Theroux

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. Dagobert D. Runes

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? George Carlin

You define a good flight by negatives: you didn’t get hijacked, you didn’t crash, you didn’t throw up, you weren’t late, you weren’t nauseated by the food. So you are grateful. Paul Theroux

Travel’ is the name of a modern disease which became rampant in the mid-fifties and is still spreading. The disease – its scientific name is travelitis furiosus – is carried by a germ called prosperity. George Mikes

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. Clifton Fadiman

Travelling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, ‘I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station. Lisa St. Aubin de Teran

Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and celebrate the journey. Fitzhugh Mullan

A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car. Emile Ganest

When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They take it and they’re like, ‘What do I do … I don’t really … ha-huh …’ Yeah, it’s the button on the top right where it always is since the beginning of #*@! time! Dane Cook

There is nothing safer than flying – it’s crashing that is dangerous. Theo Cowan

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. Truman Capote

It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, ‘As pretty as an airport. Douglas Adams

If you’ve seen one redwood tree, you’ve seen them all. Ronald Reagan

You want to know what it’s like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as you can, don’t stop, then take a paper bag and put it over your mouth and nose and breath your own air over and over and over. Lewis Black

My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible words then before I know it I’m thrust into the back of my seat by acceleration that seems way too fast and the rest of the trip is an endless nightmare of turbulence, of near misses. And then the cabbie drops me off at the airport. Dennis Miller

Don’t worry about the world ending today, it’s already tomorrow in Australia. Charles M. Schulz

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The dynamic duo.

Pat Sajak, 77, and Vanna White, 67, have been co-hosts on “Wheel of Fortune” together since 1982, and they’ve built a bond that will last forever.

In fact, White revealed that she considered retiring from the show after Sajak announced that he was stepping away as host last year.

But White ultimately decided that she’s staying on the show beyond Sajak’s final episode that airs Friday, June 7.

“I feel happy for him,” White said after the news of Sajak’s departure from the game show. 

“I can’t imagine doing the show without him after 41 years,” the iconic letter-turner added.

For the past 40 years, Sajak and White have had plenty to say about each other. They’ve mostly insisted that their relationship has always been platonic, though they have leaned into the romance rumors from time to time.

From their early years as co-hosts to now, here are Sajak and White’s best quotes about their relationship.

One of Sajak’s earliest quotes about White is from his interview on “Late Night with David Letterman” in 1986, four years after White and Sajak became co-hosts.

“Vanna turns letters,” he said. “And there aren’t many universities where you can actually go and learn that, so she had to start from scratch.”

Sajak continued: “That’s what she does, but she’s proud of it and does a good job, and much to her credit. Despite that somewhat limiting sounding job description, she’s gotten quite a following.”

After five years as co-hosts, Sajak finally addressed the rumors that he and White were more than friends.

“In ‘The Inquirer,’ I think we’ve been everything from lovers to feuders, and we’re somewhere in between,” Sajak said in their joint interview .

In 2007, Sajak and White recalled the time they did an April Fool’s joke where they said they were in a relationship, leading Sajak to admit that he doesn’t know how they would’ve done as a real couple.

“We get along real well now, and there’s no point in pushing that,” he said. “We get along well because she’s a very nice person, and I of course am a saint.”

“We’re together a lot, and even if you do get on each other’s nerves — and I don’t know that we do — we go our separate ways and don’t see each other for two weeks.”

He continued: “Every marriage in America would be successful if it was lived that way, if you could take this time off. By the time you see each other again you’re catching up on old times and everything is right with the world. I think our schedule would make it really tough to be burned out by each other.”

Sajak also described White as “beautiful” and “charming” and said she’s “as far from a Prima Donna as you can imagine.”

January 2012

Sajak once admitted that the pair drank before taping early episodes of the show. “When I first started and was much younger and could tolerate those things, we had a different show then,” he said on ESPN2’s show “Dan Le Batard is Highly Questionable” at the time. “Vanna and I would go across and have two or three or six (margaritas), and then come and do the last shows and have trouble recognizing the alphabet.”

He quipped: “Now, if I were to inhale the cork and a bottle of wine I would probably keel over, I’m getting a little older for this.”

February 2019

White compared her relationship with Sajak to being siblings in a 2019 interview with Closer Weekly .

“People at home see the chemistry between Pat and me. We are like brother and sister, and I think that is what makes it work,” she said.

“We get along so well and are really best friends. We always have been,” White added.

White and Sajak rarely had conflict during their many years as co-hosts — with one exception.

“Believe it or not, Pat Sajak and I have only had one argument in 36 years and that was over putting ketchup on a hotdog,” White said to Fox News in 2019.

She said that Sajak only puts mustard on his hotdogs.

“I agree it is [weird],” she added.

December 2019

White took over hosting duties from Sajak for the first time after he got surgery for a blocked intestine . She gave Sajak credit for preparing her for the milestone career moment.

“I think for listening Pat for 37 years, I understood the game and how he hosted it. I was very familiar with the show,” she said to People .

White also said that Sajak’s health was her “biggest concern” when she took on the job as host.

“I was so worried, and it was so strange being on the set without him. I’ve never been on the set without him in 37 years, but the staff and crew were so supportive and made me so comfortable and helped me in every way. Everybody was so supportive. I had a few minor mistakes, but nothing that affected the game.”

Unsurprisingly, Sajak was thrilled with White’s hosting performance during his health break.

“The fact that she did it speaks volumes about her,” he told CBS Sunday Mornings three months later. “It would’ve been very easy for her to say, ‘I’m sorry, this is not what i do.’ “

“But the audience was rooting for her — almost proud to see her up there.”

December 2022

“He is so funny. He really is,” White gushed about Sajak to People .

“We see each other every couple of weeks for a couple of days. It’s perfect,” the model continued. “Then we don’t see each other and then, we come back to work. And he is always making me laugh.”

White further said, “I think when [series creator] Merv Griffin chose both of us, 40 and 41 years ago, he saw something between us — a brother/sister-type relationship. I think that is kind of what it is. He saw that we would be able to get along, I think. And we do. We are like a brother and sister team.”

“It’s so funny. I can tell sometimes — and he can tell with me, without saying a word, ‘Oh, she’s in a bad mood. Oh, he’s in a bad mood. Don’t say anything to him now, just let him do his thing. We speak each other’s language.”

White also said at the time that she couldn’t imagine Sajak leaving her on “Wheel of Fortune.”

“I don’t even want to think about that. I mean, we’re a team. That’s depressing. I don’t even want to think about it.”

As expected, White had an emotional reaction to Sajak’s retirement announcement.

She wrote on X: “When we started @WheelofFotune who could have imagined we’d still be at it 41 seasons later?” I couldn’t be happier to have shared the stage with you for all these years with one more to come. Cheers to you, @patsajak!”

November 2023

“We call ourselves Ken and Barbie,” White said about herself and Sajak on “Good Morning America.”

“We’re not quite that today, but Ken and Barbie go together and always have,” she added.

White also said that she knows Sajak so well after working together for so long.

“How do you describe being with someone for 41 years that you love and adore? I know everything about him, when he walks in, when he walks up the stairs, if he’s in a good mood or a bad mood.”

Ahead of Sajak’s final episode on June 7, White looked back on the start of their professional relationship in an interview with TV Insider .

“[He said,] ‘Calm down, it’s going to be OK,’ ” she recalled of her first day on “Wheel of Fortune.”

“I was just a little old girl from North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, wanting to be on TV from the time I was 10. He made me feel comfortable in front of a camera. He was my teacher.”

White also said that she’s “happy” for Sajak as he moves on from the game show.

“I can’t imagine doing the show without him after 41 years. I sum it up as [like] reading a good book. It always has to end. This has been the best book I’ve ever read.”

One day before Sajak’s final episode aired, White described him as a “brother” and “lifelong” friend in a video shared by the network.

“I can’t believe that tomorrow is our last show together,” White said. “I don’t know how to put into words what these past 41 years have meant to me, but I’m gonna try — 8,000 episodes went by like that.”

“As much fun as we had on camera, those memories, milestones, and life events we shared with our families outside the studio are my favorite. We’ve watched our children grow up together. We’ve traveled all over the world. We’ve eaten hundreds of meals together. We’ve laughed, we’ve cried, we’ve celebrated,” she continued. “What an incredible and unforgettable journey we’ve had, and I’ve enjoyed every minute of it with you.”

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50 Motivation Monday Quotes That Will Get Your Week Started on a Positive Note

Squash any Sunday scaries with these inspiration sayings.

There is no way around a Monday — only through it. After a long, relaxing weekend, waking up on a Monday morning to a blaring alarm can be tough, especially if you're not a morning person. But Mondays don’t have to be all that bad. In fact, they can be seen as a fresh start and the perfect day of the week to seek out new opportunities.

So what are you waiting for? Get that coffee maker going and read through these motivational quotes to start your Monday morning with a little pep in your step.

Quotes for Monday motivation

• Monday is for people with a mission. — Cristina Imre
• Okay, it’s Monday, but who said Mondays have to suck? Be a rebel and have a great day anyway. — Kimberly Jiménez
• Mondays are the start of the work week, which offer new beginnings 52 times a year! — David Dwek
• You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic. — Andrea L’Artiste
• Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for your whole week. See yourself getting stronger, and living a fulfilling, happier and healthier life. — Germany Kent
• So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership. — Julio Alexi Genao
• This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you. — Unknown
• May your coffee be strong and your Mondays be short. — Unknown
• It’s Monday. Get a new perspective. Whatever obstacle you’re facing — it’s not permanent. — Unknown
• I really need a day in between Sunday and Monday. — Unknown

Quotes for starting your day on a positive note

• Every morning, you have two choices: continue to sleep with your dreams or wake up and chase them. — Carmelo Anthon y
• Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. — Dalai Lama
• Every morning, you have two choices: continue to sleep with your dreams or wake up and chase them. — Arnold Schwarzenegger
• The sun himself is weak when he first rises; and gathers strength and courage as the day gets on. — Charles Dickens
• Success is to wake up each morning and consciously decide that today will be the best day of your life. — Ken Poirot
• Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have. — Lemony Snicket
• Either you run the day, or the day runs you. — Jim Rohn

Quotes about taking the first step

• You don’t have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. — Martin Luther King, Jr.
• The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." — Walt Disney
• The secret of getting ahead is getting started. — Mark Twain
• The distance is nothing; it is only the first step that is difficult. — Mme Du Deffand
• The world can only be grasped by action, not by contemplation. — Jacob Bronowski
• How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. — Anne Frank
• What you do today can improve all your tomorrows. — Ralph Marston
• Don’t count the days. Make the days count. — Muhammad Ali
• Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. — Joel Arthur Barker
• Each time a man stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope, and crossing each other from a million different centres of energy and daring those ripples build a current which can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance. — Robert Kennedy

Quotes about dreaming big

• Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. — Farrah Gray
• You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. — C.S. Lewis
• If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one! — Dolly Parton
• If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours. — Henry David Thoreau
• You see things; and you say ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say ‘Why not?’ — George Bernard Shaw
• Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. — Warren Buffett
• Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. — Booker T. Washington
• If you are working on something that you really care about, you don’t have to be pushed. The vision pulls you. — Steve Jobs
• Today’s accomplishments were yesterday’s impossibilities. — Robert H. Schuller
• Memories of our lives, of our works and our deeds will continue in others. — Rosa Parks

Quotes about having confidence

• Don’t try to lessen yourself for the world; let the world catch up to you. — Beyoncé
• The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. — Ayn Rand
• Never underestimate your power to change yourself; never overestimate your power to change others. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
• You may shoot me with your words, You may cut me with your eyes, You may kill me with your hatefulness, But still, like air, I'll rise. — Maya Angelou
• We must travel in the direction of our fear. — John Berryman
• We generate fears while we sit. We overcome them by action. — Dr. Henry Link
• Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
• Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quotes about seizing opportunities

• You do not find the happy life. You make it. — Camilla Eyring Kimball
• Opportunities don’t happen, you create them. — Chris Grosser
• You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. — Maya Angelou
• Always believe that something wonderful is about to happen. — Sukhraj S. Dhillon
• Real change, enduring change, happens one step at a time. — Ruth Bader Ginsburg

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