Tour Guide Barbie

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Tour Guide Barbie is a Barbie doll initially from Al's Toy Barn in Toy Story 2 . She and all of the other Barbie dolls in the film are voiced by Jodi Benson . When Hamm, Slinky Dog, Rex and Mr. Potato Head come upon the Barbie aisle at Al's Toy Barn while searching for Woody , Tour Guide Barbie hops into the toy car they are driving. She gives the toys a tour in the toy barn and helps them locate Buzz Lightyear (they actually find a "Bonus Belt" Buzz; see below).

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Product Key Features

  • Doll Hair Type Varies, Straight
  • Occasion All Occasions
  • Year Manufactured 1999
  • Doll Gender Girl Doll
  • Doll Complexion Light
  • Character Barbie
  • Doll Age Group Youth, Adult, Teens
  • Time Period Manufactured 1990-1999
  • Doll Hair Color Blonde
  • Number of Pieces 1
  • Original/Licensed Reproduction Original
  • Features Special Edition, Interactive, Collector Edition, Articulated, Collector Toy, Bendable Limb, OOAK
  • Handmade No
  • Material Plastic, Fabric, Vinyl, Cloth
  • Franchise Toy Story
  • Ethnicity Caucasian
  • Type Fashion Doll
  • Doll Eye Color Blue
  • Theme Fashion & Beauty
  • Product Line Disney Barbie Dolls
  • Item Weight 2 lb

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Toy Story 2/Transcript

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  • 1.1 01: Opening Titles
  • 1.2 02: Buzz's Mission
  • 1.3 03: Woody's Lost Hat
  • 1.4 04: It's Buster!
  • 1.5 05: The Nightmare
  • 1.6 06: Wheezy
  • 1.7 07: Yard Sale
  • 1.8 08: Kidnapped!
  • 1.9 09: Who Stole Woody?
  • 1.10 10: The Roundup Gang
  • 1.11 11: Operation Rescue Woody
  • 1.12 12: "Woody's Roundup"
  • 1.13 13: Woody Loses his Arm
  • 1.14 14: Buzz's Speech
  • 1.15 15: Getting the Arm
  • 1.16 16: Crossing the Road
  • 1.17 17: The Cleaner
  • 1.18 18: Al's Toy Barn
  • 1.19 19: Woody's Restoration
  • 1.20 20: Buzz Switch
  • 1.21 21: The Barbie Aisle
  • 1.22 22: Jessie's Story (" When She Loved Me ")
  • 1.23 23: The Toys Find Al
  • 1.24 24: Into the Vents
  • 1.25 25: Sheriff Woody
  • 1.26 26: To the Rescue
  • 1.27 27: Woody Stays
  • 1.28 28: Stinky Pete
  • 1.29 29: Zurg Battle
  • 1.30 30: To the Airport
  • 1.31 31: Woody vs. Prospector
  • 1.32 32: Saving Jessie
  • 1.33 33: Takeoff!
  • 1.34 34: Welcome Home
  • 1.35 Bloopers/Outtakes seen in Bonus Features

Transcript [ ]

01: opening titles [ ].

  • [The Walt Disney Pictures logo plays, except the castle is in CGI, we see the Pixar logo, the Luxo lamp hops past. He shakes his body and bounces on the "I", squeaking it. This happens thrice, and on the fourth time, he jumps high into the sky and smashes the "I" to the ground. He looks around before Animation Studios fades in underneath, the fades out. We see the outer space, the title "Walt Disney Pictures presents" appears on screen, then the title "a Pixar Animation Studios film" appears on screen, then the title "Toy Story 2" appears on screen]

02: Buzz's Mission [ ]

  • [Then green letters appear: "Gamma Quadrant, Sector 4" on screen. They disappeared and a blue comet speeds towards Planet Z. The comet is revealed to be Utility Belt Buzz, who opens his jetpack and flies through the canyons. Once he reaches a cratered area, he lowers himself and closes his jetpack. He then looks around, with the sound of Darth Vader-style breathing]
  • Utility Belt Buzz: Buzz Lightyear Mission log. All signs point to this planet as the location of Zurg's fortress, but there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
  • [Laser lights appear on Buzz and he looks up to see millions of robots that are armed with lasers surrounding him. Buzz jumps and uses his own laser on the crystal which blows the robots up and sends him flying into the air screaming. Buzz lands on the ground and runs over to a wall to catch his breath when a monitor looks in his direction and beeps. Buzz jumps and zaps it with his laser, destroying it. Then the ground opens up in a Z shape and Buzz jumps in and when it shuts, his suit glows. He runs along the corridor. In a room, a yellow dot appears on a red screen identifying as Buzz. A figure raises his clawed hand and puts it on a lever]
  • Emperor Zurg: Come to me, my prey.
  • [He moves the lever back and the lights in the corridor come on making Buzz stop in surprise. Then a wall with spikes appears behind him and moves towards him. Buzz looks back and gasps and runs as the wall closes in on him. Buzz manages to jump through a closing door just in time and the spikes ram into the door, denting it. Buzz stands up and sees a battery which reads "The Source of Zurg's Power". Buzz walks slowly to the bridge which has discs that float between him and the battery. Buzz jumps and lands on the discs, each one playing a musical note as he does so. Then, the discs fall suddenly, carrying Buzz with them. Thinking fast, Buzz presses a button on his utility belt which makes a force field bubble around him and then he flies upward]
  • Utility Belt Buzz: To infinity and beyond! [He reaches the platform and deactivates the bubble. He then reaches to grab the battery but his hand goes through it, revealing it to be an illusion. It then disappears and Evil Emperor Zurg rises up behind Buzz on a platform]
  • Emperor Zurg: So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear, for the last time.
  • Utility Belt Buzz: Not today, Zurg!
  • [Zurg fires his ion blaster at Buzz but he picks up a disc to shield himself and the blasts bounce off. Buzz throws it at Zurg, hitting him in the face. Buzz somersaults over Zurg but just as he lands and turns around to fire his laser, Zurg spins around so fast and shoots Buzz, vaporizing him, leaving his legs to crouch down and fall on the floor. Zurg cackles with triumph. The letters GAME OVER appear on the TV screen, revealing that the whole thing was only a video game which is played by Rex, who's wearing a goldfish ball with sicker darts on his head with Buzz, beside him, watching]
  • Rex: Oh, no!

03: Woody's Lost Hat [ ]

  • Rex : No! No, no, no, no no.
  • Buzz Lightyear: Oooh, you almost had him.
  • Rex: I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!
  • Buzz Lightyear: Sure, you will, Rex. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am.
  • Rex: But look at my little arms! I can't pressed the "Fire" button and jump at the same time!
  • [They then hear a rattling noise and see Woody throwing things out of a drawer as if looking for something]
  • Woody: Where is it? Where is it? Where is it?
  • Buzz Lightyear: Uh. Woody?
  • Woody: Huh? Oof!
  • [Woody hits his head and falls out of the drawer, hitting several others on the way down]
  • Buzz Lightyear and Rex: Ooooh.
  • Buzz Lightyear: Hang on, Cowboy! [he swings on a red desk lamp, lands on a car and rides it along a looping track and off the jump like in the first movie and spins through the air before landing next to Woody. He runs over and picks him up] Woody, are you alright?
  • Woody: Oh, yeah, Yeah, I'm fine, Buzz. Okay. Here's your list of things to do while I'm gone. Batteries need to be changed. Toys in the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if you or part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay. Good. Okay.
  • Buzz Lightyear: Woody, you haven't found your hat yet, have you?
  • Woody: No! And Andy's leaving for cowboy camp any minute, and I can't find it anywhere!
  • Buzz Lightyear: Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours, you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious, hot schmoes.
  • Woody: They're called s'mores, Buzz.
  • Buzz Lightyear: [quickly and a bit embarrassed] Right. Right. Of course. Has anyone found Woody's hat yet? [The green army men are searching the toy box]
  • Sarge: Keep looking, men. Dig deeper! [to Buzz] Negatory. Still searching.
  • [Hamm moves sun blinds up and down as if to signal to someone]
  • Hamm: The lawn gnome next door says it's not in the yard, but he'll keep lookin'!
  • [The door opens and Bo Peep, her sheep and a doll enter the room]
  • Bo Peep: It's not in Molly's room. We've looked everywhere.
  • Mr. Potato Head: [He's coming out from under Andy's bed] I found it.
  • Woody: You found my hat?
  • Mr. Potato Head: Your hat? No. The missus lost her earring. Oh, my little sweet potato!
  • Mrs. Potato Head: Oh, you found it! Oh, it's so nice to have a big, strong spud around the house. [Mr. Potato Head kisses her side while she giggles]
  • Woody: Oh, great. That's just great. This'll be the first year I miss cowboy camp, all because of my stupid hat!
  • Bo Peep: Woody, look under your boot.
  • Woody: Don't be silly. My hat is not under my boot.
  • Bo Peep: Would you just look?
  • Woody: Oh! You see? No hat. Just the word "Andy."
  • Bo Peep: Uh-huh. And the boy who wrote that would take you to camp with or without your hat.
  • Woody: I'm sorry, Bo. It's just that... I've been looking forward to this all year. It's my one time with just me and Andy.
  • Bo Peep: [She's bringing Woody close with her cane] You're cute when you care.
  • Woody: [embarrassed] Bo! Not in front of Buzz .
  • Bo Peep: [She purrs] Nah, let him look. [As she and Woody are looking at each other, they hear baaing and they turn to see Rex fighting with Bo's sheep over the remote]
  • Rex: Miss Peep! Your sheep! [Bo whistles to get her sheep's attention. They let go of the remote, making Rex fall over and hit the TV remote's on button and it turns on to play a commercial of Al's Toy Barn with Al the owner dressed up in a chicken suit]
  • Al: Hey, kids! This is Al from Al's Toy Barn, and I'm sittin' on some good deals here. Ow! I think I'm feeling a deal hatching right now! Whoa! Let's see what we got. We got boats for a buck, beanies for a buck...
  • Woody: Rex, turn it off! Someone's gonna hear!
  • Al: [Off-screen] ...we got baseballs, bats, balloons, bicycles, banjos...
  • Rex: [He's getting back up and tapping the remote rapidly trying to find the right button] Which one is off?!
  • Al: ...for a buck, buck, buck! And that's cheap, cheap, cheap! So hurry on down...
  • Hamm: For crying out loud, it's this one! [He hits the off button and the TV turns off] I despise that chicken.
  • [Then, Slinky enters the room]
  • Slinky: Fellas! Fellas! Okay. I got some good news, and I got some bad news.
  • Mrs. Potato Head: What news?
  • Slinky: The good news is, I found your hat, Woody.
  • Woody: My hat! Oh, Slink. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Where'd you find it?
  • Slinky: Well, that's the bad news.

04: It's Buster! [ ]

  • [There's some barking coming from down stairs]
  • Rex: Oh! It's Buster!
  • [Hamm gasps]
  • Sarge: CANINE ALERT!! MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS! LET'S MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! [The soldiers and Rocky run to the door and hold it back to hold Buster, a dachshund sausage dog, who is straining against it]
  • Bo Peep: Woody! Hide! Quick!
  • [Woody runs just as Buster bursts into the room and runs around, looking for him. He knocks over Robot and Mr. Mike, the egg toys and the Lincoln Log house where the Potato Heads are kissing frozen. Buster goes to Andy's bag and pulls Woody out with his mouth and tosses him to the floor. Buster growls at Woody at first but then licks him a couple of times, revealing that he's a friendly dog]
  • Woody: Okay, okay, okay. Okay! Okay! You found me! Buster! All right. Hey, how did he do, Hamm? [Mr. Spell reads 17.4 seconds.]
  • Hamm: Eh... Looks like a new record.
  • Woody: OK, boy. Sit. Reach for the sky. [Buster raises his front paws and sits on his butt] Gotcha! [Buster acts being shot and falls over, playing dead] Ohh! Great job, boy. (He rubs Buster's belly as Buster pants happily) Who's gonna miss me while I'm gone? Huh? Who's gonna miss me? Who's gonna miss meeeeee?
  • Andy's Mom: Andy, you got all your stuff?
  • Woody: Okay, have a good weekend, everybody, I'II see you Sunday night!
  • Andy: It's in my room! [he staggers into the room and Buster runs up to him] Stick 'em up! [Buster just scratches his ear and walks away between Andy's legs] (looking down his legs) l guess we'll work on that later. (to Woody) Hey, Woody. Ready to go to Cowboy Camp?
  • Mrs. Davis: Andy, honey, come on. Five minutes, and we're leavin'.
  • Andy: Five minutes. Hmm.
  • [Seconds later, he plays with his toys]
  • Andy (as Bo Peep): Help, help! Somebody help me!
  • Andy (as Woody): Let her go, evil Dr. Pork Chop!
  • Andy (as Hamm): Never! You must choose, Sheriff Woody. How shall she die? Shark or death by monkeys? [as he makes monkey noises whilst holding one close to Bo Peep] Choose!
  • Andy (as Woody): I choose Buzz Lightyear!
  • [Andy brings Buzz out of a box riding on RC]
  • Andy (as Hamm): What?! That's not a choice!
  • Andy (as Buzz): To infinity and beyond! [He knocks Hamm over and he lands on top of the Army Men]
  • Andy (as Woody): I'll save you, Miss Peep.
  • Andy (as Bo Peep): My hero. [kisses Woody]
  • Andy (as Woody): Thanks, Buzz.
  • Andy (as Buzz): No problem, buddy. You should never tangle with the unstoppable duo of Woody and Buzz Lightyear! [Then as he stretches the two toys, Woody's arm rips at his shoulder]
  • Andy: [gasps, as normal] Oh, no. [His mom comes into the room]
  • Andy's Mom: Andy, let's go! Molly's already in her car seat.
  • Andy: But, Mom, Woody's arm ripped.
  • Andy's Mom: Oh, no. Maybe we can fix him on the way.
  • Andy: No, just leave him.
  • Andy's Mom: I'm sorry, honey, but you know toys don't last forever.
  • [She puts Woody on a shelf and she and Andy leave the room. Woody unfreezes and gasps with dismay at that. Buzz, and the other toys look up and see this]
  • Rex: What happened?
  • Mr. Potato Head: Woody's been shelved .
  • [Rex gasps. Woody looks at his torn arm, lifts it and then lets it go and it falls down. Woody look out the window to see Andy get into the car]
  • Woody: Andy.
  • [The car drives off. Woody looks sad and lets his legs dangle from the shelf. The other toys look up at him]
  • Slinky: Woody?
  • Bo Peep: Woody? Honey, are you okay?
  • [Woody pulls his legs up out of sight. Bo and Buzz look at each other worriedly]

05: The Nightmare [ ]

  • [Later, a boy riding a bike throws a newspaper at the house. Woody is asleep when the car pulls up outside the house. He wakes up and sees Andy jumping out and riding on a toy horse]
  • Andy: Yee-haw! Ride 'em, cowboy! Whoo! Yeah, giddy-up! Yeah, giddy-up!
  • Woody: He's back? Hey, everybody! Andy's back! He's back early from cowboy camp! [The toys are playing cards and look up to Woody. Hamm is at the door and hears Andy's footsteps coming closer]
  • Hamm: Places, everybody! Andy's coming! [The toys scatter to their places and Woody freezes as Andy enters the room]
  • Andy: Yeah! [humming The Lone Ranger theme] Hey, Woody! Did you miss me? Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up! Ride 'em, cowboy! [Then he sees the rip in Woody's arm and his smile turns to a frown.] Oh. I forgot. You're broken. I don't wanna play with you anymore. [He drops Woody and he falls towards the deck of cards on the floor and as he hits them, he keeps falling through the blue area until he goes into a black circle and lands in a trash can. Woody looks around to see lots of broken toy hands and parts beside him]
  • Woody: [gasps] No! Andy! No! No, Andy! No! Andy! Andy! Andy! [The toy parts grab Woody by the neck and drag him downward as Andy appears]
  • Andy: Byeee, Woody.
  • Woody: No! No! ANDY!
  • [Andy puts the lid on the bin, making it go black]

06: Wheezy [ ]

  • [Woody wakes up from a nightmare and sees his ripped arm around his neck. He moves his arm with strain and hits some books on the shelf and dust sprays up, making him cough. He then hears someone coughing and peeps behind the books to see a squeaky toy penguin coughing up some dust]
  • Woody: Wheezy, is that you?
  • Wheezy: Hey, Woody.
  • Woody: What are you doing up here? I thought Mom took you to get your squeaker fixed months ago. Andy was so upset.
  • Wheezy: Nah. She just told him that to calm him down. And then put me on the shelf.
  • Woody: Well, why didn't you yell for help?
  • Wheezy: Well? I tried squeakin'. But I'm still broken. No one could hear me. [he wheezes and coughs] Besides, the dust aggravates my condition. [He coughs again and falls back into Woody's hand] What's the point in prolonging the inevitable? We're all just one stitch away. From here… To there. [He points to Andy's mom hammering a Yard Sale sign into the ground outside]

07: Yard Sale [ ]

  • Woody: Yard Sale. [gasps] Yard Sale. [to the other toys] YARD SALE! Guys, wake up, wake up, there's a yard sale outside!
  • Buzz Lightyear: Yard Sale?
  • Woody: Sarge! Emergency roll call!
  • Sarge: SIR, YES, SIR!! RED ALERT!! ALL CIVILIANS FALL IN POSITION NOW!! SINGLE FILE!! LET'S MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!! [The toys get into a single line and Buzz and Robot use a check list to see that all the toys are present]
  • Buzz Lightyear: Hamm?
  • Hamm: Here.
  • Buzz Lightyear: Potato Head, Mr. and Mrs.?
  • Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head: Here.
  • Buzz Lightyear: Troikas? Check. Check. Check. Check. Check.
  • Rex: I hate yard sales!
  • Buzz Lightyear: Slinky?
  • Rex: [Then he hears footsteps coming towards the room] Aaah! Someone's coming! [The toys run and Woody hides Wheezy behind the books and freezes just as Andy's mom comes in]
  • Andy's Mom: Okay, let's see what's up here. [She looks under the bed and takes out a toy car and puts it in a box marked "25 cents". She picks up Rex who looks worried and puts him aside to get a jigsaw puzzle from which he was standing on and puts it in the box. She then grabs some hoops and the books which are hiding Wheezy and grabs him as well]
  • Wheezy: Bye, Woody.
  • [Woody unfreezes and watches in horror as Andy's mom puts Wheezy in the box and leaves the room]
  • Woody: Wheezy! Think, think, Woody. Think, think, think. Ooh. [He tries to whistle with his right arm but it only makes him blow a raspberry so he uses his ripped arm to whistle and it works and Buster runs into the room, looking for where Woody is] Hey! Here, boy. Here, Buster! Up here! No, no, no, no, no, no! [He loses his grip on the shelf and falls onto Buster's back] Okay, boy. To the yard sale! Hyah!
  • [Buster obeys and runs out of the room with Woody on his back. The toys watch this in awe]
  • Mr. Potato Head: What's going on?
  • Bo Peep: Woody!
  • Mr. Potato Head: He's nuts.
  • Slinky: His arm ain't that bad.
  • Rex: Don't do it, Woody! WE LOVE YOUUU!
  • Woody: Careful on the steps now. [Buster runs down the stairs, making Woody jolt and bump around on his back 'til he reaches the door and stops. They open the door and peep out to see Andy's mom put the 25 cents box on a table nearby] Okay, boy, let's go. And keep it casual. [Buster moves in an innocent fashion and then moves forward. Woody is clinging to his side out of sight of anyone] Not that casual. [Buster stops grinning and walks on towards the yard sale following him behind. The other toys go to the window sill and Buzz uses Lenny to see what's going on]
  • Hamm: Piggy bank coming through, coming through.
  • Slinky: Hey, let me see.
  • Rex: Is he out there?
  • Bo Peep: Can you see him?
  • Buzz Lightyear: There he is.
  • [Woody and Buster move to the table with the 25 cents box on it. He climbs up to the table and hides behind a pepper sprayer as a man walks past whistling then runs to the box and climbs into it]
  • Rex: Oh! He's getting in the box!
  • Hamm: He's selling himself for 25 cents!
  • Slinky: Oh, Woody, you're worth more than that.
  • Buzz Lightyear: Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. He's got something. [They see Woody pull up Wheezy into view] It's Wheezy!
  • Toys: Wheezy!
  • Rex: Hey! It's not suicide. It's a rescue!
  • [Woody pushes Wheezy to the ground and Buster moves him a bit with his nose]
  • Woody: Good boy, Buster. Hold still. [he puts Wheezy in Buster's collar] There. There you go, pal.
  • Wheezy: Bless you, Woody.
  • Woody: All right, now. Back to Andy's room. Hyah! [Buster moves forward following him]
  • Buzz Lightyear: Way to go, cowboy.
  • Hamm: Yea! Woodster!
  • Slinky: Golly bob howdy!
  • [Wheezy starts slipping due to bobbing around so much]
  • Wheezy: Woody, I'm slipping!
  • [Woody pushes Wheezy back in the collar but then Buster leaps over a toy and Woody falls off and lands on the ground. He watches as Buster runs with Wheezy still in his collar back into the house.]

08: Kidnapped! [ ]

  • [Woody quickly freezes as a little girl comes over]
  • Girl: Mommy... Mommy, look! Look at this! Mommy, look! It's a cowboy dolly!
  • Rex: Hey, that's not her toy!
  • Buzz Lightyear: No, no, no, no, no!
  • Slinky: What does that little gal think she's doing?
  • Girl: Mommy, Mommy, can we get it? Please? Mommy, please?
  • Mommy: Oh, honey. You don't want this toy. It's broken. [She takes Woody from her daughter and throws him away]
  • Woody's Voice Box: There's a snake in my boot. [A man hears his voice box and comes over to him and gasps when he sees him and picks him up]
  • Al: Original hand-painted face. Natural-dyed, blanket-stitched vest! Hmm. A little rip. Fixable. Oh, if only you had your hand-stitched, polyvinyl... [he sees Woody's hat on the table and laughs with delight] A HAT!!! I found him! I found him! I found him! [He giggles until he hears Buster barking in the distance and gathers the stuff he was buying as Andy's Mom approaches]
  • Andy's Mom: Buster! Quiet down! Excuse me, can I help you?
  • Al: Uh, how much for all this stuff?
  • Slinky: Yeah. You can help take his paws off my pal.
  • Al: I'll give you, eh, 50 cents for all this junk.
  • Andy's Mom: [seeing Woody] Oh. Now, h-how did this get down here?
  • Buzz Lightyear: Just hand her the sheriff. Nice and easy.
  • Al: Oh, a pro. Very well. Five dollars.
  • Andy's Mom: I'm sorry. It's an old family toy.
  • Buzz Lightyear: Now, just walk away.
  • Buzz Lightyear: The other way.
  • Al: Uh, I'll give you fifty bucks for it.
  • Mr. Potato Head: Fifty bucks ain't bad.
  • Andy's Mom: It's not for sale. [She puts Woody in a case and locks him inside]
  • Al: Everything's for sale. O-Or trade. Uh, you like my watch?
  • Andy's Mom: Sorry.
  • Buzz Lightyear: He’s safe.
  • Hamm: Way to go, Andy's mom!
  • Mr. Potato Head: Whew. That was close.
  • Slinky: All right. She showed him.
  • Al: But, lady...
  • Andy's Mom: Molly, don't touch that, please.
  • Al: Lady, lady, lady!
  • Mr. Potato Head: Yeah. Go home, Mr. Fancy Car. [Al stumbles on a skateboard. Seeing it and looking at Andy's Mom with a grin, he gets an idea]
  • Buzz Lightyear: Hold on.
  • Hamm: Whassup?
  • Rex: What is it, Buzz? [Al uses his foot to push the skateboard toward some boxes]
  • Andy's Mom: Molly? Molly! I'll be right here, sweetie. Oh! What now? [She hears a crash and goes to see what made the noise. Al unlocks the case while she's not looking and grabs Woody]
  • Mr. Potato Head: What's happening down there?
  • Hamm: What's goin' on down there?
  • Slinky: What's he doin'?
  • Rex: I can't watch. Can someone cover my eyes?
  • Buzz Lightyear: Oh, no. He's stealing Woody!
  • Toys: What?!
  • Hamm: Stealin'?! W-Wait!
  • Rex: He can't take Woody. It's illegal.
  • Slinky: Where's he goin'?
  • Rex: Somebody! Do somethin'! [Buzz puts Lenny down and runs to the drainpipe to slide down]
  • Bo Peep: Buzz! [Buzz reaches the ground and runs to rescue Woody]
  • Mr. Potato Head: Get him, Buzz. [Buzz hides behind a table as a man walks past]
  • Man: Okay, where's the red jacket?
  • [As Al puts his bag in the trunk, Buzz runs to the mailbox and peeps out from behind it as Al's car moves from the driveway. He runs to it and leaps onto the trunk. He sees the lock and turns it to open the hood but as he does, the hood flips up, knocking him off the trunk and onto the road. Buzz watches as chicken feathers fly out of the trunk just as the hood closes as the car drives away. Buzz picks up a feather and looks at it. The toys look at the direction with shock and dismay at what has happened]
  • Bo Peep: Why would someone steal Woody…?
  • [The scene changes to Al's car rolling along down the road and inside the trunk, Woody gets bumped around in the bag as the car stops. He hears Al opening the boot and bringing out his bag. He walks to his apartment. Woody peeps out of the bag. The man opens the door and goes inside. The door has a sign on it which says "NO CHILDREN ALLOWED"]

09: Who Stole Woody? [ ]

  • [At Andy's room, Etch has drawn a picture of Woody as the toys are trying to figure out who took him]
  • Hamm: All right. Let's review this one more time . At precisely 8:32-ish. Exhibit "A". Woody was kidnapped. Exhibit "B". Composite sketch of the kidnapper. [Etch draws a false picture of Al who's got a beard]
  • [Toys chattering]
  • Bo Peep: He didn't have a beard like that.
  • Hamm: Fine. Uh, Etch. Give him a shave. [Etch redraws Al again but without the beard]
  • Slinky: The kidnapper was bigger than that.
  • Hamm: Oh, picky, picky, picky.
  • Mr. Potato Head: Let's just go straight to Exhibit F. The kidnapper's vehicle. [The crime scene remake was made using LEGO to make Andy's house and the small toy in a car is used to represent Al's car] Now, the vehicle fled the scene in this direction.
  • Hamm: Your eyes are in backwards. It went the other way.
  • Mr. Potato Head: Hey, put a cork in it.
  • Rex: How do you spell "FBI"? [he accidentally walks into the crime scene remake, messing it up]
  • Mr. Potato Head: MY CRIME SCENE! [As Rex turns, his tail knocks over the model of Andy's house]
  • Hamm: Oh, why don't you watch where you're goin', " Godspilla "?
  • Rex: I didn't know there was a crime scene.
  • Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me, excuse me! A little quiet, please. Thank you.
  • Hamm: Huh? [Mr. Potato Head shrugs as the toys look confused at each other then walk over to Buzz who is typing some letters into Mr. Spell via his keyboard to figure out the license plate's letters: LZTYBRN]
  • Mr. Spell: Lazy toy brain. Lousy try, Brian.
  • Rex: What are you doing, Buzz?
  • Buzz Lightyear: There was some sort of message encoded on that vehicle's ID tag.
  • Mr. Spell: Liz try bran.
  • Mr. Potato Head: It's just a license plate. It's just a jumble of letters.
  • Hamm: Yeah, and there are about 3.5 million registered cars in the Tri-County area alone.
  • Mr. Spell: Lou's thigh burn. [Buzz shakes his head in dismay]
  • Mr. Potato Head: Oh, this can't help. Let's leave Buzz to play with his toys. [The toys start to leave Buzz when Mr. Potato Head's comment gives Buzz an idea]
  • Buzz Lightyear: Toy. Toy. Toy. Hold on! [He types the letters up on Mr. Spell. The toys stop walking and turn to watch Buzz type the letters on Mr. Spell's keyboard then press the play button]
  • Mr. Spell: Al's Toy Barn.
  • Mr. Potato Head: [gasps] Al's Toy Barn!
  • [Buzz picks up the feather to look at it for the clues began to add up]
  • Buzz Lightyear: Etch! Draw that man in a chicken suit.
  • [Etch does so and a picture of Al in his chicken costume appears on his screen, making everyone gasp in shock and Rex yell in horror]
  • Rex: AAHH! It's the chicken man!
  • Buzz Lightyear: That's our guy.
  • Hamm: I knew there was somethin' I didn't like about that chicken.
  • [The scene changes to Al in his chicken suit in his apartment, talking to someone on the phone]
  • Al: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be right there. And we're gonna do this commercial in one take, do you hear me? Because I am in the middle of something really important! [He sighs and hangs up before turning his attention to Woody, who is in a glass case, snickers] Oh... You, my little cowboy friend, are gonna make me big buck-buck-bucks! [He laughs as he leaves the room]

10: The Roundup Gang [ ]

  • [Woody unfreezes and runs to the door of the apartment and jumps up, but he can't reach the handle as it's too high for him. He turns to the window, climbs the chair, jumps onto the window still, and opens the blinds. He looks down in shock to see that he's high up from the ground and at the top floor]
  • Woody: Andy!
  • [Down below, Al is getting into his car]
  • Al: I can't believe I have to drive all the way to work on a Saturday. All the way to work!
  • [Al drives off to his toy store which is only a 10-second drive away from his apartment. Woody runs to a vent and he strains to move a screw, but it won't budge so he tries pulling the vent. Then an opening noise pops, catching Woody's attention. He turns to see a box that has been opened and lots of big packing peanuts all over the floor]
  • Woody: What? Whoa! [He suddenly gets scooped up by a horse which runs around the room, carrying Woody with it] (yells) Hey! Stop! Horsey, stop! Stop! Sit, boy! Stop it! Sit, I said! Whoa!
  • [The horse stops and Woody falls off him and lands on his head. A boot appears in front of him and a red-haired cowgirl doll looks at him with excitement]
  • Jessie: YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!
  • Woody: (yells)
  • Jessie: IT'S YOU! IT'S YOU!! IT'S YOU! IT'S YOU! IT'S YOU! IT'S REALLY YOU!!!
  • Woody: What's me?
  • Jessie: Whoo! Whee! [She throws Woody forward to pull his pull-string and puts her ear to his chest to listen to his voice box]
  • Woody's Voice Box: There's a snake in my boot!
  • Jessie: Ha! It is you!
  • Woody: Please, stop saying that.
  • Jessie: Prospector said someday you'd come! Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln! The Prospector! He'll wanna meet ya! [She whistles to the horse who runs over to the box, pushes out another box and brings it to Woody and Jessie]
  • Jessie: Say hello to the Prospector!
  • [Woody can only see the back of the box]
  • Woody: I-It's a box.
  • Jessie: He's mint in the box! Never been opened!
  • Stinky Pete: Turn me around, Bullseye. So I can see. [Bullseye pushes the box around and the front reveals a prospector toy inside it. The words "Stinky Pete the Prospector" are beneath him. He gasps when he sees Woody] Why, the prodigal son has returned.
  • Jessie: YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! It's you! It's you! You're here! IT'S YOU! IT'S YOU!! IT'S YOU!!!
  • Woody: [Woody strains himself free from Jessie's arms and stands] Okay. I'm officially freaked out now.
  • Stinky Pete: Oh! We've waited countless years for this day. It's good to see you, Woody.
  • Woody: Listen, I don't know wh... Hey. How do you know my name?
  • Jessie: Everyone knows your name, Woooo-dyyyy.
  • [Woody looks at them in confusion]
  • Stinky Pete: Why, you don't know who you are, do you? Bullseye?
  • [Bullseye runs up, jumps on a chair and onto a drawer to push a switch which turns on some lights. Woody turns and gasps for in front of them is a collection of pictures and merchandise of Woody on the wall]
  • Woody: That's me. [There are also pictures and merchandise with Jessie, Bullseye and Stinky Pete on them. Woody looks up to see a giant cardboard picture of himself which towers above him] Wow. [He looks down to see books and a TV show guide which has him on it with Bullseye] Holy cow.
  • [Bullseye pushes a tape inside a tape player and Jessie uses her boot to press the remote and the TV turns on starting a TV show. Woody looks up to see the show's intro with wonder and curiousness]
  • Woody's Roundup Announcer: Cowboy Crunchies, the only cereal that's sugar-frosted and dipped in chocolate... proudly presents...
  • Woody's Roundup
  • Come on, it's time to play
  • There's Jessie the Yodelin' Cowgirl
  • Jessie: Lookit! Lookit! That's me!
  • Bullseye, he's Woody's horse
  • He's a smart one!
  • Pete, the old prospector
  • Stinky Pete: Has anyone seen my pick?
  • [Stinky Pete facepalms and shakes his head in embarrassment of the "pickaxe behind him" comedy]
  • And the man himself, of course
  • It's time for Sheriff Woody
  • He's the very best
  • He's the rootin'-est, tootin'-est cowboy in the wild, wild west
  • [Woody is amazed by this]

11: Operation Rescue Woody [ ]

  • [Back in Andy's room, Rex is using his foot to change the TV channel for Al's Toy Barn commercial]
  • Rex: I can't find it! It doesn't seem to be on any of these stations!
  • Buzz Lightyear: Keep looking.
  • Hamm: Ah, you’re goin' too slow. Lemme take the wheel.
  • [Hamm rapidly presses the channel button and the commercials rapidly change]
  • Rex: It's too fast! How can you even tell what's on?
  • Hamm: I can tell.
  • [Hamm keeps changing the channels even when Al's commercial appears]
  • Al: Toy and...
  • Buzz: There it is! Go back!
  • Rex: Back! Back! Back!
  • Hamm: Too late, I'm in the 40s. Gotta go 'round the horn. It's faster. [He keeps pressing until it reaches Al's commercial and the toys stop him quickly before he can change it again]
  • Al: ...and look for the giant chicken!
  • Buzz Lightyear: Now, Etch! [Etch draws a map on his screen which shows the way to Al's Toy Barn. Buzz bends down and points to the statue of Al's big egg-shaped chicken outside the toy store] That's. Where I need to go.
  • Rex: You can't go, Buzz. You'll never make it there.
  • Buzz Lightyear: Woody once risked his life to save me. l couldn't call myself his friend. If l weren't willing to do the same. So? Who's with me?
  • Mrs. Potato Head: [Mrs. Potato Head packs Mr. Potato Head's accessories in his part storage hatch in his back] I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes. Just in case.
  • Bo Peep: [Bo Peep walks over to Buzz] This is for Woody. When you find him. [She kisses Buzz]
  • Buzz Lightyear: [clears throat] All right. But l. l don't think it'll mean the same coming from me.
  • Wheezy: Mr. Buzz Lightyear. You just gotta save my pal. Woody. [wheezes]
  • Buzz Lightyear: I'll do my best, son.
  • [Mrs. Potato Head kisses Mr. Potato Head's cheek before giving him his moustache]
  • Mr. Potato Head: Okay, fellas. Let's roll! [He, Hamm, Rex, Slinky, and Buzz walk on the roof and use Slinky's back as a bungee cord to jump down to the ground] Geronimo! [He lands on the ground and lets Slinky's back go back up to Hamm who grabs it and jumps down]
  • Rex: You'd think with all my video game experience, I'd be feeling more prepared. [As he reaches for Slinky's back, he falls and hangs on to it as it bounces up and down]
  • Slinky: The idea is to let go.
  • Buzz Lightyear: We'll be back before Andy gets home.
  • Mrs. Potato Head: Don't talk to any toy you don't know!
  • Buzz Lightyear: To Al's Toy Barn and beyond! [He grabs Slinky's back and jumps down and he lets it fly up to Slinky who leaps off, catching his back, and jumps down]

12: "Woody's Roundup" [ ]

  • [The camera moves up to a view of Al's apartment in the distance as the sun sets. The scene changes to Al's apartment where Woody, Jessie, Bullseye and Stinky Pete are watching Woody's Roundup. Woody is in awe at the show that has himself in it]
  • TV Jessie: They don't call this the old abandoned mine for nothin', Prospector. I reckon we oughta get outta here.
  • Stinky Pete: Where's my gold? Hold on. I'll light me a candle. [He uses a match to light a fuse which begins to burn quickly] This sure is a fast-burnin' wick.
  • Jessie: Blast us to smithereens! That there's dynamite!
  • Stinky Pete: Holy tarnation!
  • Jessie: I'll call for help! (yodels) [Some critters arrive at the collapsed entrance] Hey, critters? Go get Sheriff Woody! Now scoot! [The critters run off. Meanwhile, Woody and Bullseye are painting a school house]
  • Woody: Good job. Bullseye. I reckon the new school house is finally done. [The critters arrive and tell Woody about the problem] What's that? (gasps) Jessie and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine, and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinkin' it was a candle, and now they're about to be blown to smithereens?!
  • Rabbit: Mmm-hmm.
  • Woody: Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
  • [Bullseye runs off with Woody out of town and into the desert. In the mine, Jessie and Stinky Pete are trying to put out the fuse]
  • Stinky Pete: You're fannin' the flames. Jessie. It takes brains to put out that fire. [He sits on the flame but it only makes him jump up and down in pain] Yeow! My biscuits are burnin'!
  • [The scene cuts back to Woody and Bullseye who gallops over to the edge of a canyon and jumps into the air and soars over it]
  • Woody's Roundup Announcer: Will Woody and Bullseye land to safety? Can they reach Jessie and Stinky Pete in time?! Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion: " Woody's Finest Hour "!
  • Woody: All right! All right! Next tape! [To his surprise however, Jessie sadly turns off the TV with her boot] Hey. Wait. Wait, wait. What? What happened? What happens next? Come on, let's see the next episode!
  • Stinky Pete: That's it.
  • Woody: What?
  • Stinky Pete: The show was cancelled after that. [He nudges his box to turn around]
  • Woody: Wait, wait, wait, wait. What about the gold mine and the... [Bullseye lifts him onto the shelf Stinky Pete is on.] And the cute little critters and the dynamite? That was a great show! I mean, why cancel it?
  • Stinky Pete: Two words: Sputnik. Once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with space toys.
  • Woody: I know how that feels. But, still, my own show. And look at all this stuff!
  • Jessie: Didn't you know? Why, you're valuable property!
  • Woody: Oh, I wish the guys could see this. (he sees a yo-yo which has his face on it) "Hey howdy hey!" That's me. I'm on a yo-yo. [He then sees a game that has his face smiling and some balls beside it] Oh! Hey, nice teeth. (he throws a ball at one of the teeth and knocks it out) And yet, still a good-lookin' guy. [He, Jessie and Bullseye laugh. Woody sees a bank game. He makes the Prospector model launch a coin to a Woody model's hand that puts it in a barrel] Oh! It's a bank! Cool! [He goes over to a bubble-blowing toy which has his face on it and his hat for pushing down to get the bubbles going] Wh-Wh-What do you? You push the hat. And out co... Oh, out come bubbles. Clever! [Jessie and Prospector laugh while Bullseye pops a big bubble with his teeth] Oh, wow! Hey. What's this thing do? [He pushes down the spur with his boot and a toy snake pops out of it] (laughs) Ahaha, I get it. "There's a snake in my boot." Hey, Bullseye. Go long. Go long! [He shoots the snake out of the boot and Bullseye chases it, jumping onto a record player which starts playing it, making Bullseye going around on the record, sitting on it] A record player! Ha! Haven't seen one of these in ages. [He climbs up to join Bullseye on the record player and starts walking it in one place. Jessie walks over and laugh at this antic] Okay. Now. Slow. [He and Bullseye start walking slowly on the record, making Jessie laugh even more]
  • Jessie: Oh, that's funny, Bullseye!
  • Woody: [Woody pulls Jessie up on the record] Hop on! Cowgirl! Think fast! [He jumps over the needle and Jessie jumps over it too] Not bad.
  • Record Player: It's time for Woody's Roundup
  • He's the rootin'-est, tootin'-est-- [Jessie jumps forwards on the needle with her hands and launches herself back onto the record]
  • Woody: (laughs) [He sets the dial to fast and the record speeds up with Woody, Jessie and Bullseye running on it]
  • Jessie: Oh! Hey, look at us! We're a complete set!
  • Stinky Pete: Now it's on the museum!
  • Woody: Museum?! [He stops running in surprise and slides into Jessie and Bullseye, knocking them and himself off the record and onto the table] What museum?
  • Stinky Pete: THE museum! We're being sold to the Konishi Toy Museum in Tokyo!
  • Jessie: That's in Japan!
  • Woody: Japan? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. I can't go to Japan.
  • Jessie: (chuckles) What do you mean?
  • Woody: I gotta get back home to my owner. Andy. Hey. Look. Look. See?
  • [He lifts his boot to show Andy's name written on the sole of it]
  • Jessie: (gasps) He still has an owner.
  • Stinky Pete: Oh, my goodness.
  • [Jessie begins to hyperventilate over this]
  • Jessie: No. Can't go. I can't do storage again. I just can't!
  • Stinky Pete: Jessie. Jessie.
  • Jessie: (shaking his box frantically) I won't go back in the dark!
  • Woody: Wh-What's the matter? What's wrong with her?
  • Stinky Pete: Well? We've been in storage for a long time. Waiting for you.
  • Woody: Why me?
  • Stinky Pete: The museum's only interested in the collection if you're in it, Woody. Without you, we go back into storage. It's that simple.
  • Jessie: It's not FAIR! How can you do this to us?!
  • Woody: Hey. Look. I'm sorry. But, this is all a big mistake. You see, I was in this yard sale—
  • Stinky Pete: Yard sale? Why were you in a yard sale if you have an owner?
  • Woody: Well I wasn't supposed to be there. I was trying to save another toy when--
  • Stinky Pete: Was it because you're damaged? Hmm? Did this Andy break you?
  • Woody: Yeah, but... No. No. No. No! It was... It was an accident. I mean--
  • Jessie: Sounds like he really loves you.
  • Woody: It's not like that! Okay?! And I'm not going to any museum!
  • Jessie: Well, I'm not going back into storage ! (gasps)
  • [Then they hear some footsteps outside the door coming towards the room]
  • Stinky Pete: Al's coming!
  • Woody: (gasp)
  • Stinky Pete: Go! Go on! Jessie!
  • [Jessie looks down at the box nervously]
  • Jessie: Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
  • Stinky Pete: Jessie. Look at me. I promise you'll come out of the box. Now go! Go!
  • [Jessie closes her eyes, takes a deep breath and jumps into the box, followed by Stinky Pete and Bullseye while Woody runs to his glass cabinet just in time before Al enters the room, holding a camera whilst humming]
  • Al : It's showtime!

13: Woody Loses his Arm [ ]

  • Al : [He places Stinky Pete, Jessie and Bullseye on a table which has a western town model on it before turning to Woody; chuckles] Money, baby. Money, money, money. [evil chuckle] And now, the main attraction.
  • [He opens the case and pulls out Woody, unaware that a stem from Woody's ripped arm has caught up on a big handle, which is used to hold the arms, and began to unravel. When Al places Woody beside Bullseye, he sees that Woody's arm is gone]
  • Al: [gasps and shouts] No! His arm! Where's his arm?! [He sees Woody's arm on the floor, picks it up and tries to put it back on but to no avail] Oh, no! No, no, no, no! Oh, what am I gonna do? Oh, I know. I know. [He picks up his phone and dials frantically] Come on, come on, come on, pick up the phone.
  • [A man's voice answers the phone]
  • Man: Hello.
  • Al: It's me. It's Al. I got an emergency here.
  • Man: Well, I'm busy.
  • Al: Yes, we're all busy, but... Look, it has to be tonight.
  • Man: What? You've got to be kidding me.
  • Al: All right, all right! But first thing in the morning. [He leaves the room. Woody unfreezes and notices that his arm is gone]
  • Woody: AAAAHH! It's gone! I can't believe it! My arm is completely gone!
  • Stinky Pete: All right. Come here. Come on. Let me see that. Oh. It's just a popped seam. Easily repaired. You should consider yourself lucky.
  • Woody: LUCKY?! Are you shrink-wrapped?! I am missing my arm!!
  • Jessie: Big deal. [She shoots a dart at Woody's poster stand up at the forehead] Let him go! I'm sure his precious Andy is dying to play with a one-armed cowboy doll.
  • Stinky Pete: Why, Jessie, You know he wouldn't last an hour on his condition. It's a dangerous world out there for a toy.

14: Buzz's Speech [ ]

  • [Elsewhere, a car passes by a house. Buzz runs out of some bushes towards a mailbox. He gestures to Rex who is covered in leaves. He runs to Buzz but as he does so, the leaves fall off him except one. He shrugs with a sheepish chuckle. Slinky, Mr. Potato Head, and Hamm run out of the bushes to Buzz when Hamm slips, rolls forward and his cork falls off, spilling his coins out on the pavement]
  • Hamm: Uh. All right. Nobody look, 'til I get my cork back in.
  • Buzz Lightyear: Good work, men. Two blocks down, and only 19 more to go.
  • Other toys: What?! 19?!
  • Mr. Potato Head: Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me.
  • Buzz Lightyear: Come on, fellas! Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket?
  • Other toys: No...
  • Buzz Lightyear: No! And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van?
  • Mr. Potato Head: Oh, ya had to bring that up.
  • Buzz Lightyear: No, he didn't! We have a friend in need! And we will not rest until he's safe in Andy's room! Now, let's move out! [The ending of "The Star-Spangled Banner" plays as the American flag behind Buzz changes to black and white after he moves on, transitioning to a broadcast on Al's TV]

15: Getting the Arm [ ]

  • Announcer: And that concludes our broadcast day.
  • [The TV broadcast turns to static. Al is fast asleep on the sofa, holding a bowl of Cheetos. His grip on the bowl starts to loosen and it falls on the floor. Woody unfreezes and looks to Al's shirt pocket where his arm is stored. He gracefully opens the door of his glass case. Al snorts in his sleep. Woody hops down to the floor but as he tip-toes across to Al, he hears a crunching noise. He looks down to see that he has stepped on a Cheeto. He look up to see Cheetos laying all over the floor in front of him. Gracefully, he tip-toes over the Cheetos and tries not to step on them when he hears a crunching sound behind him. He turns to see that Bullseye stepped on the Cheetos]
  • Woody: Bullseye. Bullseye. Go. Go. Go. Go. Oh! Come on. You don't wanna help me. I'm the bad guy. You're gonna go back in storage. Because of me. Remember? Now, just go. [Bullseye licks Woody's face] Bullseye... All right. All right. But you have got to keep quiet. Now come on. [Woody and Bullseye tip-toe across the Cheetos and towards the side of the sofa] (whispers) Over here. Attaboy. Okay, Bullseye. Upsy-daisy. [Bullseye lifts him up to the sofa. Woody climbs on Al and reaches for his arm, trying not to lose his balance when Al suddenly giggles in his sleep. Woody looks down to see Bullseye licking Al's hand which is covered in Cheeto flavor] Bullseye. Cut it out. Stop it. Stop it. Bullseye. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it! [Bullseye stops licking Al's hand and steps back with a sorry look on his face. Woody continues to reach for his arm but as he slowly starts to pull it out, he hears a rumble and he looks at Al's stomach. The rumble travels up his stomach to his head to which Al burps in Woody's face. Woody gags at the smell and uses his hat to fan it away. He holds his breath and pulls out his arm from Al's shirt pocket. Al snorts again and continues sleeping. Woody sighs with relief but as he is about to climb down, the TV turns on suddenly, much to Woody's shock and surprise]
  • TV Intro: Woody's Roundup Come on, it's time to play~
  • Al: [Al wakes up with a start, knocking Woody to the floor] What?! No, officer! I swear! What? (gasps) [As the theme song plays in the background, Al gasps when he sees Woody on the floor and sees his glass cabinet empty. He picks Woody up and puts him back in the glass cabinet] Oh, get in there. There you go. Cheap case. Where's the remote? Where is the remote? [As Al searches for the remote, Woody sees the remote under Jessie's glass cabinet and gets shocked by the thought that she might turn the TV on before he freezes when Al passes him] Why don't I put it in the same place everyti-- Oh, here it is. [He picks up the remote and turns off the TV. Yawning, he leaves the room, holding Woody's arm in his hand.]
  • [Woody turns to Jessie angrily and open her glass case to jump down to confront her]
  • Woody: What is your problem?! Look, I'm sorry I can't help you guys out. Really, I am. But you didn't have to go and pull a stunt like that.
  • Jessie: What? You think I did that?
  • Woody: Oh. Right, right. Yeah, the TV just happened to turn on. And the remote magically ended up in front of you!
  • Jessie: You callin' me a liar?
  • Woody: Well, if the boot fits.
  • Jessie: [Dangerously] Say that again.
  • Woody: [Enunciating] If the boo T . Fit S .
  • Jessie: Okay, cowboy... [Bullseye hides in a Woody's Roundup cookie jar as Jessie lunges at Woody and begins to fight him] How do ya like that?! Take it back! TAKE IT BACK!
  • Woody: Don't think just 'cause you're a girl! I'm gonna take it easy on ya! (yells)
  • Stinky Pete: Jessie! Woody! You stop this at once! Ohhhh! [He and his box fall off a stand and onto the floor of the cupboard]
  • [They lift Stinky Pete's box up]
  • Stinky Pete: I don't know how that television turned on. But fighting about it isn't helping anything.
  • Woody: If I had both my arms.
  • Stinky Pete: Well the fact is, you don't, Woody. So I suggest you just wait until morning. The cleaner will come, fix your arm…
  • Woody: And then I'm outta here! [Bullseye lowers his head sadly by Woody] Oh. No. No, Bullseye. Don't take it that way. It's just that Andy...
  • Jessie: Andy, Andy, Andy. That's all he ever talks about.
  • [She walks away with an arm on Bullseye, leaving Woody alone with sad sighs]

16: Crossing the Road [ ]

  • [In the bushes, next morning, Buzz uses his karate chop action to move some leaves out of his way. The toys are behind him and look exhausted]
  • Hamm: Hey. Buzz. Can we slow down? May I remind you that some of us are carrying over six dollars in change?
  • Rex: Losing health units. Must rest.
  • Buzz Lightyear: Is everyone present and accounted for?
  • Slinky: Not quite everyone.
  • Buzz Lightyear: Who's behind?
  • Slinky: Mine. [Slinky's back end comes walking up slowly to the others then slumps down, exhausted]
  • Hamm: Hey. Guys! Why did the toys cross the road?
  • Buzz Lightyear: Not now, Hamm.
  • Rex: Oh. I love riddles. Why?
  • Hamm: To get to the chicken on the other side! [Across the road is Al's Toy Barn]
  • [Toys cheering]
  • Rex: Hooray! The chicken! [A lot of cars come zooming past. One of them hits a can and it lands on the pavement in front of the toys] Oh, well, we tried. [He turns to leave but Buzz grabs his tail to bring him back]
  • Buzz Lightyear: We'll have to cross.
  • Mr. Potato Head: What the... What?! You're not turning me into a mashed potato.
  • Slinky: I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.
  • Buzz Lightyear: There must be a safe way. [He then sees something which gives him an idea. Later, the traffic lights change from green to red after some cars pass. A bunch of traffic cones are on the pavement] Okay. Here's our chance. Ready. Set. Go! [The cones then move across the road. Rex whimpers nervously in his cone. The Traffic lights turn from red to green and cars come rolling towards the toys] Drop! [Everyone stops and drops their cones. A car swerves to avoid them and goes into some spikes on a driveway, puncturing the tires, Another car crashes into it] Go! [They move on until Buzz hears the cars again] DROP! [Some of them drop except Hamm and Mr. Potato Head] I SAID, DROP! [They drop and cars swerve to avoid the cones, resulting in a crash and a wheel rolling] Go! [The toys walk on. As Hamm mutters to himself, a monster truck comes zooming over his cone, making it spin around for a second before stopping. Hamm shakes himself and walks on. Buzz hears more cars coming] Drop! [They do so and a car swerves around to avoid them, then a truck with a concrete pipe brakes, making its trailer move around in a big U turn] Go!
  • [The toys move on. Then as the trailer leans, the chains holding the pipe break and it rolls off the trailer and onto the road. Mr. Potato Head's shoe gets stuck on some gum. Mr. Potato Head stops and searches for his shoe until he finally touches it. As the pipe rolls towards him, he strains to get his shoe free until he finally gets it free and runs to the other side just as the pipe rolls to the gum and gets it stuck to its side. The toys arrive on the other side of the road and put the cones down]
  • Mr. Potato Head: Ah, that went well. [All the cars are all piled up and the pipe rolls towards a pole and knocks it to the road]
  • Buzz Lightyear: Good job, troops. We're that much closer to Woody. [The toys walk to Al's Toy Barn... unaware that Al's apartment is on the other side and it's where Woody really is]

17: The Cleaner [ ]

  • [Inside, a doorbell rings and Al opens the door. An old man carrying a briefcase is standing in the doorway]
  • Al: Oh, thank goodness you're here.
  • Geri: Is the specimen ready for cleaning?
  • [Geri puts down his briefcase and flicks two upper locks to open it. It opens up to move out into little presses. Geri takes Woody from his glass case and touches a button which reveals a mini hair salon chair and puts him on it. He removes his hat, presses another button which opens a hat stand and he puts Woody's hat on it. He looks through drawers until he finds a pair of glasses and puts them on. He then raises the chair up]
  • Al: So, uh, how long is this gonna take?
  • Geri: You can't rush art. [He turns on a torch on his glasses and it shines bright]

18: Al's Toy Barn [ ]

  • [The light vanishes, revealing a backdrop of cows in a field. A shopping trolley with a cow's face and udders is moving towards Al's Toy Barn by Buzz pushing it. As they near the entrance, they see a sign that says "SORRY, WE'RE CLOSED"]
  • Slinky: Oh, no. It's closed.
  • Mr. Potato Head: We're not preschool toys, Slinky. We can read.
  • [They see a worker drinking a can while walking towards the door which opens with the moo sound effect and he goes in]
  • Worker: Hey, Joe, you're late. We got a ton of toys to unload in the back.
  • Joe: All right. All right. I'm coming. I'm coming.
  • Worker: Come on! Let's get movin'!
  • Buzz Lightyear: All right, let's go.
  • Rex: But the sign says it's closed.
  • [They run to the door and jump on the mat trying to open the door]
  • Buzz Lightyear: No, no, no, no. All together. Now!
  • [They jump together, grunting, and the door opens. As they run inside, Rex goes over to a manual shelf and sees a Buzz Lightyear video game manual with a note saying "WANT TO DEFEAT ZURG? SECRETS REVEALED!" Rex giggles with excitement by this. The toys walk to the aisles and look at them in awe]
  • Slinky: Whoa, Nelly! How are we gonna find Woody in this place?
  • Buzz Lightyear: [opening his helmet] Look for Al. We find Al, we find Woody. Now, move out! [They split up]
  • Hamm: Woody!
  • Mr. Potato Head: Woody!

19: Woody's Restoration [ ]

  • [Geri is using an ear cleaner to clean Woody's eyes and ears. He sprays a little pink paint on Woody's cheeks and using brown paint, he sprays a bald spot on Woody's hair. Then he puts down some close-up glass to Woody's shoulder and jiggling, putting a thread in a needle, he sews the arm back on Woody's shoulder. He uses a long, thin strip of paper to polish Woody's boots. Using deeper brown paint, he paints over Andy's name on the sole of Woody's boot. He puts Woody back into his glass case, then replaces his cowboy hat, and sees that Woody’s arm is back.]
  • Geri: There you go. [He chuckles as he closes it] He's for display only. You handle him too much, he's not gonna last.
  • Al: [He pushes Geri aside] It's amazing! You're a genius! He's just like NEW !

20: Buzz Switch [ ]

  • [The scene changes to back in Al's Toy Barn where Buzz is running down the front of the aisles until he comes across an aisle filled up with Buzz Lightyear toys]
  • Buzz Lightyear: Wow. [Buzz walks down the aisle, amazed by the sight of his aisle. Then below the display stand, he sees a sign that says "NEW UTILITY BELT"; whistles] I could use one of those.
  • [He climbs up to the display stand and sees a new Buzz Lightyear toy standing tall and proud just like he did when he first came to Andy's room and met Woody. In another aisle, Rex and Mr. Potato Head are walking down it. Rex is reading the manual as he walks]
  • Rex: You know, they make it so you can't defeat Zurg, unless you buy this book. It's extortion, that's what it is. [Mr. Potato Head pulls out his ears so he won't hear Rex's jabbering] Hey, I always thought the golden scepter was the only...
  • Rex and Mr. Potato Head: Aaaah!
  • [Hamm and Slinky arrive in a toy car]
  • Hamm: I thought we could search in style.
  • Mr. Potato Head: Nice going there, Hamm. [he steps in and pushes Hamm aside] So, how about letting a toy with fingers drive? [He starts driving the car and bumps into a shelf, then reverses into another shelf. Then as he drives off, he knocks over a pile of buckets of soldiers which fall over to the floor]
  • [Back at the display stand, Buzz looks at his doppelganger with a curious expression]
  • Buzz Lightyear: Am I really that fat?
  • [He sees the doppelganger's new utility belt and whistles. He reaches down to touch it when his doppelganger suddenly grabs his hand and swings him to the ground]
  • Utility Belt Buzz: Hiya!
  • Buzz Lightyear: Ow! What are you doing?
  • Utility Belt Buzz: You're in direct violation of code 6404. 5... Stating all space rangers are to be in hypersleep until awakened by authorized personnel.
  • Buzz Lightyear: Oh, no.
  • Utility Belt Buzz: [he pushes Buzz to the glass wall, his face pressed against it] You're breakin' ranks, ranger. [he opens his wrist communicator and talks into it] Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. I've got an AWOL space ranger.
  • Buzz Lightyear: [embarrassed, remembering his former behavior] Tell me I wasn't this deluded.
  • Utility Belt Buzz: [he hears him and presses his face to the glass again] No back talk! I have a laser. And I will use it!
  • Buzz Lightyear: You mean the laser that's a light bulb? [He presses the laser button, making it beep loudly. Utility Belt Buzz gasps and leaps onto a model of a planet above Buzz]
  • Utility Belt Buzz: Has your mind been melted? You could've killed me, space ranger! Or should I say, " traitor "? [He aims his laser at Buzz's forehead whilst Buzz looks on in annoyance and un-amusement]
  • Buzz Lightyear: I don't have time for this.
  • Utility Belt Buzz: Halt ! I order you to halt !
  • [Buzz opens a door to the display and jumps down to the floor. But just as he's about to walk away, Utility Belt Buzz pounces on him. The two Buzzes fight until the newer one overpowers the old one and pushes him towards a pinart box]
  • Buzz Lightyear: Listen to me. Listen. Wait, wait, wait.
  • [Utility Belt Buzz stops pushing and Buzz goes straight into the box.]

21: The Barbie Aisle [ ]

  • [Meanwhile, the toys are rolling down a pink aisle, looking for Al and Woody]
  • Slinky: We've been down this aisle already.
  • Mr. Potato Head: We haven't been down this aisle. It's pink.
  • Slinky: Face it. We're lost.
  • Hamm: Ooh! Back it up. Back it up.
  • [They reverse back and they look to see lots of Barbie dolls having a pool party]
  • Barbie Doll: What a great party!
  • [Rex, Slinky, Hamm and Mr. Potato Head's mouths drops in awe at the sight]
  • Barbie Dolls: How low can you go? How low can you go?
  • Barbie Doll: [giggles] Stop splashing me.
  • Hamm: Excuse me, ladies. Does anyone know where we might find the Al of Al's Toy Barn?
  • Tour Guide Barbie: I can help! [she slides down the slide and into the car next to Mr. Potato Head] I'm Tour Guide Barbie! Please keep your hands, arms, and accessories inside the car and no flash photography! Thank you!
  • Mr. Potato Head: [caught himself on what he's doing] I'm a married spud. I'm a married spud. I'm a married spud.
  • Hamm: Then make room for the single fellas! [he climbs over Mr. Potato Head and lands next to Tour Guide Barbie as she starts to drive the car down the aisle and goes onto another aisle]
  • Tour Guide Barbie: To our right, is the Hot Wheels aisle. Developed in 1967, (that year has also been said the following Toy Story film when Barbie was about to rip Ken's Nehru jacket) the original series had 16 cars, including the Corvette.
  • Slinky: I beg your pardon, ma'am. But, where's Al's office?
  • Tour Guide Barbie: Please hold all questions until the end of the tour. Thank you!
  • Rex: WAH! It says how you defeat Zurg! Look! Guys! [he puts the manual in front of Tour Guide Barbie, Hamm and Mr. Potato Head, blocking their view and the windscreen]
  • Slinky: Hey, Rex!
  • Tour Guide Barbie: Excuse me, sir.
  • Mr. Potato Head: Hey, get this outta here, "Geekosaur"!
  • [But when Rex moves the manual from the windscreen, they see a ball stand]
  • Mr. Potato Head: Look out!
  • Hamm: Oh! Stop, stop, stop!
  • [Barbie swerves the car to the right but it hits the stand and bouncy balls spill out on them. They try to get away but the balls cause the car to spin around in circles]
  • Hamm: Turn into the spin, Barbie!
  • [The Buzz Lightyear video game manual slips out of Rex's tiny hand and flies to the ground, sliding under a shelf, out of Rex's reach]
  • Rex: Aah! My source of power! No! Come back! DAAH!!! Hey! [he runs after the car and the others] Wait up! Hey! Come on! [Mr. Potato Head looks at a side mirror and sees Rex's reflection in it with the words "OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE MUCH CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR" ] Slow down! Dinosaur overboard! Slow down! WAAH!!!
  • [Barbie stops the car and Rex tumbles in headfirst, his legs dangled in the air]
  • Tour Guide Barbie: Remain seated, please. Permanecer sentados, por favor. (She recites in Spanish as she drives on)
  • [Back at the Buzz Lightyear aisle, Utility Belt Buzz ties Buzz into a cardboard spaceship and puts him in it]
  • Buzz Lightyear: Ow! Listen to me! Listen to me! You're not really a space ranger! You're a toy! We're all toys! Do you hear me?!
  • Utility Belt Buzz: Well, that should hold you 'til the court martial.
  • [He puts Buzz on a shelf and walks away]
  • Buzz Lightyear: Let me go! You don't realize what you're doing! (grunts)
  • [The other toys arrive in the Buzz Lightyear aisle]
  • Tour Guide Barbie: And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle. Back in 1995, shortsighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand.
  • Hamm: Hey! Buzz!
  • Utility Belt Buzz: Halt! Who goes there?!
  • [He aims his laser at them, making Barbie stop the car just in front of Utility Belt Buzz]
  • Mr. Potato Head: Quit clowning around and get in the car!
  • Rex: Buzz! Buzz! I know how to defeat Zurg!
  • [Utility Belt Buzz turns off his laser upon hearing this]
  • Utility Belt Buzz: You do?
  • Rex: Come on, I'll tell you on the way.
  • [Inside the box, Buzz sees this confusion and tries to call out to them but they can't hear him from outside]
  • Buzz Lightyear: (muffled) No, no, guys! You've got the wrong Buzz! YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG BUZZ!!!
  • Hamm: Say! Where'd you get the cool belt, Buzz?
  • Utility Belt Buzz: Well, slotted pig, they're standard issue.
  • [They drive away, leaving Buzz behind in the box]
  • Buzz Lightyear: NOOOOOO!!!

22: Jessie's Story (" When She Loved Me ") [ ]

  • [Back in his apartment, Al takes pictures of The Roundup Gang and the merchandise. He look at the photos with delight and glee]
  • Al: [laughs] It's like printing my own money. [His phone rings and he answers it] Yeah, what?
  • Mr. Konishi: Al McWhiggin.
  • Al: Oh, oh, Mr. Konishi. Yes, uh, I have the pictures right here. In fact, I'm in my car right now on my way to the office to fax them to you. I'm going through a tunnel! I'm breaking up! [As he leaves the room...]
  • [...the Roundup Gang unfreezes]
  • Woody: Oh, wow, would you look at me? It's like I'm fresh out of the box! Look at this stitching! Andy's gonna have a hard time ripping this! [to Jessie who is still frowning at Woody for wanting to go back home to Andy] Hello! H-hi! Hello!
  • Jessie: Great. Now you can go. [She turns, hops off the table and walks off to the window]
  • Woody: [sarcastic] Well, what a good idea.
  • [Woody looks towards the air vent which is his only way out. He feels something bump him and he turns back to see Bullseye looking at him sadly]
  • Stinky Pete: Woody. Don't be mad at Jessie. She's been through more than you know. Why not make amends before you leave, huh? It's the least you can do.
  • [Woody looks towards Jessie sitting on the window still, then back at Bullseye who looks at him as if to say "Please, Woody"]
  • Woody: (sighs) All right. But I don't know what good it'll do.
  • [He jumps from the table and goes over to Jessie, climbing onto the chair next to her and the window]
  • Woody: Hey. Whatcha doin' way up here.
  • Jessie: I thought I'd get one last look at the sun, before I get packed away again.
  • Woody: Look, Jessie. I know you hate me for leaving, but I have to go back. I'm still Andy's toy. Well, if you knew him, you'd understand. You see, Andy's a...
  • Jessie: Let me guess. Andy's a real special kid. And to him you're his buddy, his best friend. And when Andy plays with you, it's, like, even though you're not moving, you feel like you're alive. Because, that's how he sees you.
  • Woody: Whoa. How did you know that?
  • Jessie: Because, Emily was just the same. She was my whole world.
  • [A flashback begins featuring Jessie with Emily, a little girl with red hair in a ponytail and wearing a red cowgirl hat. She picks up Jessie and carries her. She puts Jessie on a toy horse and carries them in her hand]
  • When somebody loved me
  • Everything was beautiful
  • Every hour we spent together
  • Lives within my heart
  • And when she was sad
  • I was there to dry her tears
  • And when she was happy, so was I
  • When she loved me
  • [Emily takes Jessie to a tree which has a tire swing tied to it. She starts swinging on the tire, holding Jessie's hands in her hands. She then dances around and falls into a pile of leaves]
  • Through the summer and the fall
  • We've had each other, that was all
  • Just she and I together
  • Like it was meant to be
  • And when she was lonely
  • I was there to comfort her
  • She loved me
  • [Jessie is on Emily's bed pillow when Emily grabs it which makes Jessie fall behind the bed. Jessie comes to life and crawls over to see Emily and another girl doing fingernail painting. Jessie is confused by this activity. As the years go by, Jessie watches in dismay as Emily starts preferring fingernail painting and pop music to cowgirls and ponies. Feeling neglected, Jessie lies on the floor under the bed and gets dusty as more stuff appears under the bed, neglected too by Emily]
  • So the years went by
  • I stayed the same
  • But she began to drift away
  • I was left alone
  • Still I waited for the day
  • When she'd say, "I will always love you."
  • [Then Emily drops her makeup stuff and they roll under the bed. Jessie sees this and freezes, bringing back her smile. Emily reaches for her stuff and pulls out Jessie from under the bed and looks at her. Later, she takes a drive with Jessie in her bag. Jessie smiles up at her, thinking that she and Emily are doing what they usually do again as she closes her eyes]
  • Lonely and forgotten
  • I'd never thought she'd look my way
  • And she smiled at me and held me
  • Just like she used to do
  • Like she loved me
  • [Emily stops near the tree with the tire swing and walks over to some boxes and a trailer. She puts Jessie and some cowboy stuff into a box. Jessie unfreezes and looks through a holder to see Emily getting into the car and driving away whilst Jessie watches sadly]
  • [After the flashback ends, Woody looks sorry and surprised about this]
  • Jessie: You never forget kids like Emily. Or Andy. (whispers) But they forget you.
  • Woody: Jessie, I… I didn't know.
  • Jessie: Just go.
  • [Woody gets off the windowsill and onto the floor and walks over to the air vent. He unscrews the bolt and opens the cover]
  • Stinky Pete: How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is gonna take you to college or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. [Woody bows his head down, feeling conflicted on what to do] It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever. You'll be adored by children for generations.
  • [Woody looks at the dark vent in front of him. He doesn't move into it. Bullseye walks over to him sadly and Woody rubs his mane to comfort him]
  • Woody: Who am I to break up the Roundup gang?
  • [Bullseye and Stinky Pete smile at this decision as Woody shuts the grille. The sound catches Jessie's attention and she look towards Woody who smiles at her, showing that he has decided to go to the museum which makes her smile in return]

23: The Toys Find Al [ ]

  • [In Al's office, Hamm and Potato Head look in a box]
  • Hamm: Hey, Woody, are you in here?
  • Mr. Potato Head: Nah. This one's empty, too.
  • Slinky: Woody! Woody!
  • [Slinky hops onto Al's desk and goes over to some Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots]
  • Slinky: Pardon me gentlemen, but have either of you seen a cowboy doll with a bad arm?
  • Blue Bomber: Why, no, I haven't--
  • Red Rocker: HEY! HE WAS TALKIN' TO ME!
  • Blue Bomber: NO! HE WAS TALKIN' TO ME!!!
  • Red Rocker: WHY, YOU, I'LL-- [The two robots punch each other until the red one's head spins up, making Slinky back up in horror]
  • Rex: You see, all along, we thought the way into Zurg's fortress was through the main gate. But in fact, the secret entrance is to the left! Hidden in the shadows.
  • Utility Belt Buzz: (open his wrist communicator to "type" in notes) To the left and in the shadows. Got it. [Then they hear a voice speaking in Japanese outside the room]
  • Slinky: Someone's coming.
  • Utility Belt Buzz: Everyone! Take cover! [The toys hide under the desk just as Al enters, talking on his phone]
  • Al: No. It was a big pile-up. But, I don't want to bore you with the details. Yes. Now, let me confirm your fax number. [He goes to his fax machine and starts typing in the number] W-W-Wait. Slow. That's a lot of numbers. No. I got it.
  • [The toys peep out from the side of the desk to look at Al]
  • Slinky: (whispering) It's him.
  • Hamm: (whispering) The chicken man.
  • Utility Belt Buzz: (looking at Al in confusion) Funny. He doesn't look like poultry.
  • Slinky: That's the kidnapper, all right.
  • Utility Belt Buzz: A kidnapper! An agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.
  • [Back at the Buzz Lightyear aisle, Buzz is still trapped in his box and jolts around to get free. The box falls off the shelf and onto the floor. Buzz kicks the bottom of the box open, freeing his legs. In the office, Al faxes a picture of Woody in the fax machine]
  • Al: And, the pièce de résistance! I promise the collection will be the crown jewel of your museum! [The picture lands on the floor and the toys see it]
  • Slinky: [gasps] It's Woody.
  • Al: Now that l have your attention, imagine we added another zero to the price. Huh?
  • Mr. Konishi: I don't care! Yes, yes, yes, yes!
  • Mr. Konishi: I pay anything you want. Anything.
  • Al: YES!!! YES!!! You got a deal!! I'll be on the next flight to Japan!
  • Utility Belt Buzz: Quick. Get into the poultry man's cargo unit. He'll lead us to Zurg. Move. Move. Move! [The toys jump into Al's bag, followed by Utility Belt Buzz, thinking that he'll lead them to Woody]
  • Al: Don't touch my mustache! (scats with joy)
  • [Buzz is untying himself from the straps when he hears Al's scatting. He goes to the end of the aisle with a glare and sees Al sliding out of his office with a smile on his face]
  • Al: Al! You are rich! Rich! Rich! Rich! (cackles)
  • [Buzz gasps when he sees Rex's tail poking out of Al's bag. As Al goes down the store, Buzz chases on an aisle and slips over the bouncy balls that the toys had spilled earlier. He gets up and jumps on the sports stuff, releases a red baseball bat so that he can jump from it, bounces on a trampoline and grabs a monkey zipline which moves down towards the entrance where Al is exiting but as he lets go of the zipline and leaps towards the doors, they've shut, making him slam into them headfirst and fall to the floor. He jumps up and down on the sensor mat to open the doors but to no avail. He watches hopelessly as Al drives over to his apartment]
  • Buzz Lightyear: Huh?
  • [Buzz looks to a stack of boxes on the side of the doors. He runs over and kicks them, making them all fall over and land on the sensor mat, making the doors open and he runs through them and onto the parking lot. One of the boxes stands at the entrance and the doors kept hitting it. Then a grey hand bursts through the box and out comes..... Emperor Zurg! He wakes up and sees Buzz running across the parking lot towards Al's apartment. Growling with rage, he follows Buzz in hot pursuit, wanting to get rid of him so he can rule the galaxy, unaware that he's just a toy]
  • Emperor Zurg: [growls] Destroy Buzz Lightyear! [chases after Buzz] Destroy Buzz Lightyear! Destroy Buzz Lightyear!

24: Into the Vents [ ]

  • [Across the road, Al gets out, leaving his bag in his car]
  • Rex: Aah! He didn't take the bag!
  • Utility Belt Buzz: No time to lose! [He jumps out of the bag and runs to the door. He tries to pull the handle but it won't budge. He climbs to the door window and sees Al going into the elevator] He's ascending in the vertical transporter. [He jumps down, opens his wings and grabs Rex and Potato Head's hands] All right, everyone. Hang on. We're gonna blast through the roof.
  • Rex: Uh, Buzz?
  • Utility Belt Buzz: To infinity. And beyond! [He tries to fly but nothing happens]
  • Mr. Potato Head: What are you, insane!? We're wasting time! Stand still, Godzilla. [He climbs up onto Rex's head and strains to pull the lock]
  • Utility Belt Buzz: I-I don't understand. Somehow, my fuel cells have gone dry. [He puts his hand, pressing a switch which unlocks the door, sending Mr. Potato Head falling over backwards onto the seat when his arms come off]
  • Mr. Potato Head: Aaaaaah!
  • Hamm: (laughs)
  • [The door is opened and Utility Belt Buzz steps out and turns on his laser to scan the area to see if it's clear. Once he's done it, he runs over to the door and sees the elevator arrow going all the way to the 23rd floor]
  • Utility Belt Buzz: Blast! He's on level 23.
  • Slinky: How are we gonna get up there?
  • Rex: Maybe if we find some balloons, we could float to the top.
  • Mr. Potato Head: Are you kidding? I say we stack ourselves up, push the intercom, and pretend we're delivering a pizza.
  • Hamm: How about a ham sandwich? With fries and a hot dog.
  • Rex: What about me?
  • Hamm: Ah, you can be the toy that comes with the meal.
  • Utility Belt Buzz: Troops! Over here! [He goes to a grill on the left and pulls the cover off it and puts it to the side] Just like you said, lizard man. "In the shadows to the left." Okay. Let's move! [They head inside the vent to find Woody] (talking into his wrist communicator) Mission log. Have infiltrated enemy territory without detection, annd are making our way through the bowels of Zurg's fortress.
  • Hamm: You know, I think that Buzz aisle went to his head.
  • [They come to a vent junction and Utility Belt Buzz turns on his laser to choose which way to go]
  • Slinky: Oh no. Which way do we go?
  • Utility Belt Buzz: (pointing to the left) This way.
  • Mr. Potato Head: What makes you so sure?
  • Utility Belt Buzz: I'm Buzz Lightyear, I'm always sure! [Then the vents start to shake and rumble around the toys] We've been detected. The walls! They're closing in! Quick! Help me prop up, vegetable man, or we're done for!
  • Mr. Potato Head: Hey! Hey!! Put me down, you moron!
  • Rex: Hey, guys! Look! It's not the walls! It's the elevator!
  • [They look to see the elevator going down until it stops. They go over and look up at the shaft which is a long way up]
  • Utility Belt Buzz: Come on. We've got no time to lose. Everyone, grab hold! [He pulls out a rope handle and tosses it into Mr. Potato Head's hand and then pulls out two red handles to which magnets appear on them. He sticks them to the metal surface and starts climbing up]
  • Hamm: What?
  • Slinky: Huh?
  • Hamm: Uh. Buzz? Why not just take the elevator?
  • Utility Belt Buzz: They'll be expecting that!
  • [Outside, Buzz is running under a traffic cone towards the door when he sees some footprints on the ground which lead to the vent where he hears some clanging and Rex yelling]
  • Rex: Hey, Buzz! Stop! Slow down!
  • [Eyes narrowed, Buzz walks over to the vent. In his apartment, Al is loading boxes on a trolley while talking on his phone]
  • Al: To overnight six packages to Japan is how much? What? That's in yen, right?
  • Woman: No, dollars.
  • Al: Dollars?! D'OH! You are deliberately taking advantage of people in a hurry! You know that?! All right. I don't. I don't. I. Look. I'm. I'll do it. All right. Fine! I'll have the stuff waiting in the lobby. And you'd better be here in 15 minutes. Because I have a plane to catch! Do you hear me?! [He leaves the room]
  • [The toys unfreeze]
  • Jessie: Whoo-hoo! We're finally going! Can you believe it!?
  • Stinky Pete: Ha-ha! That's custom-fitted foam insulation you'll be ridin' in, Bullseye! First class all the way!
  • Woody: You know what? I'm actually excited about this. I mean it. I really am!
  • Stinky Pete: And, why shouldn't you be?
  • Jessie: YEE-HAH!
  • Woody: (laughs)
  • [He and Jessie start dancing on the floor]
  • Jessie: Swing your partner! Do-si-do! Look at you, dancing cowboy!
  • Stinky Pete: Look! I'm doing the box step! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! (laughs)
  • [Back at the shaft, Utility Belt Buzz is still climbing up with the toys holding onto his line. Coins start to fall out of Hamm's slot]
  • Hamm: Uh-oh. Hey, head's up down there!
  • Slinky: WHOA! Pork bellies are falling.
  • Mr. Potato Head: Hey, how much farther, Buzz?
  • Utility Belt Buzz: (strains) Half... way... there.
  • Rex: My arms can't hold on much longer!
  • [He starts slipping down on top of the other toys, dragging them including Utility Belt Buzz down slowly]
  • Slinky: Buzz, help!
  • Utility Belt Buzz: Too heavy. (he gets an idea, remembering something) What was I thinking? My anti-gravity servos! [He presses a button on his utility belt and at the same time, there are some whirring noises down below] Hang tight, everyone. I'm going to let go of the wall!
  • Rex: Oh! What?!
  • Slinky: Huh?!
  • Mr. Potato Head: He wouldn't!
  • Utility Belt Buzz: One.
  • Hamm: He would.
  • Utility Belt Buzz: Two.
  • Toys: NO!!! DON'T, BUZZ!!! LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS!!!
  • Utility Belt Buzz: THREE!!! [He lets go of the wall and he and the toys fall down onto the elevator which has been moving up] To infinity and beyond! [He sees the 23rd level approaching from above] Approaching destination. Re-engaging gravity. [He turns off his belt and the elevator reaches the 23rd level. Utility Belt Buzz jumps off it and scans the vent with his laser to see if it's clear] Area secure. [The toys walk slowly off the elevator, feeling woozy from the fall before] It's okay, troops. The anti-gravity sickness will wear off momentarily. Now, let's move! [He runs off]
  • Mr. Potato Head: Remind me to glue his helmet shut when we get back.
  • [They walk on, unaware that Buzz is holding on to the bottom of the elevator]

25: Sheriff Woody [ ]

  • [Woody and The Roundup Gang are having fun doing their cowboy things. Woody peeks out of a box]
  • Woody: How 'bout giving me a little intro there, Jessie?
  • Jessie: Introducing the high-ridin'-est cowboy around...
  • Woody: [from inside the box] You forgot "rootin'-tootin'-est"!
  • Jessie: The high-ridin'-est, rootin'-tootin'-est cowboy hero of all time... Sheriff Woody!
  • [Woody walks out of the box, wearing a kooky smile on his face. He tilts his hat and walks over to Jessie]
  • Woody: Say, little missy, you notice any trouble around these parts?
  • Jessie: Nary a bit. Not with Sheriff Woody around.
  • Woody: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! I got it! I got it! This is great! Okay! The bandits got the critters tied up in the burning barn, and now for the best part! [in Critters voices] Help us! The barn's on fire! [normal voice] I've got ya, critters. [He enters the box and emerges, holding a handful of packing peanuts] No need to worry. Woody saves the day again!
  • Jessie: YEEE-HAH!!
  • Woody: Now, where’s my trusty steed Bullseye? I have to ride off into the sunset... Ohh! [Bullseye sweeps him off his feet] Ride like the wind, Bullseye! [He falls off Bullseye's back with the saddle. Bullseye looks down, covers himself as if he's naked and walks off on two legs, embarrassed]
  • [Jessie bends down to help Woody up, accidentally tickling him]
  • Woody: W-Watch it. Wait, wait. I'm ticklish, okay?
  • Jessie: Oh, you are?
  • Woody: No. No, no, no. Cut it out. [Jessie starts tickling Woody much to his protest while Stinky Pete laughs at it with a smile] Stop it. Stop it, stop it. No, please. Please! No! No, no! Stop it! Stop it!

26: To the Rescue [ ]

  • [Inside the vent, Utility Belt Buzz runs ahead and scans the area as the toys walk wearily behind him]
  • Utility Belt Buzz: [talking into his wrist communicator] Mission log. Have reached Zurg's command deck, but no sign of him or his wooden captive.
  • [Then they hear Woody's voice through the vent]
  • Woody: Please, no!
  • Slinky: That's Woody! [howls]
  • Utility Belt Buzz: This way! [They run towards the cover]
  • Woody: Please, please! No, no, no, no, no!
  • Mr. Potato Head: Buzz. Can you see? What's going on?
  • Woody: I'm begging you!
  • Jessie: Take that!
  • Woody: I'm begging you! No more!
  • [Utility Belt Buzz uses one of Mr. Potato Head's eyes to see what's going on through the bars of the grill]
  • Mr. Potato Head: To the left. No, your left.
  • Woody: Please! You're killing me!
  • Mr. Potato Head: Take it up higher.
  • Utility Belt Buzz: What's happening?
  • Mr. Potato Head: [frightened] Oh, it-it's horrible. They're torturing him.
  • [The other toys gasp]
  • Rex: [gasps] What are we gonna do, Buzz?
  • Utility Belt Buzz: Use your head! [In seconds, they are using Rex as a battering ram]
  • Rex: But I don't wanna use my head!
  • [The other toys yelling. They charge out through the cover and into the apartment, crashing into the box on the way. The other toys groaning]
  • Stinky Pete: What's going on here?
  • Woody: Buzz, guys! Hey, how did you find me?
  • Utility Belt Buzz: Watch yourself!
  • [He pounces on Woody, pinning him down to the floor]
  • Slinky: We're here to spring ya, Woody!
  • Stinky Pete: Aaaaah!
  • [Hamm jumps on Stinky Pete's box, knocking it over]
  • Hamm: You heard of kung fu? Well, get ready for pork CHOP.
  • Mr. Potato Head: Prepare to meet MR. ANGRY EYES! [But instead of his angry eyes, Mr. Potato Head puts his extra shoes on where his eyes should be and walks into a cupboard, leaving Jessie in bewilderment at this antic]
  • Woody: Hold it, now! Hey, you don't understand! These are my friends!
  • Rex: Yeah, we're his friends!
  • Woody: No, Rex, I mean they're my friends. [Slinky and Bullseye growl at each other]
  • Jessie: Hey, stop it! You leave him alone, springy dog! Hey!
  • Slinky: [Slinky wraps himself around Jessie and Bullseye] Grab Woody and let's go!
  • Woody: [Utility Belt Buzz does so] Fellas, hold it! Buzz, put me down!
  • Mr. Potato Head: Retreat!
  • Rex: Quick! To the vent!
  • Hamm: Alright, let's go!
  • Jessie: They're stealing him!
  • Stinky Pete: No!
  • [The toys yell as they run towards the vent until....]
  • Buzz Lightyear: Hold it right there!
  • Toys: Buzz?
  • Utility Belt Buzz: You again?
  • Buzz Lightyear: Woody! Thank goodness you're all right.
  • Woody: Buzz, what is going on?
  • Utility Belt Buzz: Hold on! I am Buzz Lightyear, and I am in charge of this detachment!
  • Buzz Lightyear: No, I'm Buzz Lightyear.
  • Utility Belt Buzz: I'm Buzz Lightyear!
  • Buzz Lightyear: I am Buzz Lightyear!
  • [Woody looks confused at this]
  • Woody: So, who's the real Buzz?
  • Buzz Lightyear and Utility Belt Buzz: I AM!
  • Utility Belt Buzz: Don't let this impostor fool you! He's been trained by Zurg himself to mimic my every move!
  • [Buzz opens his doppelganger's helmet and he begins to choke and gasp for air just like the old one did when Woody opened his helmet. Woody, and the toys look at Buzz in confusion and uncertainty until Buzz lifts his foot to show the name "ANDY" written on the bottom]
  • Toys: Buzz! [Woody shake his hand and Buzz pats Slinky on the head]
  • Slinky: I had a feelin' it was you, Buzz. My front end just had to catch up with my back end. (chuckles)
  • Utility Belt Buzz: [Utility Belt Buzz closes his helmet and stands up, looking confused at this] Will somebody please explain what's going on?
  • Buzz Lightyear: It's all right, space ranger. (he whispers) It's a code 546.
  • Utility Belt Buzz: (gasps) You mean it's a--?
  • Buzz Lightyear: Yes.
  • Utility Belt Buzz: And he's a--?
  • Buzz Lightyear: Oh, yeah.
  • [Utility Belt Buzz gasps and runs to Woody]

27: Woody Stays [ ]

  • Utility Belt Buzz : [He bows and grabs his hand] Your Majesty.
  • [Woody chuckles awkwardly and takes his hand away]
  • Buzz Lightyear Woody, you're in danger here. We need to leave now.
  • Rex: Al's selling you to a toy museum in Japan!
  • Woody: I know. It's okay, Buzz. I actually wanna go.
  • Rex : What?
  • Mr. Potato Head: Are you crazy?
  • Woody: Look, the thing is, I'm a rare Sheriff Woody doll, and these guys are my Roundup gang.
  • Buzz Lightyear Woody, what are you talking about?
  • Woody: What am I talking about? Woody's Roundup! Oh, it's this great old TV show and I was the star. [He uses his boot to press the remote to turn on the TV which plays Woody's Roundup with footage of Woody riding Bullseye] See? Now look. Look! Look at me! See? That's me!
  • Hamm: This is weirding me out.
  • Woody: Buzz, it was a national phenomenon. There was all this merchandise that just got packed up. Oh, you should have seen it. There was a record player and a yo-yo... Buzz, I was a yo-yo!
  • Mr. Potato Head: " Was "?
  • Buzz Lightyear: Woody, stop this nonsense and let's go!
  • Woody: Ah, Buzz... [sighs] I can't go. I can't abandon these guys. They need me, to get into this museum. Without me, they'll go back into storage, maybe forever.
  • Buzz Lightyear: Woody, you're not a collector's item. You're a child's plaything. You... are... a toy!
  • Woody: For how much longer?! One more rip, then Andy's done with me! And what do I do then, Buzz, huh? You tell me!
  • Buzz Lightyear: Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being loved by a kid. And I traveled all this way to rescue that toy, because I believed him.
  • Woody: Well, you wasted your time. [Woody turns his back on Buzz. The toys look dismayed at Woody's decision]
  • Buzz Lightyear: Let's go, everyone.
  • Slinky: What about Woody?
  • Buzz Lightyear: He's not coming with us. [Buzz walks very upset to the vent]
  • Rex: But... but Andy's coming home tonight.
  • Buzz Lightyear: Then we'd better make sure we're there waiting for him. [The toys and Utility Belt Buzz enter the vent. Slinky takes a sad look at Woody before entering. Woody cringes. It's the same look Slinky gave him when he thought Buzz was really killed. Woody looks toward Buzz]
  • Woody: (Disappointed) I don't have a choice, Buzz. This is my only chance.
  • Buzz Lightyear: (Sarcastic) To do what, Woody? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? (Disgusted) Some life.
  • [He enters the vent, shutting the grill behind him. Woody doesn't know what to say due to feeling terrible for turning his back on Buzz and the gang]
  • TV Woody: Is everybody okay?
  • TV Jessie: Sheriff Woody! I knew you'd make it!
  • TV Woody: Now, remember, deputies. The real treasures are your friends and family. Before I go, kids, I want to share somethin' special with you... for the times when I'm not around.
  • Stinky Pete: Good going, Woody! I thought they'd never leave.
  • [Then they hear Woody's TV self singing "You've Got a Friend in Me", much to their surprise]
  • TV Woody: You've got a friend in me~
  • You've got a friend in me~
  • [Woody walks sadly to the TV]
  • Stinky Pete: Woody?
  • TV Woody: You've got troubles~
  • Well, I've got 'em too~
  • There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you~
  • [In the vent, Buzz hears the song]
  • We stick together and see it through 'cause~
  • You got a friend in me~
  • Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am~
  • [Then a kid appears on the TV. Woody watches as the kid hugs his TV self]
  • Bigger and stronger too~
  • But none of them will ever love you~
  • The way I do
  • It's me and you, boy~
  • [Woody picks up his boot and scrapes the new paint off it to reveal Andy's name on the bottom]
  • And as the years go by~
  • Our friendship will never die~
  • You're gonna see it's our destiny~
  • Woody: [Woody sighs and realizes that Buzz and The Gang were right all along] What am I doing? [Then like a bolt, Woody stands up from the tape and runs towards the vent] BUZZ! Wait! Wait!
  • Stinky Pete: Woody, where're you going?
  • Woody: You're right, Prospector. I can't stop Andy from growing up. But I wouldn't miss it for the world.
  • Woody: [Woody opens the grill] BUZZ!
  • Buzz Lightyear: Yes?
  • Utility Belt Buzz: Yes?
  • Woody: l'm coming with you! (Suddenly he gets a idea) Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. I'II be back in just a second.
  • Buzz Lightyear: Way to go, cowboy! [The other toys cheer]

28: Stinky Pete [ ]

  • Woody: Hey, you, guys. Come with me.
  • Jessie: What?
  • Woody: Andy will play with all of us. I know it!
  • Jessie: Woody, I-I. I don't know. I.
  • Woody: Wouldn't you give anything? Just to have one more day with Emily? Come on, Jessie. This is what it's all about. To make a child happy. And you know it. Bullseye? Are you with me? [He happily licks his face] Okay. Good boy. Alright! Prospector, how 'bout you? [But as he turns the box around, it is empty]
  • [Then they hear a clang and they turn to see Stinky Pete screwing the vent shift with his pickaxe much to the shock of Woody, Bullseye and Jessie]
  • Jessie: Prospector?
  • Woody: You're outta your box!
  • Stinky Pete: I tried reasoning with you, Woody. But you kept forcing me to take extreme measures. [He walks over to the remote and uses his pickaxe to turn the TV off. Woody then realizes something]
  • Woody: Wait a minute. You turned on the TV last night, not Jessie!
  • Stinky Pete: Look, we have an eternity to spend together in the museum. Let's not start by pointing fingers, shall we?
  • Woody: You really are Stinky Pete, aren't you?
  • Jessie: Prospector, this isn't fair! [Upon hearing Jessie, Stinky Pete gets angry and yells.]
  • Stinky Pete: "Fair"?! I'll tell you what's not fair: Spending a lifetime on a dime-store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, finally my waiting has paid off and no hand-me-down cowboy doll IS GONNA MESS IT UP FOR ME NOW! [He lifts his box and tosses it to the black foam insulation]
  • Woody: Buzz! HELP! BUZZ! GUYS!
  • Stinky Pete: It's too late, Woody. That silly Buzz Lightweight can't help you.
  • Woody: HIS NAME IS BUZZ LIGHTYEAR !
  • Stinky Pete: Whatever. I've always hated those upstart space toys. [He opens his box, jumps back in it, and closes it]
  • Woody: It's stuck. What do we do?
  • Rex: Should I use my head? [Then, they hear a rumble coming towards the door]
  • Woody: It's Al. [Jessie and Bullseye gasp and run to their black foam places, Buzz and the Gang go into their cages and Woody flops down to the floor just as Al enters the room]
  • Al: Look at the time. I'm gonna be late. Oh, figures. I can't miss this flight. I've gotta pack. All right. Let's see. Uh, wallet, keys, tickets. Uh. Passport, beef jerky. Very expensive over there. Shower? (sniffs his armpit) Oh, I can skip the shower. I just gotta get outta here now. [He packs up his collection and the toys, puts them on a trolley and goes out of his apartment]

29: Zurg Battle [ ]

  • Buzz Lightyear: Quick! To the elevator!
  • [The toys run to the elevator while Al press the button for it]
  • Buzz Lightyear: Hurry! I can hear it coming!
  • [But then as they reach the top, they gasp for appearing on the elevator is...]
  • Emperor Zurg: So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear. For the last time! (Rex screams)
  • Utility Belt Buzz and Rex: IT'S ZURG!! [Zurg pulls out his ion blaster]
  • Rex: WATCH OUT! HE'S GOT AN ION BLASTER!!!
  • [Zurg fires balls at the group. Utility Belt Buzz leaps over him and fires back with his laser. Al goes inside the elevator and it goes down while the battle between Utility Belt Buzz and Zurg continues]
  • Buzz Lightyear: Quick. Get on. [Buzz, Slinky, Hamm, and Potato Head slide down the cables. Rex whimpers nervously as he looks down to the roof of the lift] The emergency hatch. Come on.
  • Rex: (whimpers) WAAAAAH! [He slides down the cable very fast and lands right onto Potato Head, making his parts go off everywhere except for his arms.] Eugh...
  • [Zurg keeps firing balls at Utility Belt Buzz. Seeing some discs nearby, he grabs them and throws them one by one at Zurg. Then as he picks up another few and is about to throw them, he sees that Zurg is gone]
  • Utility Belt Buzz: Huh? [Then Zurg appears from nowhere, grabbing Utility Belt Buzz by his hand and lifts him up]
  • Buzz Lightyear: Come on! Hurry!
  • Rex: (screams) But Buzz is in peril! [Zurg pushes Utility Belt Buzz to a box many times, pressing his button and activating his voice box]
  • Utility Belt Buzz's Voice Box: Buzz-Buzz-Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
  • [Buzz opens the emergency hatch and looks down to see Al's green case on a box on a trolley. Zurg spins Utility Belt Buzz on his finger before tossing him to the ground]
  • Emperor Zurg: Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won . Utility Belt Buzz: I'll never give in. You killed my father! Emperor Zurg: No, Buzz, I am your father. Utility Belt Buzz: No!
  • [Al is waiting impatiently inside the elevator for it to reach the bottom of the apartment]
  • Al: (Sighs) Come on! Come on! Come on!
  • [He doesn't notice Slinky dangling above his green case behind him, his back end being held by Buzz and the other toys. Rex runs over to Utility Belt Buzz as Zurg adjusts his ion blaster to the highest level, paying no attention to Rex]
  • Rex: Aaah! Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along. You just need to believe in yourself! Ah!
  • Emperor Zurg: [Zurg aims the Zion Blaster menacingly at Buzz, startling Rex] Prepare to die!
  • Rex: Aaah! I can't look! [Rex turns away and hits Zurg with his tail by accident, causing Zurg to stumble backwards off the roof of the elevator, falling into the seemingly endless abyss.]
  • Emperor Zurg: Wh-Wh-Wh-Whoa! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  • Rex: [peeks over the platform] I did it. I finally defeated ZURG!!
  • Utility Belt Buzz: (sadly) Father...
  • [Slinky flips up the locks, opening the green case and Woody reaches out and grabs his paws. Then the bell dings, indicating that the elevator has reached the bottom of the apartment building]
  • Al: Finally!
  • [As Al moves out of the elevator, Slinky tugs to pull Woody out of the case when Stinky Pete appears and grabs Woody, making Slinky lose his grip on Woody and spring back. Stinky Pete drags Woody into the case as it shuts with Al not noticing this. Slinky and the other toys drop down to the floor. Mr. Potato Head stands up and throws his hat like a Frisbee to stop the door from closing. They run through the door but as they get to the edge of the porch, Al drives off to the airport]

30: To the Airport [ ]

  • Rex: How are we gonna get him now?
  • Mr. Potato Head: Pizza, anyone?
  • [A Pizza Planet truck is nearby. Hamm laughs]
  • Buzz Lightyear: Go, go, go!
  • Utility Belt Buzz: I got it.
  • [They bump into each other]
  • Buzz Lightyear: Buzz, are you coming?
  • Utility Belt Buzz: No, I... I have a lot of catching up to do with my dad.
  • [He throws a ball at Zurg who turns out to have survived the fall]
  • Emperor Zurg: Good throw, son! That's my boy. Go long, Buzzy!
  • [He fires another ball for Utility Belt Buzz to catch]
  • Utility Belt Buzz: Oh, you're a great dad. Yippee!
  • Buzz Lightyear: Farewell.
  • Rex: Does anyone know how to drive?
  • Buzz Lightyear: Slink, take the pedals. Rex, you navigate. Hamm and Potato, operate the levers and knobs.
  • [As Rex hops to the windscreen, he hears some "oooooooo"es. He looks up to see three toy aliens hanging from the front mirror by a string which look like the ones from Pizza Planet]
  • Aliens: Ooooooooooooh.
  • Alien #1: Strangers.
  • Alien #2: From the outside.
  • Rex: He's at a red light! We can catch him!
  • Buzz Lightyear: Maximum power, Slink!
  • [Slinky pushes the pedal and the truck roars but it doesn't move. Rex sees that the traffic light has turned green and Al's car drives off]
  • Rex: Wah! It turned green, hurry!
  • Buzz Lightyear: Why won't it go?
  • Aliens: Use the Wand of Power.
  • [Mr. Potato Head pulls the lever and the truck speeds off after Al's car. Rex yells as the truck zooms through some cones which results in the storage compartment door opening and stuff falls out of it and lands on Hamm, hitting him on the head]
  • Hamm: Ooh! Ow! Oh!
  • Buzz Lightyear: Rex, which way?
  • Rex: Left! No, no, I mean right! That's right! No, I mean left! Left is right! Buzz, he's turning left, he’s turning left!
  • [Buzz hops on the steering wheel and turns it to get the truck to turn left. The string which holds the aliens then unties and they start to fall out of the window]
  • Aliens: Oh, oh, boy!
  • [Mr. Potato Head leaps up to the window and grabs the string and holds on]
  • Aliens: Whoa-oa-oa-oa!
  • [Hamm is reading a manual that has fallen out of the storage compartment]
  • Hamm: Oh, I seriously doubt he's gettin' this kind of mileage.
  • Rex: Go right! To the right! RIGHTRIGHTRIGHTRIGHT—
  • [The truck turns right, helping Mr. Potato Head pull the aliens back inside it]
  • Aliens: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful. (bring the ear back to Mr. Potato Head)
  • Mr. Potato Head: Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
  • [The truck continues chasing Al's car until they reach Tri-Country International Airport]
  • PA: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading... No parking.
  • [The truck parks on the white zone]
  • Rex: Guys, we can't park here. It's a white zone.
  • Aliens: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
  • PA: Final boarding call...
  • [They spot Al]
  • PA: ...for Far East Airlines flight to Tokyo. All confirmed passengers with boarding passes must board at this time.
  • [Buzz sees some pet carriers inside the airport which give him an idea]
  • PA: Passenger Kritch, passenger Leon Kritch, please pick up...
  • [A second later, the pet carrier is moving with Buzz's feet walking into the airport]
  • Mr. Potato Head: Will you just leave me alone?!
  • Rex: Oh, someone's coming!
  • [Buzz stops walking and drops the pet carrier as a little boy approaches it]
  • Boy: Ooh, a puppy!
  • Slinky: Uh, bark-bark-bark-bark. Bark, bark-bark-bark-bark-bark.
  • [Boy screams and runs away. Buzz gives Slinky a thumbs up for preventing the girl from discovering them. Al is talking to a staff member and doesn't notice the pet carrier walking past him and onto the conveyor belt]
  • Al: Listen, flyboy,. The contents of that case are worth more than you make in a year. You got that, sport?
  • Staff member: I understand, sir.
  • Al: You be careful. Do you have a "fragile" sticker or something you can put on that? 'Cause I know what goes on back there.
  • Staff member: Don't worry, sir.
  • Al: I had a box of cookies once that came back as crumbs!
  • [The staff member puts the green case onto the conveyor belt a few baggage away from the pet carrier]

31: Woody vs. Prospector [ ]

  • Alien #3: The Mystic Portal!
  • Aliens: Ooooooooooooh!
  • Buzz Lightyear: Once we go through, we just need to find that case.
  • [But as they go inside the baggage sorting area, they see lots and lots of cases as far as the eye can see. Mr. Potato Head gasps, stunned by the sight of all the baggage, making his angry eyes and spare shoes fall out of his back storage compartment. They slide down a ramp to a conveyor belt and land in a heap]
  • Slinky: Blech! Ow! There's the case! [The green case appears far away from them]
  • Hamm: No, there's the case! [Another green case appears below them]
  • Buzz Lightyear: You take that one! We'll take this one!
  • [While the other toys go after the second green case, Buzz and Slinky go after the first one. They hop over a case but Slinky's back end gets caught on the handle and the case goes onto another conveyor belt]
  • Slinky: Whoa-oaaa!! Buzz! Buzz, my back end's going to Baton Rouge! Aaaaaah!!! [He gets dragged away]
  • Buzz Lightyear: SLINKY!
  • [The other toys are almost caught up with the second green case]
  • Hamm: Here we come, Woody!
  • Mr. Potato Head: Woody, here we come! Here we come!
  • Rex: Woody! [They open it to see cameras inside it and not Woody. The other toys groan]
  • Hamm: Hey, nice flash, though.
  • [The scene changes to Buzz as they run towards Al's case. He manages to catch up with it and open it]
  • Buzz Lightyear: Okay, Woody, let's go!
  • [Then Stinky Pete pops up and punches him, making him stagger back and fall off the conveyor belt]
  • Stinky Pete: Take that , space toy.
  • Woody: HEY! NO ONE DOES THAT TO MY FRIEND!
  • [Woody pounces on Stinky Pete, pushing him out of the case and the two of them wrestle and roll across the conveyor belt until Stinky Pete kicks him off him. Woody lands on the belt. Stinky Pete walks over to Woody and uses his pickaxe to rip his arm, the same one the cleaner fixed earlier]
  • Woody: Agh!
  • Stinky Pete: Your choice, Woody. You can go to Japan together or in pieces. If he fixed ya once, he can fix ya again. NOW GET IN THE BOX!
  • Woody: NEVER!
  • Stinky Pete: FINE!
  • [He raises his pickaxe to tear them apart before a white light flashes in his eyes. It is revealed to be Buzz and the toys using the cameras to blind him and they run towards him]
  • [Buzz grabs him by the back and hoists him up, making him drop his pickaxe]
  • Buzz Lightyear: GOTCHA!
  • Stinky Pete: IDIOTS! CHILDREN DESTROY TOYS!! YOU'LL ALL BE RUINED, FORGOTTEN! SPENDING ETERNITY ROTTING IN SOME LANDFILL !
  • Woody: Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime . [he smiles and points to something off screen] Right over there, guys!
  • Stinky Pete: No. NO! NOOOOOO!! [mouth zoom wipe]
  • [Seconds later, Stinky Pete is in a girl's backpack, sliding down a ramp to a rotator where a little girl is waiting to pick it up]
  • PA: LassetAir Flight A113 from Point Richmond now arriving at Gate 3.
  • Amy: [gasps] Look, Barbie, a big ugly man doll! Ooh, he needs a makeover.
  • [As Amy puts on her backpack, Stinky Pete unfreezes and breathes anxiously. The Barbie doll next to him speaks]
  • Barbie: Hi! Oh, you'll like Amy. [She turns her head to reveal stickers on her cheek, much to the Prospector's horror] She's an artist!
  • [Stinky Pete sobs with despair]
  • Amy's Mom: Come on, hon.
  • [Amy walks off to her mom with Stinky Pete in her backpack]
  • Woody: Happy trails, Prospector.
  • Slinky: Buzz! Woody!
  • Hamm: Help us out here!

32: Saving Jessie [ ]

  • [They're holding the case lid up to let Bullseye get out of it and wait for Jessie to get out]
  • Rex: Hurry!
  • Woody: Oh, no, Jessie! Come on!
  • Jessie: Oh, Woody. Help! [Then the case reaches the ramp outside the sorting area and it slides down to the bottom, to a platform where a man picks it up and puts it on a dolly, a vehicle that pulls trailers of luggage to the airplanes]
  • Woody: Jessie. [He whistles for Bullseye and climbs onto him] Come on, Buzz. Hyah! [Buzz Lightyear closees his helmet and climbs up behind Woody on Bullseye] Ride like the wind, Bullseye! [Bullseye slides down the ramp, hops off the platfrom and chases after the dolly as fast as he can] Hey, howdy, hey! Giddy-up!
  • Buzz Lightyear: Come on, Bullseye. Hyah!
  • [They're getting closer to one of the trailers in front of them]
  • Woody: Buzz, give me a boost! [Woody climbs up onto Buzz's head and reaches for a tag on one of the luggage but just as he grabs it, the dolly rolls in a different direction away from Buzz and Bullseye, leaving Woody hanging on to the tag] Oh! Ohhh! Ohhh!
  • Buzz Lightyear: Woody!
  • [Woody climbs up to the top of the trailer and sees Al's case ahead of him. He runs towards it, jumping from trailer to trailer until he jumps in the one the case is in, unnoticed by the driver. The dolly stops near the plane and the driver puts the case onto a conveyor ramp and onto the plane]
  • Driver: Here's the rest!
  • [Woody watches this, wondering how to get onto the plane when he sees something that gives him an idea. A golf bag is moved up to the plane. A man picks it up and throws it inside. A zipper opens on the bag, revealing Woody and some golf balls as he goes out of it. Seeing Al's case ahead, he goes to it, unlocks and opens it to see Jessie curled up in a ball by holding her legs]
  • Woody: Excuse me, ma'am, but I believe you're on the wrong flight.
  • Jessie: Woody! [She stands up and hugs him]
  • Woody: Come on, Jess. It's time to take you home.
  • Jessie: But, what if Andy doesn't like me?
  • Woody: Nonsense. Andy'll love you! Besides, he's got a little sister.
  • Jessie: He does? Why didn't you say so? Let's go!
  • Woody: Whoa!
  • [They run towards the door and hide behind a bag]
  • Man: Hold it! There's a couple more bags coming from the terminal!
  • Woody: Okay. On three. One. Two.
  • [But the door closes before they can get out]
  • Man: Too late! Put 'em on the next flight!

33: Takeoff! [ ]

  • [The plane starts moving towards the runway. Inside the cargo area, the lights go out]
  • Woody: This is bad.
  • Jessie: How are we gonna get outta here?
  • [A light turns on from the other side of the plane]
  • Woody: Over there. Come on.
  • [Woody and Jessie head over to the emergency hatch and look down at the wheel below them. They turn the handle which opens the hatch]
  • Jessie: You sure about this?
  • Woody: No! Let's go!
  • [He and Jessie climb down to the gears and carefully walk down the axle to the wheel. But then Woody slips and falls off the axle. Jessie grabs him by his arm and he dangles above the wheel]
  • Jessie: Hold on, Woody!
  • [The tear in Woody's shoulder that Prospector had opened earlier begins to widen a bit. As Woody tries to stop it, his hat flies off his head. Then a hand appears as Bullseye and Buzz gallop into view, catching Woody's hat]
  • Buzz Lightyear: What's a cowboy without his hat?
  • Woody: Buzz!
  • [The plane goes onto the runway and starts to go faster and faster. Woody sees a screw on the axle of the wheel which gives him an idea]
  • Woody: Buzz! Buzz, get behind the tires!
  • [Buzz and Bullseye decrease their running to get behind the tires, Woody pulls out his pull string and swings it to the bolt which it hooks onto]
  • Woody: Jessie, let go of the plane!
  • Jessie: What?! Are you crazy?!?
  • Woody: Just pretend it's the final episode of Woody's Roundup !
  • Jessie: But it was cancelled!! We never saw if you made it!
  • Woody: Well then, let's find out together!
  • [Jessie lets go and they swing between the tires and land on Bullseye behind Buzz. They watch as the plane takes off into the sky, Buzz opens his helmet]
  • Jessie: We did it! We did it! We did it! Whoo!
  • Buzz Lightyear: Nice ropin', Cowboy!
  • Jessie: That was definitely Woody's finest hour!
  • Woody: (cheerful laugh)
  • Buzz Lightyear: Your hat, partner.
  • Woody: Hoo-hoo!
  • [Another plane lands in front of them, startling them]
  • Woody: Let's... go home.

34: Welcome Home [ ]

  • [The scene changes to Andy's family van arriving back at the house late at night]
  • Andy: Yee-haw! [He runs upstairs to his room, humming the Lone Ranger song as he climbs up to the shelf] Hey, Woody! Woody? [He turns and sees Woody and the toys on his bed with Etch saying "WELCOME HOME, ANDY!" on his screen. Then he sees Jessie, Bullseye and the aliens with the toys] Oh! Wow! New toys! Cool! Thanks, Mom! It's Bazooka Jane and her jet-propelled horse! Woody! Buzz! That polecat Zurg has stolen my space cows!
  • [The camera zooms to an airport dolly and its trailers outside the house and morning has come. Andy looks at Woody whose arm is now fixed at last]
  • Andy's Mom: Andy. Come on, hon. Time to go. Hey, you fixed Woody!
  • Andy: Yeah. Glad I decided not to take him to camp. His whole arm might have come off. [He leaves the room and Woody unfreezes and looks at his repaired arm]
  • Woody: Well, what do you know?
  • Jessie: Yee-hah! Oh, Bullseye! We're part of a family again! [She lifts her boot to show Andy's name written on it. Bullseye lifts up his hooves to show the letters of Andy's name on them which say "DANY", but he quickly switches it to "ANDY" as he smiles]
  • Buzz Lightyear: Uh, m-ma'am, I, uh, um... [clears his throat] Well, I just wanted to say... you're a bright young woman with a beautiful "yarnful" of hair. A "hairful" of yarn. It's, uh... Whoo... Uh... I must go.
  • Jessie: [Jessie grabs him before he can walk off] Well, aren't you the sweetest space toy I ever met? [Then they hear barking. They turn to see Buster barking and tapping his feet at the door and pacing while whimpering]
  • Slinky: What's that? Bark-bark? Uh, this fella says he needs to go out back for a little private time.
  • Jessie: That critter needs help! [She goes over to a toy car and yodels as she rolls down the ramp, onto the loop and launches off the jump to the door and turns the knob to open it and Buster speeds out of the room. Buzz gapes at this as his wings open by themselves. Hamm is playing the Buzz Lightyear video game as Rex walks over]
  • Hamm: Ooh, ooh, oh... Hey, Rex, I could use a hand over here, buddy.
  • Rex: I don't need to play. I lived it! [Hamm loses the game]
  • Hamm: No, no, no, no, no! Oh, nuts! [he clicks the remote to the TV and a commercial turns on, showing Al in his chicken suit but with a sad look on his face]
  • Al: Welcome to Al's Toy Barn. We've got the lowest prices in town. Everything for a buck-buck-buck...! (sobs over his loss of collector's items and his failure of bringing Woody to Japan)
  • Hamm: Well! [chuckles] I guess crime doesn't pay.
  • Woody: Now, Andy did a great job, huh? Nice and strong!
  • Bo Peep: I like it. Makes you look tough. [Mr. Potato Head is kissing Mrs. Potato Head when the aliens arrive]
  • Mr. Potato Head: (groans)
  • Mrs. Potato Head: You saved their lives? Oh, my hero! And they're so adorable! Let's adopt them!
  • Aliens: Daaadddyyy!
  • Mr. Potato Head: Oh, no. [Then Wheezy bounces up to Woody and Bo, squeaking perfectly]
  • Woody: Wheezy! You're fixed!
  • Wheezy: Oh yeah! Mr Shark looked in the toy box and found me an extra squeaker.
  • Woody: And? How do you feel?
  • Wheezy: Oh, I feel swell. In fact, I think I feel a song comin' on! [Mike comes over and throws his microphone to Wheezy who catches it and begins to sing "You've Got a Friend in Me" in a new deep voice] (in Robert Goulet's voice) You've got a friend in me~
  • You just remember what your old pal said~
  • Babe, you've got a friend in me~
  • Yeah, you've got a friend in meeee~ [Woody hears Buster barking. He goes over to the window and looks down to see Andy helping Molly walk over to their mom at the van]
  • Andy's Mom: Come on, honey. Come on over. Oh, you are such a big girl. Andy, you think she's ready to drive the car yet?
  • Andy: Yeah. And I can teach her.
  • Buzz Lightyear: [Buzz comes over to Woody] You still worried?
  • Woody: About Andy? Nah. It'll be fun while it lasts.
  • Buzz Lightyear: I'm proud of you, cowboy.
  • Woody: Besides, when it all ends, I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company. For infinity and beyond. [Wheezy continues singing on a stage made out of blocks and with three Barbie dolls as backup singers]
  • Wheezy: You're gonna see it's our destiny~
  • Barbie dolls: Yes, you do~
  • Wheezy: You've got a friend in me~
  • Barbie dolls: That's the truth~
  • Wheezy: You've got a frieeeend in meeeeeeeeeee~ Yeah!
  • [The iris closes in on Wheezy, end of Toy Story 2 ]

Bloopers/Outtakes seen in Bonus Features [ ]

  • (The instrumental version of Riders in the Sky's "Woody's Roundup" plays in the background and the credits roll as the first scene starts where Woody is watching the puppet version of himself singing while he is about to sit on a roll of duct tape )
  • Man #1 : Speed.
  • Man #2: Marker.
  • John Lasseter : And action.
  • ( Woody tries to sit down on the edge of the tape, but he ends up falling into the hole in the middle, leaving him stuck. He makes a surprised grunt before he tries to get out of it but his bottom is still stuck in the middle. He finally stands up only to be stuck in a humorous turtle like position. The crew off-screen begins to laugh before Woody starts cracking up. )
  • Woody: (laughing) Okay. (snorting) A little help here, please?
  • ( Woody laughs again as he tries to walk in a bent forward position. The scene starts where Utility Belt Buzz and Andy's toys are in the ventilation duct of the penthouse. )
  • Rex: What are we gonna do, Buzz?!
  • Utility Belt Buzz: Use your head.
  • ( In seconds, they are using Rex as a battering ram. )
  • Toys: *yelling*
  • ( They all scream as they approach the grate. The camera cuts to a view outside the vent as the toys slam into the grate. However, instead of making the grate to open, the grate would not budge and a loud thud is heard as they all are seen lying down. )
  • ( The scene starts in Al's Toy Barn in the Buzz Lightyear aisle. )
  • Man #1: Speed.
  • John Lasseter: Okay, and pull back.
  • ( The camera zooms out to reveal dozens of other Buzz Lightyears. )
  • Buzz #1: *burping* Whew! I don't remember eating that.
  • John Lasseter: Cut.
  • ( Numerous other Buzz's start groaning in disgust. )
  • Buzz #2: *groaning* I can't believe this!
  • Buzz #3: That's the fifth time!
  • Buzz #4: What box was that guy in?
  • Buzz #1: Sorry, everyone, I had that bean burrito for lunch. Okay, I'm all right now. Sorry.
  • ( Cut to the scene where Mrs. Potato head is about to put supplies in Mr. Potato Head. )
  • Mrs. Potato Head : I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes and your angry eyes just in case. And if you get hungry, here's some cheese puffs and a key. I don't know what it's for, but you never know. *places another item into him*
  • ( Cut to the scene where Woody has just met Bullseye and Jessie who is holding Woody. )
  • John Lasseter: And action.
  • ( Jessie flings Woody away and grabs his string. The string suddenly snaps and Woody is sent flying off screen and crashes into something. Jessie looks down at the string horrified at first before she starts laughing hysterically as the crew joins in and even Woody. )
  • Jessie: Could- Should we just... Should that be part of the movie now? He lost... He lost his string?!
  • ( Jessie laughs again and bends over, clutches her stomach before she drops the string in her laughter. The scene continues on from where Mrs. Potato head is giving her husband supplies. )
  • Mrs. Potato Head: And a golf ball if you have time for golf. And a plastic steak and a rubber ducky and a yoyo.
  • ( The scene starts just before Andy's toys reach Al's Toy Barn and are exhausted. )
  • Buzz: Who's behind?
  • Slinky: Mine.
  • ( Slinky's back end comes walking up slowly to the others then slump down, exhausted. )
  • John Lasseter: All right, cut. Good take.
  • Slinky: What good acting. That was a good take. You're such a cute little bottom. Look at you, look at you, look at you, look at you.
  • ( Slinky's tail wags in delight as he pats it. The scene starts where Wheezy is about to start singing. )
  • Wheezy: In fact, I think I feel a song comin' on!
  • ( He turns towards Mike and holds out a flipper as Mike tosses his microphone at him, but it misses and hits him on the head. Wheezy groans in pain as a loud feedback is heard. Wheezy looks at Mike. )
  • Wheezy: Mr. Mike, I'm so sorry. Did I hurt your equipment? You gotta aim it right here at my flipper. I'm not a very good catch. Okay, I'm ready for another take.
  • John Lasseter: Okay, let's go again.
  • ( Mike this time chucks his microphone at Wheezy hard. The microphone hits Wheezy in the face and there is louder feedback. Mike looks away with a roll of his eyes. Wheezy stumbles before he starts wheezing and coughing hard. )
  • Wheezy : *wheezing* Oh no! Oh no, I think I swallowed my squeaker!
  • ( Wheezy comes towards the camera and releases another violent cough and it is seen that his squeaker is gone. The scene starts again with Mrs. Potato Head as she puts more items inside Mr. Potato Head. )
  • Mrs. Potato Head: And an extra bouncy bouncy ball. And some extra teeth. Be careful, they chatter.
  • ( She places the teeth inside Mr. Potato head and as soon as she does, a rattling is heard as Mr. Potato head's eyes widen like saucers before jumping up. )
  • Mr. Potato Head : Whoa!
  • (The scene starts where Buzz Lightyear is about to walk down the Buzz Lightyear aisle. )
  • Man #2 : Marker.
  • ( Buzz walks down the aisle and passes a few Buzz's before one box is revealed to have Woody in it making silly faces he can also be heard faintly blowing a raspberry. The crew starts laughing before Buzz looks confused and turns to see the faces he makes. Buzz closes his eyes, waves his hands and snorts. The scene starts where Buzz and the toys are about to leave the house. )
  • Buzz: We'll be back before Andy gets home. *presses his button and his helmet covers him but there is a funny mustache drawn on it which causes the crew to start laughing* What? What are you laughing about? Huh? *laughs sarcastically* Real funny, Woody.
  • John Lasseter: All right, we're losing our light. Wipe it off and let's go again.
  • ( Buzz rolls his eyes before walking off screen. The scene starts where Buzz is looking through Lenny the Binoculars after they see Woody safely starting to bring Wheezy back as the others cheer. Buzz lowers Lenny and two large circles that resemble comically large glasses are around his eyes on his helmet. Again, Buzz doesn't notice but the crew does and starts laughing. )
  • Buzz Lightyear: What? What's so funny? ( Hamm and Slinky who are seen in the scene with Buzz look up to see the circles and also start laughing. Buzz finally notices the circles and glares. ) Woody!
  • ( Scene starts just after Jessie opens the door to let Buster out. Buzz's wings fling out and there are words on each wing. One the left was "This space" and on the right was "For rent". Again the crew off screen start laughing. )
  • Buzz Lightyear: Huh? *he turns to either side to see the words and glares and starts walking off screen* Darn it, Woody!
  • Man #1: Okay, let's go again.
  • ( The next scene continued on with Mrs. Potato Head putting items into Mr. Potato Head]
  • Mrs. Potato Head: And crayons, in case you get bored, and some blue play doh. ( Mrs. Potato Head tries to shove the Play-Doh into him. Mr. Potato head lets out a groaning wheeze as some of his pieces start getting pushed out. He covers his mouth and eyes as the Play-Doh pushes his ears and out and starts to squeeze out of the holes, he looks down as the two ears hit the floor. The next scene starts where Flik and Heimlich from " A Bug's Life " are on a branch. )
  • Flik: Isn't this exciting, Heimlich? Our first day of shooting.
  • Heimlich: Oh yeah, yeah, it's so exciting!
  • Flik: You know, I can't believe you talked them into making A Bug's Life 2  !
  • Heimlich : Oh, oh yeah, I can hardly believe it also. Oh, but there's a little baby tiny thing I forgot to tell you.
  • Flik: What's that, Heimlich?
  • Heimlich: Well you know, it's a "2" movie, but it's not A Bug's Life 2 .
  • Flik: What...? I don't understand. What is it then?
  • John Lasseter: And action!
  • ( Buzz is seen chopping leaves out of his path as he approaches. He hits the branch Flik and Heimlich are on and the two scream as they fall out of sight. The next scene starts where Stinky Pete is about to be revealed that he is outside the box. )
  • Woody : Bullseye, are you with me? OK, good boy. Alright! Prospector, how 'bout you?
  • ( Woody turns the box around to see Pete is still in the box and is talking with two Barbie dolls, he looks away with an amused smile. )
  • Stinky Pete: And so, you two are absolutely identical? (laughing) You know, I'm sure I could get you a part in Toy Story 3 . [turns and notices that he's being filmed] I'm sorry, are we back? (chuckling) All right, girls. Lovely talking with you. Yes. Any time you'd like some tips on acting, I'd be glad to chat with you. All right, off you go then.
  • ( The Barbie dolls walk out. The next scene starts where the three Little Green Men in the Pizza Planet truck. )
  • Man #2: Wait, wait, wait. Let me check focus.
  • Alien #1: So, did you make it into the first Toy Story ?
  • Alien #2: Well, if you look in the letterbox copy, you can see my arm grabbing Woody's ankle.
  • Alien #3: What will you do next?
  • Alien #2: Well, I'm up for this villain in a toothpaste commercial.
  • Alien #3 : Really?
  • Alien #1: Wow, that's great.
  • ( The camera cuts to the Potato Heads again. )
  • Mrs. Potato Head: ...and a dime , call me, and Monkey chow.
  • Mr. Potato Head: Monkey chow!? For what?!
  • Mrs. Potato Head: Well, for the monkeys, of course! Come on, monkeys!
  • ( A bunch of monkey's from Monkeys in a barrel come up and start screeching at Mr. Potato Head as they try to get the monkey chow. )
  • Mr. Potato Head: That's it, I draw the line at monkeys! Get my agent on the phone!
  • ( He backs up as the monkey's continue screeching at him. The scene starts where Pete is asking Woody about if he really wants to go back to Andy. )
  • Stinky Pete:' It's your choice, Woody, you can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever.
  • ( Pete's box vibrates as he suddenly passes gas and begins chortling as the crew starts laughing. )
  • Stinky Pete: Good heavens. Was that me? *laughing* Oh, my. *passes gas again* I am so sorry. I guess that's why they call me Stinky Pete. Whoo! (starts to leave the box)
  • John Lasseter: Okay, let's cut.
  • (The scene cuts to Tour Guide Barbie who is encased in the iris. )
  • Barbie: We are so glad you came. Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, now. Bye, bye-bye. Remember, please discard all candy wrappers and popcorn containers in the nearest trash receptacle. Thank you. Okay, bye-bye, now. Bye-bye, bye. *laughing* Okay. Are they all gone? Uh, is everybody gone? Huh? *squeaking* Good. Oh my gosh, my cheeks are killing me. I can't keep smiling like this anymore. I am exhausted. I think I need a break. A little break? Okay. Whew.
  • [The rest of the credits roll, then the company logos are shown, ending the film.]
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Tour Guide Barbie  (better known as just  Barbie ) is a supporting character in  Toy Story 2 . 

Barbie is one of the many Barbies in Al's Toy Barn that the toys run into. She later decides to give the toys a "tour" of the store.

Barbie is voice by Jodi Benson, who voices all the other Barbies. She also voices her  Toy Story 3 counterpart.

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Biography [ ]

Background [ ].

Not much is known about Tour Guide Barbie prior to Toy Story 2 .

Barbie, at some point, was put into stock by Al in Al’s Toy Barn. She later developed friendships with the other displayed Barbies in the girl’s aisle.

Toy Story 2 [ ]

In Toy Story 2 while Hamm , Rex , Mr. Potato Head , and Slinky are looking for Woody , they come across a party of Barbies in the girls toy aisle.

After some time gawking at the female toys, Hamm asks if any of them know where they can find Al of Al’s Toy Barn. Tour Guide Barbie pops out and says that she can help and enters the car. She then takes control and, without asking, decides to tour the toys around the store. Eventually, Tour Guide Barbie and the rest of the toys run into the wrong Buzz, and eventually let him in the car. At some point, Barbie finally drops the toys off at Al’s office.

In the Outtakes, Barbie is the last speaking character, and waves to the viewers and tells them what to do, and states that she and the crew hope they enjoyed the movie. Shortly after, she gives up the smiling, and states to the cameramen that she needs a break from doing so.

Personality [ ]

Tour Guide Barbie is uplifting, free spirited, and willing to help anyone in need. She likes to help people out, and is always smiling at all times.

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A number of various Disney and Pixar movies over the years have added a variety of hilarious outtakes (or bloopers) to the end credits. Many were of the characters forgetting their lines, making a mistake, or just being silly, like real celebrities often do during recording sessions. The outtakes could either be viewed during the film's end credits, while others were a special feature on a DVD , Blu-ray , or Disney+ .

Some television shows (either made or otherwise had their rights owned by Disney) also included outtakes in the closing credits/scenes.

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The Lion King 3D - Bloopers Outtakes

These bloopers were labeled as "Bloopers & Outtakes" (Blu-ray and Disney+ only):

  • Mufasa practicing his roar on the edge of Pride Rock .
  • Timon pulling a muscle in his leg and bursting into laughter.
  • Shenzi practicing her laugh, while a bored-looking Ed watches.
  • Timon spitting out a "bad bug" that he ate.
  • Scar cannot pronounce the word "responsible".
  • Simba cannot pronounce the phrase " Hakuna Matata ".
  • Nala forgets her line, "Simba is the rightful king."
  • Timon rehearsing his performance at the start of the " Hawaiian War Chant ".
  • Rafiki falling asleep on a rock during shooting of a scene with Simba.
  • Pumbaa passing gas during shooting.
  • Rafiki carrying baby Simba but stumbling and letting Simba fall from Pride Rock.

101 Dalmatians II: Patch's London Adventure [ ]

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101 Dalmatians II Thunderbolt's Bloopers

These bloopers were labeled as " Thunderbolt 's Bloopers":

  • Thunderbolt, while face-to-face with Lil' Lightning , screws up his line, "They suck all the blood out of you!"
  • Thunderbolt, after "rescuing" a cat up in a tree, goofs up his line, "Now smile for the cameras."
  • Thunderbolt, after "saving" a food serving platter, messes up his line, "Doing this real hero stuff."

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Disney's Brother Bear - Koda's Outtakes

These bloopers were labeled as " Koda 's Outtakes":

  • Director: "Cut, cut! Who let him on the set? Security!"
  • Koda: "Making a movie is a lot of hard work, and things don't always go as planned. For example..."
  • Director: "Can somebody fix that?"
  • Denahi : "Did...I say 'little'?"
  • (Kenai burps)
  • Director: "All right, cut! Good take!"
  • Director: "Okay, everybody, ready?"
  • (Kenai farts)
  • Koda: "Okay, that was not me."
  • Director: "And...ACTION!"
  • (Kenai stands up, loses his balance, and falls into the water)
  • Director: "Cut! Back up the herd!"
  • Director: "Rolling, and...cue the mammoth!"
  • (Mammoth lifts its trunk up, Koda is flung into the air)
  • Mammoth: "Oh, sorry!"
  • (Koda falls into the water)
  • Director: "Can someone pick up the cub, please?"
  • Mammoth: "Is he okay?"
  • Director: "C'mon, jump!"
  • (Kenai jumps to the other ledge, Kenai lands on the ledge and falls back)
  • Director: "Guys, one of you is supposed to catch him."
  • Tanana : "You nervous?"
  • Kenai: (Tanana paints a nose and whiskers on his face) "Excited!"
  • Koda: "That's a good look for him!"
  • (Denahi runs after Kenai, trips and falls to the ground)
  • Director: "One more time, Denahi."
  • (Denahi runs after Kenai)
  • Denahi: (Jumps) "DAAAAAAAAAAAA..." (Does not jump hard enough and falls down the cliff)
  • Director: "Alright, we're losing our lights, let's go again!"
  • Denahi: (Jumps hard enough) "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA–OOF!" (Gets smacked by the tree, gets dizzy, and falls down the cliff)
  • Koda: "This was not one of his better days."
  • Director: "Take your marks, people!"
  • Mammoth: "Sorry about that!"
  • Gerbil: "I'm okay!"
  • Tanana: "Let love guide your actions, and one day, you'll be a man. And we'll place your–" (Wall appears to be drawn on by all cave dwellers, as well as Koda and Rutt and Tuke ) "Oh, this isn't gonna work!"
  • Koda: "We all got in on that one."
  • Denahi: "KENAI!"
  • (Sitka appears to be floating on the water with lemonade)
  • Koda: "Guess he started his vacation early."
  • Koda: "I had to lie down there for that one."
  • Director: "Wipe it off, and let's go again!"
  • Koda: "Okay, that one was me!"
  • Director: "Keep rolling, let's print that!"
  • Kenai: "Hold on!"
  • Denahi: "C'mon, pull–" (Denahi slips out of his shirt) "WHOAH!" (falls)
  • Director: "Wardrobe, can we fix that?"
  • Denahi: (Crashes) "Ow!"
  • Koda: "This one still gives me nightmares!"
  • (Koda almost makes it, but falls down the cliff)
  • Director: "Nice and easy, Tanana."
  • (Tanana throws a rubber ducky at Kenai's nose)
  • Director: "Cut, let's try it again!"
  • (Tanana throws a fish at Kenai)
  • Director: "One more time."
  • (Tanana throws an anvil at Kenai)
  • Kenai: "OW! Oh, please stop!"

The Haunted Mansion [ ]

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The Haunted Mansion - Deleted Scene & Blooper Reel (Eddie Murphy, Terance Stamp)-2

These bloopers were labeled as "Deleted Scene & Blooper Reel":

  • Eddie Murphy stumbling over his lines repeatedly in the first scene.
  • Murphy and Marc John forgetting their lines where Jim tries getting Michael to come into the morgue with him and Megan .
  • Dina Spybey-Waters forgetting her lines during her final scene with Wallace Shawn , which he laughs at.
  • Murphy pulling out the key prop and accidentally breaking it.
  • Marsha Thomason asking to stop the take during her scene with Nathaniel Parker.
  • Thomason forgetting her cue where Jim is introducing himself to Master Gracey .
  • Shawn forgetting his lines when Ezra scolds Emma for explaining to the kids who the woman in the portrait is.
  • Murphy forgetting his line when Jim asks: "Do you hear me talking to you, boy? What kind of trouble?", which everyone laughs at. During the second time, John accidentally laughs after saying, "Dad, Mom's in trouble!"
  • Parker accidentally calling Thomason a cheeseburger.
  • Murphy running too close to the camera.

Underdog [ ]

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UNDERDOG - Blooper Reel

These bloopers were labeled as "Underdog Blooper Reel":

  • In the first take, Underdog goofs up his catchphrase and calls himself "underwear".
  • In the second take, Underdog pauses at, "There's no need to..." and can't seem to pick up the rest of his line.
  • In the third take, Underdog inquires, "Who's stepping on my cape?"
  • In the fourth take, Underdog asks, "What's my motivation again?"
  • In the fifth take, Underdog gets hit on the head with the boom mic.
  • In the sixth take, Underdog requests, "Can I get an ice pack?"
  • In the seventh and final take, Underdog says his catchphrase correctly, after which the police car door falls off. Underdog then states, "I'll be in my trailer."

Space Buddies [ ]

The Special Edition movie version contains a special Blooper Reel:

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Disney's Space Buddies- Bloopers

  • The B-Dawg accidentally swallows some small creature that glows. He identifies the creature as a space fly.
  • The B-Dawg hears a roaring sound, which scares him. Budderball then says, "Oh, ha-ha, very funny, guys. Very funny."
  • Gravity warns the dogs about a meteor shower, to which MudBud states that showers are not on his contract and leaves. The director then tells someone to get MudBud's agent on the phone.
  • The B-Dawg fiddles with his safety goggles, which fall off his eyes.
  • MudBud shakes himself and splatters mud everywhere, including on his owner. The director compliments the take, but MudBud thinks it needs improvement and asks if he could do it again.
  • The dogs try the bobsled trick, but the dog on the sled gets knocked out and takes longer to wake up than usual.
  • The dogs try to go through the doggie door at once, but their progress is stalled by their size. The director asks for a bigger doggie door.
  • One of the dogs accidentally rips off Yuri's fake beard.
  • Budderball accidentally eats the hairbow that RoseBud sports.
  • The B-Dawg gets freaked out by an alien on the spaceship's window.
  • The B-Dawg tries to eat a pair of glasses, much to the director's dismay.
  • Yuri jumps in and out of the camera's view as he celebrates having the Buddies come into the station.
  • Budderball raises one paw and reveals that he needs to go to the bathroom, which he does in his spacesuit.
  • The B-Dawg reveals that he hates the rain and runs off to his trailer.
  • Budderball slides past the camera, cutting the power off.

Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure [ ]

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TinkerBell and the Lost Treasure - Outtakes and Bloopers

These bloopers were labeled as "Outtakes and Bloopers":

  • In the first take, Blaze fetches a spring, to which Tink inquires, "What?"
  • In the second take, he fetches a teapot, to which Tink remarks, "Whoa!"
  • In the third take, he fetches one of Captain Hook's Hooks , which makes Tink scream. Ironically, Tink never officially met Captain Hook until The Pirate Fairy installment.
  • In the fourth take, he fetches one of Queen Clarion 's crowns, to which Tink, believing the Queen is dead, comments, "Oh no!"
  • In the fifth take, he fetches bagpipes, which makes Tink cover her ears after hearing its loud, unpleasant sound.
  • In the sixth take, he fetches a cricket, to which Tink exclaims, "Eww!"
  • Silvermist tries to clutch one of the tadpoles, but it slips out of her hands and falls on the ground. Fairy Mary then walks by and slips on the tadpole underfoot, causing it to land back in the water trough, after which Silvermist and the tadpoles all laugh.
  • Fawn covers a sleeping skunk using a leaf for a blanket and then kisses the skunk, after which it sprays its odor fumes, causing Fawn to gasp and faint from suffocation.
  • A winged creature tries to unstick Tink's hot air balloon before it suddenly whooshes off into the sky, to which Tink exclaims, "Uh-oh!"
  • Blaze looks at himself in a mirror and starts making different poses, but he is suddenly caught by Tink who glares at him, after which he flies off embarrassed. Tink then looks at herself in the mirror and starts making faces, but she is suddenly caught by Blaze who flies back, causing Tink to laugh.
  • Tink and Blaze discover a beach ball in the ocean, and Tink kicks the ball, but then it comes back and hits her on the head. Unfazed, Tink continues walking along the beach with Blaze following.
  • Clank looks at the bowl of green fairy dust, then sticks in his finger and tastes some of it. He likes the taste and eats the rest of the green fairy dust, then rubs his stomach in satisfaction.
  • Tink and Blaze discover the same beach ball in the ocean, but this time Tink says, "Huh?" before picking up the ball and tossing it into the sky. The rest of the fairies suddenly appear and start dancing to some background music. Tink then drops the ball and joins them. As they dance, Iridessa kicks the ball away.
  • Terence is stoking the fire with a pair of bellows, which keep making squeaking noises. When he tries to fix it, the bellows spit out a small nut, which hits and ricochets off a cuckoo clock after the cricket inside (which bears a great resemblance to Cri-Kee ) closes the door. The nut then hits a squirrel on the muzzle, causing it to cry in pain.
  • Rosetta whispers something to Iridessa, who notices and flicks off a sunflower seed on her chest, to which she remarks, "How long has that been there?"
  • Fawn uses her braid as a mustache and starts imitating Fairy Gary before she discovers that he is standing right next to her. Embarrassed, she says hi to Gary and he starts laughing.
  • Tink and Terence are swinging on a vine inside the castle, when they both fall and land on one of the dishes in the cupboard. A safety bar then activates and an automated voice says, "Please remain seated at all times with arms, hands, and wings inside the vehicle." Tink and Terence are then whisked off like a roller coaster.
  • Tink and Terence are walking on piano keys, which play their respective notes, but then Terence lands on a piano key just behind Tink and stops while it plays a prolonged note. Both Tink and Terence then jump on the piano keys together and start playing the song " Chopsticks ". They are soon joined by a couple of rats which also help them play the tune, and when it is over, the rats are seen applauding.
  • Iridessa explains to Mr. Owl that she is a light fairy and complains about always being ignored by the others who never take her advice, then claims that she should be in charge.
  • Silvermist tells Mr. Owl that even though Terence informed her that Tink didn't explode, Silvermist didn't see her anywhere and reveals some yellow daffodil petals that she saw scattered outside Tink's house.
  • Rosetta is seen giving Mr. Owl a pedicure as she tells him that she gave the daffodils some blonde highlights and that they would look magnificent on him as well. She then finishes Mr. Owl's pedicure.
  • Vidia stares at Mr. Owl for a moment and then remarks, "Oh, please!"
  • As the Minister of Autumn is explaining that every scepter is unique, Tink touches one of them and accidentally knocks it over, causing a chain reaction of the other scepters hitting each other and falling down. Fairy Mary then exclaims, "Oh dear!" and faints.

Oz the Great and Powerful [ ]

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Oz the Great and Powerful (2013) Bloopers Outtakes Gag Reel-2

  • A China Girl slams the clapboard during a take.
  • Evanora talks to the filming crew and then makes a peace sign.
  • Oz tries to cover Theodora 's mouth to quiet her, but the director points out that his hand is dirty, to which he apologizes. In the second take, the director apologizes this time.
  • One of the actors asks the director if he likes his head tilted, to which he replies, "Yes."
  • After revealing Oz is alive to Finley , he comforts him by trying to kiss him on the lips, while the China Girl looks away in disgust.
  • In the kingdom that Glinda protects, a couple of Munchkin guards were talking to both Oz and Glinda; however, unknowingly, a plane flies through the filming of the scene.
  • Knuck greets Theodora and tries to blow the trumpet, instead of the usual squawking noise he makes.
  • As Theodora is threatening the residents in the castle, Oz unknowingly starts to laugh, which questions the director as to why he's laughing.
  • During the graveyard scene, Glinda confirms to Oz that Evanora tricked him, but she somehow messes up her lines at least three times.
  • A buzzing noise is heard in the forest, which causes Theodora to laugh.
  • During the voice casting session, Joey's stomach begins to rumble, which the director proclaims was beautiful, causing her to laugh at that comment.
  • Oz is seen dancing in the room while singing.
  • Theodora fails to catch her broom at least twice, but on her third attempt, she succeeds.
  • While escaping through the graveyard, Finley was seen using a jetpack and then crashes into a tree.
  • On Theodora's arrival to the palace, her witch's hat falls off.
  • The director makes a screeching noise, but Theodora laughs at his performance.
  • As Oz arrives into the Land of Oz via a hot air balloon, one of the crew members is heard whistling off-screen and then sprays water at Oz, to which he points out that he whistles, not the guy off-screen.
  • During the bubble travel, one the zebras is wearing an Afro wig and star-shaped sunglasses.
  • In the palace of the Emerald City , a director tries to do a screaming sound at Glinda, but she laughs instead.
  • During the graveyard scene, Oz tries to introduce himself via his full name to Glinda, but he gets tongue-tied.
  • Theodora makes funny faces at the camera.
  • Master Tinker proclaims that he and the rest of the Tinkers are tougher than they look to Oz, but he messes up his lines.
  • Oz uses his magic to transform an ordinary cloth into a dove, but as soon as he lets the bird go, it refuses, to which it gets some laughs.
  • During the graveyard scene, Oz notices a knife that the China Girl is armed with, to which she proclaims that she is made of china and needs it to protect herself, but as soon as he grabs the knife, her hand comes off as laughter is heard.
  • Both Glinda and Theodora make funny faces at each other.
  • Theodora shows the crew her party trick as she touches her "nose" with her tongue.
  • One of the Winkie Guards gets choked with a prodding instrument before spitting and says, "I have nothing to say to this."
  • As Theodora is about to leave the castle via her broom, a gust of wind startles her.
  • As the Winkie Guards handcuff Glinda to the stakes, she accidentally gets herself free.
  • During the kissing scene between Oz and Glinda, they hear one of directors telling Oz to kiss her, to which they all laugh.
  • At the end of the movie, Knuck plays his horn very badly as Master Tinker begins to laugh.

Big Hero 6 [ ]

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Big Hero 6 Gag Reel & Bloopers!

These bloopers (labeled as "Big Hero 6 Gag Reel & Bloopers!") were animation mistakes where the computer did something strange that proved to be funny and gag animations, in which the animators would set directors Chris Williams and Don Hall up by saying they came up with an alternate version of the scene and asking to run it by them, which the directors always fell for. The bloopers are filed under two categories; "Computers Are Weird" (for the animation glitches) and "Animators Are Silly" (for the animation gags).

Note: "Animators Are Silly" is denoted by an asterisk (*). "Computers Are Weird" is denoted by a double asterisk (**).

  • When Hiro and Baymax are flying over the city, Mochi 's head replaces Baymax's head.*
  • When Hiro looks at the security footage of Callaghan barging in and blaming Krei , a man and a woman in the background have switched places and, as a joke, the man is doing a dance move with his groin. Additionally, there is an error in which Krei and some of his crew members' clothes are not rendered properly.*
  • When the team successfully makes it across the water, Wasabi 's hair is extended to a really long length, and his and Fred 's heads and hands are separated from their bodies, along with the latter's hat.**
  • When Hiro says, "Now let's take care of this!", he pokes Baymax in the belly. To give it a more powerful punch, Baymax is given a chef's hat, making him resemble the Pillsbury Doughboy , and he even laughs like the Pillsbury mascot.*
  • When Tadashi grabs Hiro by his shirt and asks, "WHEN are you going to do something with that big brain of yours?", their clothes are not rendered properly.**
  • When Baymax takes Yokai's Mask away to reveal Callaghan and then crushes it, Callaghan's head is invisible, leaving only his eyes and teeth.**
  • When Baymax is introduced, he is given Olaf 's nose and buckteeth.*

Haunted Mansion (2023) [ ]

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HAUNTED MANSION- Bloopers

  • Bruce says, "We better get out of here quick," and chuckles, then says, "I feel like I'm in a western all of a sudden," and laughs again.
  • Gabbie and Ben pretend they're about to have a fight.
  • Harriet attempts to open the doors to the stretching room, only to break one of her fake nails off.
  • When Gabbie opens the door for Ben when he first comes to Gracey Manor , she has trouble getting the door open.
  • While inside Crump Manor , Ben suddenly slips and falls down, then picks himself up and says, "I'm all right."
  • When Ben is running from the Hatchet Man and crashes into the mirror, he first bumps into the mirror, which wasn't hard enough. On the second take, Ben was finally able to crash and break the mirror. After breaking it, he celebrates.

Toy Story [ ]

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Animation Glitches! - Toy Story

The idea of making computer-animated outtakes was conceived towards the end of the production of Toy Story ; however, there was not enough time to make them.

Although this film did not have outtakes at the end, the 3-disc Collector's Edition: The Ultimate Toy Box featured a segment called "Render Bugs", which were accidental animation errors from the making of the film.

These are some examples of the footage shown:

  • In the scene where Buzz takes aim at Woody with his "laser", Buzz's leg movements were not animated when the scene was rendered, giving the effect that Buzz is floating across the bed.
  • Buzz is rendered with empty eye sockets, and his eyes float free at the bottom of his helmet. Note that, although Buzz's face and eyes are not connected, the animation of them is in sync.
  • Andy 's hand is accidentally substituted for Rex 's head. Note that Rex's eyes and teeth remain – attached to a human hand.
  • In the scene at the gas station , Woody's legs were accidentally rendered to the side of the character, instead of straight down.
  • In the scene where Buzz removes the decal from his disconnected arm, the arm was assigned an incorrect position, so it floats in the air around him.
  • In the film's final scene with Buzz and Woody, Woody's body was rendered askew and out of sync with his "stand-in" skeleton.
  • In the scene where Woody rejoices over Sid 's defeat, Woody's body was again rendered out of sync with his "stand-in" skeleton.

A Bug's Life [ ]

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A Bug's Life Outtakes

This was the first Pixar film to have outtakes:

  • Hopper is doing his line: "Are you saying I'm stupid? Do I look stupid to you?", but Atta suddenly bursts out laughing, so they try the take again (ending with the first of those questions) and she is still laughing (unable to answer "No"). The third time, again ending with the first question, Atta says, "Yes!" with more laughing. Hopper gets upset and says: "This is the fifteenth take. I cannot work like this. I will be in my trailer." Atta then says, "I need a break."
  • Rosie is doing her line of telling Flik that they are not fighting grasshoppers , but is interrupted by the sound of someone hammering off-screen, so she tells them to stop. The bell rings and Slim asks if they can see him in the shot.
  • Before Flik heads off to city to search for warrior bugs, he grabs a dandelion seed and shouts out Buzz Lightyear's catchphrase: "To infinity and beyond!" The crew starts laughing and Flik apologizes, saying that he couldn't resist and asks if they could blame him. He then carefully places the seed back and says, "Let's go for real now," and apologizes again.
  • At Hopper's lair , Molt is asking him why they should go back to Ant Island and reminds him that he doesn't like grain, and Hopper jumps up and moves towards him, but as Molt is backing away from his brother, he accidentally knocks over the camera and apologizes.
  • At the party, when Flik and Atta get their antennae tangled together after the latter thanks the former for finding warrior bugs, Atta's ends up tightly wrapped around Flik's. Flik then desperately tries to untangle them with Atta crying out in pain and asking the filming crew to cut.
  • Dr. Flora is flirting with another ant on the set, which turns out to be a cardboard cutout when she knocks him down. She apologizes when she thought it was real and tells the crew to put it in her car.
  • Atta is doing the scene of granting Flik's request to search for warrior bugs when she falls off the council chamber stand, with everyone laughing.
  • During the fake bird attack, Slim does the scene with Hopper after squeezing boysenberry in his eye. He then starts yelling that the juice is in his eye and that he's in real pain. Hopper laughs while Slim tells him to stop and that he is serious before walking out of the shot, demanding that the crew stop the camera.
  • Aphie urinates on the Queen 's lap. Flik and the crew then start laughing while she asks for a towel before Aphie farts.
  • Thumper roars at Dot after she scolds him and tells him to go home, but suddenly breaks character and voices that he doesn't feel that he is coming across as scary. He then suggests lathering up a bunch of spit and asks John Lasseter for another take.
  • P.T. Flea smacks his face against the camera lens while explaining the Flaming Death circus act.

The others were added a few weeks after the film's release:

  • At the Bug Bar , Slim tries to warn Francis about the arrival of his " boyfriends " from the circus, but starts laughing because Francis has something stuck in his nose, which starts the others laughing off-screen too. Francis turns around to reveal a twig in his nose. Everyone else laughs hysterically.
  • Mr. Soil is doing his scene with Dr. Flora who accidentally says "Princess Abba" instead of "Princess Atta". She laughs and suggests going disco and finding her platform shoes, with Mr. Soil chuckling while shaking his head in amusement, and Woody, as the second assistant camera, appears with an upside-down movie clapboard to end the take.
  • The Circus Bugs are landing and Heimlich , who is being held by Dim , gets his face squashed on the camera lens.
  • In the anthill, Hopper is doing the scene of telling Molt that he doesn't want to hear another word out of him, and when he then asks Molt if he understands while shaking him, Molt suddenly apologizes for not saying his line because Hopper looked funny at him, and then asks for another take. The second time, Molt laughs and apologizes again, saying that Hopper made him laugh and promises to get it right this time. The third time, he still ends up laughing while Hopper groans in frustration.
  • Tuck and Roll are doing their acrobatic scene when they misunderstood that they were up next in the circus act, when it goes slightly wrong with both of them falling down, to which they both laugh. The second time, they do it again with Roll landing on his head and back. The third time, Roll goes up into the air and doesn't come down again while Tuck looks around for him.
  • Slim swallows a bug while flying with Francis on the way to Ant Island. He chokes and Francis laughs.
  • When Flik and Dot are doing the seed scene, Dot forgets her line, "It's a rock." She apologizes and says that she keeps forgetting it.
  • Heimlich is about to get eaten by the bird when it breaks down, revealing it to be a large animatronic. Heimlich then asks if it means they can break for lunch.
  • Rosie is with Tuck and Roll, who have a burping contest. Suddenly, Roll farts and Rosie asks them to stop. She then walks off, asking for her agent Cindy on the phone, while the two pill bugs laugh.
  • Heimlich is eating every leaf he can find when he suddenly falls out of Dim's grip.

Toy Story 2 [ ]

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Toy Story 2 Outtakes

This was the second film (as well as the only Toy Story film and Pixar sequel) to have outtakes:

Before Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head segment 1 :

  • When Woody sits down on the brown tape roll to watch the ending song of a Woody's Roundup episode in Al 's apartment , he accidentally gets his backside stuck in the hole, which sets the crew laughing off-screen. After trying to get up, Woody starts to laugh too, asking, "A little help here, please?" and continues laughing hysterically as he tries to walk with the tape still stuck to him.
  • When the gang (including Utility Belt Buzz ) tries to use Rex's head like a battering ram, the air conditioning vent is still screwed on, and they crash into it. Rex then cries out in pain, "Ow!"
  • In the Buzz Lightyear aisle at Al's Toy Barn , one of the Buzz action figures accidentally belches, and the others start to get uncomfortable and irritated since it was apparently the fifth time they did that scene. The Buzz figure that burped then apologizes and admits that he ate a bean burrito for lunch. (It is unknown if the toys, despite being man-made, do eat or if it was just a joke.)
  • When Mrs. Potato Head is packing things for Mr. Potato Head for his trip to rescue Woody ("I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes, just in case."), she also puts in:
  • Some cheese puffs (if he gets hungry) and a key (unknown purpose for it).
  • A golf ball (if he has time to play golf), a plastic steak, a rubber ducky, and a brown Woody's Roundup yo-yo.
  • An extra bouncy ball and extra teeth (she warns him that they chatter, and they do so, causing him to jump and say, "Whoa!").
  • Crayons (if he gets bored) and a huge lump of blue Play-Doh (which she tries to squeeze in, nearly making some of his pieces fall out).
  • A dime to call her and monkey chow (Mr. Potato Head asks what it's for, and she furiously states that it's for the monkeys). The Barrel of Monkeys start crowding him for the chow, to the point where he shouts: "That's it! I draw the line at monkeys! Get my agent on the phone!"

Between Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head segments 1 and 2 :

  • When Jessie first meets Woody, she fiddles with his string, accidentally pulling it right out of his back. Woody is heard crashing into some off-screen props. At first, Jessie is stunned for a second but then cracks up, asking, "Could...should we just...should that just be part of the movie now? He lo...he lost his string!" before dropping it, falling to her knees and roaring with laughter again along with Woody.

Between Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head segments 2 and 3 :

  • Slinky , after doing one scene, hears John Lasseter say, "All right, cut! Good take." Slinky then compliments his bottom half on his "good acting", and starts petting it while its foot starts to tap with pleasure. While he does this, Rex walks away in discomfort.
  • When Mike tosses Wheezy his microphone for the ending musical number , Wheezy gets hit in the head by it and becomes worried that he "hurt [his] equipment." He reminds Mike to aim it at his flipper since he's not good at catching it. In the second take, the microphone hits Wheezy in the head again, but this time really hard, and he accidentally swallows his new squeaker and starts coughing and wheezing.

Between Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head segments 3 and 4 :

  • Buzz is walking down the aisle of Buzz Lightyear action figures. He sees Woody in one of the boxes, making extremely funny faces, causing the crew to start laughing. Buzz, despite his best efforts, ends up breaking character because of this and holds his hands up while snickering.
  • In the first take, when Buzz pulls up his helmet while telling the other toys that they'll be back before Andy returns home , a pair of big bushy eyebrows, a mustache, and a goatee appear in black marker. The crew starts to laugh, to which Buzz sees and laughs sarcastically, blaming Woody for it.
  • In the second take, after seeing Woody succeed in Wheezy's rescue, Lenny accidentally leaves two dark circles on Buzz's helmet that resemble glasses, which sets everybody off-screen, including the toys, laughing, except for Buzz who once again blames Woody for it.
  • In the third and final take, after seeing Jessie open the door for Buster , Buzz's wings pop open, with the phrase: "This Space For Rent" written on them. Buzz also sees this and walks off, saying, "Darn it, Woody!"

Between Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head segments 4 and 5 :

  • Flik and Heimlich, two of the characters from A Bug's Life , appear. Flik thinks it's the sequel to their movie, but as Heimlich tries to explain the situation, Buzz is shown chopping through the branch they were standing on, causing them to fall.
  • When Woody asks if the Roundup Gang would like to become Andy's toys, Stinky Pete , instead of not being inside his box, is still there with two identical twin Barbie dolls. He promises them a role in the sequel , only to be embarrassed when he realizes that they were shooting the film, and quickly ushers the Barbie dolls out. (This outtake was removed in 2019 to avoid any #MeToo -related controversy.)
  • While the cameraman troubleshoots an apparent technical issue with the camera's focus before being ready to shoot, the three Squeeze Toy Aliens in the Pizza Planet Truck pass the time by talking about their careers. One of them reveals that he's going to star as a villain in a toothpaste commercial, which impresses the other two.

After Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head segment 5 :

  • When Stinky Pete says it's Woody's choice to either go back to Andy's or to the Toy Museum with the Roundup Gang and last a lifetime, he ruins the dramatic moment by farting loudly, which sets almost everyone off-screen in a fit of laughter. Stinky Pete apologizes while humorously remarking that it must be the reason why they call him "Stinky Pete".
  • The last outtake is Tour Guide Barbie saying, "Bye-bye!" multiple times, and after the scene is over, she is relieved, saying that her mouth couldn't take much more smiling.

Monsters, Inc. [ ]

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Pixar Monsters, Inc. - hilarious movie outtakes (HQ)

This was the last Pixar film to have outtakes:

  • As Sulley is backing away from Boo , he falls over backwards on the armchair, to which they both laugh.
  • As the monsters are entering the Scare Floor , Sulley is tripped by one of Bud 's tentacles and falls in slow motion, which in turn causes the other monsters to fall, including Randall , who noticed and laughed at Sulley's fall. A monster holding an upside-down clapboard moves in front of the camera in slow motion as well, followed by the slowed down beeping sound to transition to the next outtake also.
  • Boo keeps missing cereal that Sulley throws into her mouth. The first throw has the cereal piece fly past her; the second bounces off her cheek; the third lands in front of her; and the final throw makes her fall over backwards when she tried to jump to catch it. She and the crew laugh hysterically.
  • Sulley opens the bathroom stall to see if Boo is finished with her business, to which Roz suddenly appears, making him jump. They and the crew then laugh.
  • Smitty accidentally refers to Sulley as "Mr. Solomon", to which Needleman calls Smitty an idiot and that he has ruined their chance of working in Hollywood . Smitty attempts to ask for a do-over, but Needleman silences him and says he's making it worse.
  • While the CDA workers are landing through the roof, one lands face-flat on the skylight window and slides down. ( Note: This was also used at the Monsters, Inc. Laugh Floor .)
  • The CDA shave and wash George after a decontamination procedure. When they are finished, the curtain comes down with Roz, wearing a sparkling sweater, in his place who then says, "Ta-da!", causing everyone to burst out laughing.
  • Mike is saying goodbye to Boo, but he accidentally says, "Go throw up," instead of "Go grow up." Everyone laughs, but Mike doesn't realize his mistake.
  • When Sulley is saying good morning to Ted , a familiar roar is heard, which turns out to be Rex from Toy Story trying out for the role. He then asks anxiously how it went, if he can do it again, and claims he can be taller.
  • As Mike and Sulley run through the corridor to get to Boo's door , Sulley slips on the floor and crashes into some off-screen props. He can be heard saying, "Ow!" weakly. The others laugh and Mike asks for more wax on the floor.
  • Sulley says, "Look-lay in the bag-bay," and Mike says that he thinks Sulley meant, "Ook-lay in the ag-bay," and tells him that he should take a minute to "ead-ray [his] ipt-scray." They both laugh.
  • Sulley opens the door of his closet to show Boo that Randall won't come through to scare her and that it's empty, but when he opens it, Roz appears in the doorway and says, "Guess who?" Everyone, including Boo, laughs.
  • Fungus pulls down several different wallpapers that Randall practices blending into. Suddenly, Fungus pulls down an artistic portrait with the face missing, and Randall blends into it. Fungus and everyone else laughs while Randall sees the joke and says he looks good in a suit.
  • Needleman and Smitty are attempting to shred the red defective door, but the shredder gets jammed, malfunctions, and goes out of control, moving all over the set and finally hitting the camera.
  • After a few seconds of the Monsters, Inc. logo moving its eye during the song " If I Didn't Have You ", when Mike and Sulley are telling their co-workers about their musical play , Mike sings: "Get that thing away from me, you guys. Put that thing back where it came from, or I'll poke myself in the eye," while Sulley does some hilarious dancing.
  • Although not an outtake, a live performance of the play follows, with Sulley introducing the play and Mike, with the rest of the cast, acting it out. The play finally ends with Mike thanking the audience with his mother amongst them whistling in admiration.

The Incredibles [ ]

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THE INCREDIBLES - Technical Goofs

Although this film did not have outtakes at the end, the 2-disc Collector's Edition featured a segment called "Incredi-Blunders", which were accidental animation mistakes from the making of the film. It had four different sections: "Bad Hair Day" (which involves random, odd hairstyles), "Wardrobe Malfunction" (where the characters have incorrect clothing or clothing problems), "Clowning Around" (where the characters do something off), and "What The...?" (which involves something odd).

  • In "Bad Hair Days", Violet was hiding from Tony with an invisible head. When her head reappears, her hair is extremely frizzy, and laughs are heard.
  • Also in "Bad Hair Days", when Mr. Incredible questions the police officers if Oliver Sansweet is picked up and tells them that Bomb Voyage escaped, the police officer on the left's hair is not in place.
  • Also in "Bad Hair Days", Mr. Incredible's hair stays in the same place as his head turns around, making a loud squeaking sound.
  • Also in "Bad Hair Days", Violet gets up from her plane seat after she says, "It's not my fault!" As she gets up, her hair is looping around in the air as a slide whistle sound is heard.
  • In "Wardrobe Malfunctions", the parson at Bob and Helen 's wedding has a close-up on his face as he says, "Robert Parr, would you have this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?", although he gets cut off as it shows his whole body (he is wearing a singlet), and laughter is heard.
  • Also in "Wardrobe Malfunctions", when Bob walks past Helen and pinches her butt, his pants are invisible, thus making him naked from waist down, and his butt is pixelated.
  • Also in "Wardrobe Malfunctions", it shows the scene from the teaser trailer where Mr. Incredible's suit rips, showing his belly, before the belt buckle snaps off.
  • In "Clowning Around", Helen slams her head into a pole while swinging.
  • Also in "Clowning Around", when the Incredibles huddle together just before the plane explodes, instead of the explosion, the plane falls on top of them, causing an impact which causes the Parr's house to sink completely into the ground.
  • Also in "Clowning Around", Syndrome is shown licking a disturbed Mirage .
  • In "What The...?", Mr. Huph 's nose deflates after he says, "Who's helping them out, huh?"
  • Also in "What The...?", Mr. Incredible says, "Fly home, buddy. I work alone." Bomb Voyage's head is not there, but only his eyes and teeth are. Instead of saying, " Et ton costume est complètement ridicule !" ("And your outfit is totally ridiculous!"), a dog growling sound is heard.
  • Also in "What The...?", when Jack-Jack is in the sky, he appears to be melting. This was because of a deleted idea where Jack-Jack turns into Goo-Baby.

Bloopers of the Caribbean [ ]

All five Pirates of the Caribbean movies have bloopers reels, known collectively as "Bloopers of the Caribbean". A majority of these clips are generally goofing around; notable clips are listed below.

The Curse of the Black Pearl [ ]

  • During Jack Sparrow 's parley, he mentions that the French are "inventors of mayonnaise." Pintel responds with, "I like mayonnaise."
  • During Jack's meeting with Gibbs , the latter starts chuckling, causing Jack to suspect he is being called out.
  • Jack struggles with his line, "Do you have the courage to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?" After three failed attempts, he says, "I hate this bloody line!"
  • Elizabeth asks Norrington if she will get something to wear, or if it will be "bare breast and ankles all the way." Both laugh at this.
  • Also, at one point, Jack gives the pair his wig, causing laughter to come from all four actors on the set.
  • Will Turner repeatedly goofs up demonstrating his finesse with the sword he made.
  • Goofy car sound effects play during the battle between the Black Pearl and the Interceptor .
  • A plane can be heard flying overhead in one shot, and Jack comments about it.
  • The camera is being wiped by a hand while viewing a ship. The ship suddenly disappears when the hand stops wiping.

Dead Man's Chest [ ]

  • Jack goofs up his line, "So far as we keep to the shallows."
  • In the prison, Governor Swann loses his footing, to which he, Will, and Elizabeth all laugh.
  • Swann is unable to read the arrest warrant (which is revealed to be his own writing).
  • Jack forgets what the Flying Dutchman is called.
  • Jack struggles to enunciate his line, "I did not!"
  • Will fails to pronounce " East India Trading Company ".
  • Cutler Beckett also fails to recite the warrant. He then asks whether he or Swann should read it.
  • Tia Dalma forgets the cue for Barbossa to enter.
  • One of Jack's hair braids gets caught on the jar of dirt.
  • The "female presence" line gets goofed up.
  • Jack tells Will he'll give him the compass if Will helps "do strange things to [his] dog," which he calls Tim.
  • Elizabeth and Will kiss then laugh when they notice they're on camera.

At World's End [ ]

  • After Jack says to Beckett, "Do we have an accord?", an air horn is heard, startling them both.
  • Jack has a hard landing while swinging off his ship in Davy Jones ' Locker.
  • Jack repeatedly goofs up his line, "You can keep Barbossa!" in his deal with Beckett.
  • Barbossa forgets what happens after he says, "Nay, belay that!" After a few seconds of hesitation, he says, "Do something else!", and everyone laughs.
  • Barbossa goofs up Cutler Beckett's name as "Beckett Cutler". He quickly notices his mistake and continues with, "Sometimes known [as] Cutler Beckett!" Everyone laughs.
  • When trying to give his piece of eight to Elizabeth, Sao Feng accidentally rips off part of his mustache in the process of taking it off.
  • Beckett says a few censored words, prompting Jack to respond, "You can't curse in a Disney film, mate."
  • Gibbs is woken up during the epilogue by being sprayed in the face with what appears to be urine, giving him a coughing fit.
  • Jack's voice cracks after drinking from one of Beckett's teacups.
  • Will fails to respond to Elizabeth asking, "Why didn't you tell me you were planning this?"
  • A gust of wind blows Barbossa's hat off during the temporary parley, then again during his request to Calypso. (Notably, a man in a special effects suit replaces Davy Jones in the former clip.)
  • Jack forgets his line to the Bretheren Court.
  • Elizabeth fails to grab the rope to escape the Flying Dutchman and slips on the railing; she and Norrington laugh.
  • Jack and Beckett repeatedly goof up tossing their respective items to one another during their deal.
  • Barbossa, Elizabeth, and the crew repeatedly goof up the "swords through the floorboards" trick.
  • Gibbs stumbles in the background twice.
  • Barbossa's spyglass comes apart when he takes it out.

Television [ ]

Even stevens [ ].

  • In " Movie Madness ", outtakes are shown at the end of the episode, justified in-universe as being the outtakes for the movie that Louis Stevens attempted to make.
  • In " Influenza: The Musical ", the end of the episode shows Louis spouting different non sequiturs for his "green nose" affliction (known colloquially as "alts").

Lizzie McGuire [ ]

  • Some of the show's episodes feature outtakes in the closing segments, such as one starring the bully who had strong-armed Matt out of his secret formula for a new food recipe, as well as his tasting the "results" before proceeding to scream in disgust loud enough to pan out through the house's exterior (as Matt, midway through divulging the recipe, gave him a "dummy recipe" that included inedible ingredients, such as fish oil).

Kim Possible [ ]

Although not in the show itself, outtake segments occasionally aired as ads on Disney Channel during the second and third season of Kim Possible , depicting "mistakes" that were made in the "filming" of the series. The scenes themselves were taken from various episodes, but with the actors recording new dialogue specifically for the context of the ads. Such examples include:

  • Jackal 's voice was not modified during filming a fight scene with Kim , causing Jackal to notice and become annoyed by his inappropriately high-pitched voice. Another take had him forgetting his retort to Kim after the voice issue was presumably fixed.
  • Kim is drinking orange juice, and her father warns her about Dr. Drakken , causing Kim to spit out her juice and say, "I think I swallowed a bug." Her father asks, "We're supposed to have bugs in our cups?" When Kim gags and begs her father for some water, he denies there being any bugs and inquires, "Does this mean they're not happy with my work?" Meanwhile, Kim continues gagging.
  • Drakken messes up his retort to Kim by saying, "You will be one sorry patootie." Shego then intervenes and argues with Drakken over his "improvised" speaking line. A bored-looking Kim soon interrupts them by saying, "Hello? We got a scene to shoot here," but they ignore her and continue their squabble.
  • Kim and Ron are at Bueno Nacho , and Ron ignores both her and Ned 's warnings about how the taco he was eating was actually a prop, with the latter also warning him that eating the props will cause Ron to hallucinate monkeys. It then concludes where Ron presumably ate enough prop tacos to start hallucinating an army of Monkey Ninjas within Bueno Nacho.
  • Kim and Ron are watching a show, and Ron comments about the writers teasing that the two best friends will get together. Kim then says, "Like that's ever gonna happen; it would end the series," as a way to showcase the fans of how Kim felt with her and Ron dating, as Kim and Ron would then end up together in Season 4.

Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja [ ]

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  • During the break, Randy and Howard look at the guy across eating a sandwich. They then comment about that guy while the director calls him onto the set, calling him a "creep" in the process.
  • In " Julian's Birthday Surprise ", the snakes grab Randy and attempt to drag him into the Land of Shadows . When Howard holds the bag and tries to get onto the stage, he falls twice and Randy laughs at him both times. Howard finally makes it onstage, but accidentally grabs the microphone during shooting and then falls off the stage again, and Randy laughs at Howard a third time.
  • In " Whoopee 2: The Wrath of Whoopee 2 ", Randy and Howard talk to Whoopee about humorous stuff. Howard then accidentally farts.
  • In " Fudge Factory ", Randy often gets his pants ripped or pulled down while fighting against McFist 's robots.
  • In " Rorg: Hero of a Past ", Randy crash-lands on the ground and groans in pain. Next, he crash-lands on the horse, which gallops off. After that, he crash-lands on the roof. Finally, he lands safely on the horse-drawn carriage. However, he then crash-lands on the ground and groans in pain again like the first time.
  • In " The Fresh Principal of Norrisville High ", Randy trips over an extension cord in the hallway while running to the principal's office. When he unplugs the cord, all the lights go out on the set before he complains about it.
  • When Dr. Flora accidentally says "Abba", she refers to the hit Swedish pop group ABBA , as she talks about going disco.
  • Toy Story 's "Render Bugs", The Incredibles ' "Incredi-Blunders", and Big Hero 6 's "Gag Reel & Bloopers" are actual computer-animated outtakes, but are not considered as the outtakes like the ones seen in the end credits of A Bug's Life , Toy Story 2 , and Monsters, Inc. .
  • Because the way in which computer-animated movies are made was not well-known, the makers of A Bug's Life thought that computer-animated outtakes would cause audiences further confusion.
  • It is currently unknown why the outtakes fell out of use following the release of Monsters, Inc. , although some speculate that this happened because animating them took longer time for the animators.
  • The outtakes/bloopers in the animated and live-action movies/shows were most likely actual outtakes/bloopers from either voice recording sessions or live actors.
  • Although The Black Cauldron lacked an outtake reel, during the film's development, Jeffrey Katzenberg demanded to see the movie's outtake reel, only to be informed by the animators that outtake reels were omitted due to the nature in which they were "filmed".
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By Author Meg Frost

Posted on Published: July 10, 2023

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We all know Barbie as the spunky, fashionable doll that can do anything from tennis to space travel.

She was my favorite toy growing up and if you’re reading this, she was probably your favorite, too!

From her humble beginnings on toy store shelves to becoming an international icon, Barbie has been a game-changer in popular culture for decades.

Not only is she inspiring and empowering for young people everywhere, she’s also pretty darn hilarious too!

Given her popularity, it was no surprise that our favorite girl popped up in Disney and Pixar’s Toy Story franchise.

And with her own feature-length, live-action film coming up this summer, Barbie , starring Margot Robbie and directed by Greta Gerwig, I thought it’d be fun to celebrate some of her best moments in the Toy Story universe.

So grab a glass of bubbly, put on your best outfit, and get ready for endless laughs and insight with these Toy Story Barbie quotes and scenes.

SPOILER ALERT : This post may contain spoilers to movie or show plots.

Barbie quotes from Toy Story 2

In the sequel to the hit 90s animated film Toy Story , Barbie joined the cast in a supporting role as a tour guide at Big Al’s Toy Barn.

But did you know she was supposed to be in the original Toy Story ? Yep – true story! Mattel refused to license the rights, so the script had to be changed, which led to Bo Peep’s character ( source ).

I’m not sure what changed after the first film, but I bet its success had a lot to do with Mattel letting our favorite doll join the franchise for the sequel.

And you’ll never guess who provided the voice for Barbie! It’s Jodie Benson, who also voiced Ariel in the animated version of The Little Mermaid !

So buckle up because we’re about to take a ride to infinity and beyond with some of the sassiest and most iconic lines from our favorite blonde-haired, blue-eyed fashion doll.

What a great party! – Barbie , as the Barbie dolls are having a beach party in the doll aisle

How low can you go? How low can you go? – Barbie dollss playing limbo at their beach party

Hi! You’ll like Amy. She’s an artist. – Barbie to Stinky Pete, who Amy declares needs a makeover

Remain seated, please. Permanacer sentado, por favor . – Barbie , as Rex trips back into the back of the toy car

Please hold all questions until the end of the tour. Thank you! – Barbie , avoiding answering any questions about the location of Big Al’s office

And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle. Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand. – Barbie , as she takes the toys on a tour of the store

I’m Tour Guide Barbie. Please keep your hands, arms, and accessories in the car. And no flash photography. Thank you! – Barbie , as she welcomes the toys to Big Al’s Toy Barn and offers to show them around

We are so glad you came. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye now. Bye. Bye-bye. Remember: please discard all candy wrappers and popcorn containers in the nearest trash receptacle. Thank you. Okay bye-bye now. Bye-bye. Bye. Okay…are they all gone? Is everybody gone? Huh? Good! Oh my gosh – my cheeks are killing me! I can’t keep smiling like this anymore. I am exhausted! I think I need a break. A little break? Okay. Whew ! – Barbie in the end credits, saying goodbye presumably as guests leave the theater

Toy Story 3 Barbie quotes

Barbie is back in Toy Story 3 but this time Ken is along for the ride.

This time she’s dressed like an Aerobics Instructor most of the movie, rather than a tour guide. Although naturally she does sport a few other looks. She is Barbie, after all!

In this film, Andy and Molly’s mom donates a box of toys, mistakenly including Barbie, Woody, Buzz, and a few other faves from the past films, to a local daycare.

At first they think it’s a great move, since there are always children to play with them – until they realize that not all children play nicely!

The toys hatch a plan to escape the daycare and make their way back to Andy and Molly.

And I think we all know who took charge and led the pack here (hint: Barbie !)!

Let’s go over some of her best moments and quotes in this Toy Story film.

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Well, Molly and I have been growing apart for years. It’s just… I can’t believe she would throw me away! – Barbie as she realizes Molly has donated her

Lotso : Ken? New toys! Ken : Far out! Down in a jiff, Lotso! Our introduction to Ken in Toy Story 3 (2010)
Ken : Hi, I’m Ken. Barbie : Barbie. Have we ever met? Ken : Uh-uh. I would have remembered. Love your legwarmers! Barbie : Nice ascot! Barbie and Ken’s meet-cute in Toy Story 3 (2010)

Ken : And this… Well, this is where I live. It has a disco, it’s got a dune buggy, and a whole room just for trying on clothes. Barbie : You have everything! Ken : Everything except someone to share it with. Barbie : ::swoons::

You are so smart! – Barbie to Ken

Barbie : Will I see you again? Ken : Oh, I’ll see you tonight…in my dreams. Lotso : Ken, let’s get a move on. Ken : Barbie, come with me! Live in my dream house. I know it’s crazy. I know we just met. Aw heck, you don’t know me from G.I. Joe, but when I look at you, I feel like we were… Barbie & Ken (together): …made for each other. Barbie : Yay! Ken : Yes!

Barbie : I’ll wait up for you! Ken : Kisses!

Twitch : You got a little keeper yourself, didn’t you, Ken? Ken : Hey! Lay off, Twitch. Barbie’s different. Stretch : Aw, Mr. Softy over here. Chunk : What do you expect from a girl’s toy? Ken : I’m not a girl’s toy! I’m not! Why do you guys keep saying that?

Barbie : Ken, what’s going on? Ken : Barbie! I told you to wait in the Dream House. Barbie : What are you doing to my friends? Twitch : Get in there! ( as they throw the green aliens in a jail-like container ) Ken : Barbie, wait! Barbie : Don’t touch me! We’re through. Ken : Barbie! I did… Barbie : Give me my scarf back! Ken : Ow!

Barbie : Ken! Ken? Ken : What do you want? Barbie : I can’t take it here, Ken! I wanna go to the Butterfly Room. With you! Ken : Yeah, well. You should have thought of that yesterday. Barbie : I was wrong. I wanna be with you, Ken, I do. In your Dream House. Please take me away from this! Take me away! Ken : Darn it, Barbie! Okay. But things are complicated around here. You gotta do what I say. Barbie : I will, Ken! I promise!

Ken : And this is where the magic happens… ( as he turns on the light to a giant walk-in closet ). Barbie : Look at all your clothes! I can’t believe you never brought me up here! Tennis whites? Mission to Mars! :: flips through a rack of clothes :: Ken : I know, I know… Check this out! Kung fu fighting. Campus here – with matching sports pennant, huh? :: flips through another garment rack :: Barbie : Flower power! Oh, Ken! Ken : No appreciates clothes here, Barbie. No one! Barbie : Ken… would you model a few outfits for me? Just a few? ( Ken proceeds to model tons of outfits. )

Ken : Uh, Barbie? ( Barbie proceeds to tackle him. ) Barbie : No more games, Ken! What did Lotso do to Buzz? And how do we switch him back? Ken : You can’t make me talk. You can’t! But I’d like to see you try. ( As Barbie gives him a mean look. )

Barbie : Let’s see. Hawaiian surf trunks. :: rips the trunks in half :: Ken : Oh, Barbie! Those were vintage! It’s okay. All right, go ahead. Rip ’em. I don’t care. They’re a dime a dozen. Barbie : Ooh! Glitter tux! :: rips tux in half :: Ken : Who cares? Who cares? Sequins are tacky. Who cares? Barbie : Oh! A Nehru jacket. Ken : Barbie! Not the Nehru. Barbie : This is from what, 1967? Ken : The groovy formal collection, yes! Barbie : What a shame. ::starts to rip jacket in half:: Ken : Oh, no. No! No! No! There’s an instruction manual! Lotso switched Buzz to Demo Mode. Barbie : Where’s that manual?

Jessie’s right! Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force. – Barbie , standing up to Lotso.

Ken : Barbie, wait! Don’t do this, Lotso! Lotso : She’s a Barbie doll, Ken. There’s a hundred million just like her. Ken : Not to me, there’s not. Barbie : Oh! Lotso : Fine! Then why don’t you join her? Barbie : Oh, Ken! Ken : Everyone listen! Sunnyside could be cool and groovy if we treated each other fair. It’s Lotso! He’s made us into a pyramid and he put himself on top! Lotso : Anyone concur with Ken?

Quotes from Toy Story Toons: Hawaiian Vacation

Barbie finally gets a lead role in the Toy Story universe this short film.

She and Ken attempt to stowaway in Bonnie’s backpack so they can go on vacation in Hawaii and have their first kiss in paradise.

Their scheme doesn’t go according to plan, leaving the toys scrambling to bring Hawaii to them, despite it being the snowy winter season.

Barbie : Oh! Ken : Here’s your bag, Barbie. You can put my luggage right here. Barbie : Oh Ken, this is so exciting! Ken : Picture! Say “sunscreen!” :: holds up camera :: Barbie : Sunscreen! :: poses for picture :: Ken : Perfect.

Woody : Barbie? Ken? Ken : Woody? Hey! You guys are in Hawaii, too! Groovy! We stowed away in Bonnie’s backpack. How’d you guys get here? Woody : Uh, Ken. This is Bonnie’s bedroom. Ken : What?

Barbie : Oh! He’s been planning this vacation for months! Doll : Wow. That’s a lot of numbering. Did he do that all by himself? Barbie : Ken doesn’t know I know, but this is where he planned to have our very first kiss. Mr. Potato Head : You haven’t kissed yet? Barbie : It would have been the perfect vacation.

Barbie : Ken, could you please come out here? Ken : No! Barbie : I can’t decide if this handbag matches my shoes. Ken : Well, are you wearing the pumps or the espadrilles?

Barbie : You’re really rippin’ those curls, Ken. Ken : Ha ha! Watch me hang ten, Babs.

Thanks, but I have this one covered. Hey Ken, come with me for a minute. – Barbie , as she sets up her and Ken’s first kiss. :: cut to Barbie and Ken kissing outside as snow falls and Ken does the “leg pop.”

Toy Story Barbie merch

I hope you enjoyed this roundup of the best Barbie quotes from the Toy Story universe. While you’re here, check out this fun Toy Story Barbie merch, all available on Amazon.

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Toy Story 2 Barbie

If it weren't for Tour Guide Barbie, how would the toys have made their way through Al's Toy Barn?

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Toy Story 4 Barbie

One of the most underrated characters in Toy Story 4 is Exercise Barbie, don't you agree?

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"You've Got a Friend in Me" Barbie outfit

Want to show off your love for Toy Story on any of your Barbie dolls? This adorable outfit with the Toy Story 4 characters on it is perfect for that!

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Toy Story Barbie peplum top

I swear peplums are making a comeback! Combine it with all your faves from Toy Story and you've got the perfect top for your doll.

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"Howdy, Woody!" Barbie outfit

Move over, Bo Peep! Barbie wants to show off her love for the rootinest tootinest cowboy, Woody!

What are your favorite Toy Story Barbie quotes?

I’m sure you’ll agree that Barbie has some great words of wisdom that can be applied to both the Toy Story universe and real life. She also really knows how to take the lead!

Are you as inspired by Barbie and her wisdom in the Toy Story world as much as I am? What are your favorite Toy Story Barbie quotes? Let me know in the comments below.

Until then, keep dreaming big – just as Barbie always does! And don’t forget to stream Toy Story 2 , Toy Story 3 , and Toy Story Toons: Hawaiian Vacation on Disney+ .

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Meg Frost is the creator of  The Park Pixie , where she covers Disney World, Disney+, and Disney fandom.

She holds an M.A. in Journalism from Northeastern University and B.S. in Communication & American Studies from University of Miami in Florida.

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This post was originally published July 10, 2023. It was last updated October 4, 2023.

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We are so glad you came. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Now, bye-bye. So, bye-there! Bye-bye! Bye! Remember, please discard all candy rapers and popcorn containers in the nearest trash receptacle. Thank you. Okay, bye-bye now. Bye-bye. Bye. Okay. Are they all gone? Is every — is everybody gone? heh, Huh. Good. My, my gosh, my cheeks are killing me. I can't keep smiling like this anymore. I am exhausted. I think I need a break. A little break? Okay. Phew!

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Tim Allen, John Ratzenberger, Wallace Shawn, Jim Varney, Jodi Benson, and Don Rickles in Toy Story 2 (1999)

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Stinky Pete the Prospector : Idiots! Children destroy toys. You'll be ruined, forgotten, spending eternity rotting in some landfill!

Woody : [staring at The Prospector in the eyes, then chucking his chin]  Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime.

[points to something off screen] 

Woody : Right over there, guys!

Stinky Pete the Prospector : No, no, noooooooo!

[the scene changes to show a Barbie backpack come out of the baggage room with the Prospector sitting in the netting in front] 

Amy : [offscreen]  Look, Barbie! A big ugly man-doll! Ooh, he needs a makeover.

[Amy grabs her backpack and puts her Barbie doll in. The doll's head is facing to the left of the screen] 

Barbie : Hi, you'll like Amy.

[Turns her face to reveal a bunch of make up on her cheek; The Prospector gasps] 

Barbie : She's an artist!

Hamm : Excuse me, ladies, but could any of you tell us where we might the Al of Al's Toy Barn?

Tour guide Barbie : I can help!

[slides down the slide and into the toy car] 

Tour guide Barbie : I'm Tour Guide Barbie! Please keep your hands, arms, and accessories in the car, and no flash photography. Thank you.

Mr. Potato Head : I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud...

Hamm : [Hopping into the front seat of the car]  Then make way for the single fellas.

Rex : [Rex is running to catch up with the toy car Barbie is driving]  Hey, wait up! Hey! come on! Slow down! Dinosaur overboaaaaard!

[he trips and falls face first into the backseat] 

Tour guide Barbie : Remain seated, please. Permanecer sentados, por favor.

[Buzz #2 straps Buzz into an Empty Box] 

Buzz Lightyear : Listen to me, listen to me, you're not really a Space Ranger, you're a Toy.

Buzz Lightyear : [Muffled from inside the box]  We're all toys, can you hear me?

Buzz Lightyear #2 : Well, that should hold you until the Court-Martial!

Buzz Lightyear : [as he's being placed onto a shelf, straining]  Do you have any idea what you're doing? Let me go.

Tour guide Barbie : [Arriving in the Toy Car with the Other Toys]  And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle. Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand.

Hamm : Hey Buzz!

Buzz Lightyear #2 : [Turns around, pointing his "laser" at the Toys]  Halt! Who goes there?

[the car stops] 

Mr. Potato Head : Quit clowning around and get in the car.

Rex : Buzz! I know how to Defeat Zurg!

Buzz Lightyear #2 : [Stops pointing his "laser"]  You do?

Rex : C'mon. I'll tell you on the way.

Buzz Lightyear : [From inside the Cardboard Box]  No, no, guys! You've got the Wrong Buzz! You've got the Wrong Buzz!

Hamm : [Noticing Buzz #2's Utility Belt]  Say, where'd you get the cool belt Buzz?

Buzz Lightyear #2 : Well, Slotted Pig, they're standard issue.

[the Other Toys drive off, leaving "Their Buzz" behind, struggling inside the Cardboard Box on the shelf, as the Camera zooms out] 

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The Barbie aisle at Al's Toy Barn

A bunch of Barbies were first seen in Toy Story 2 partying in an aisle at Al's Toy Barn. Rex, Hamm, Mr. Potato Head, and Slinky drive by this aisle, looking for Woody, when the Barbies catch their attention. After Hamm asks for directions to Al (the owner of the store), Tour Guide Barbie jumps into the car and navigates them around Al's Toy Barn. She drives the toys through the Hot Wheels aisle, eventually reaching the Buzz Lightyear aisle, where they pick up a newer Buzz instead of Andy's (who is left behind, having been trapped in the cardboard box by the new Buzz).

Amy's Barbie Doll [ ]

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Amy's Barbie

After Andy's toys track down Al's suitcase at the airport to save Woody, they have a fight with the Prospector , who wants to take the Roundup Gang to Japan. Once they stop him by using the flash from Cameras from someone else's luggage in there, they put him in a Barbie backpack that belongs to a girl named Amy . She is surprised by the new "big ugly man doll" as she retrieves her backpack. She then places her Barbie doll in a backpack next to Stinky Pete, to whom she plans to give a makeover. The Barbie next to Stinky Pete tells him he'll like Amy because she's an artist, as she shows Amy's modifications to the other side of her face, much to Stinky Pete's discomfort.

Three Barbie Singers [ ]

The morning after Andy's toys return home from their journey to save Woody, three of Molly's Barbies are seen providing background vocals for a fixed Wheezy as he sings " You've Got a Friend in Me " in celebration.

Outtakes [ ]

During the outtakes, two identical Barbies are seen having a conversation with the Prospector inside his box when he is supposed to be filming a scene. He tells them he will get them a part in Toy Story 3 before the Barbies leave the box. Although this does not happen, a different Barbie does appear in Toy Story 3. After the outtakes, Tour Guide Barbie makes her final appearance, saying "bye-bye" to the audiences, then complaining how her face hurts from smiling so long.

Toy Story 3 [ ]

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Molly tossing her Barbie doll into a box bound for Sunnyside.

One of Molly's Barbie dolls has lasted up until this point, but Molly tosses her into a box bound for Sunnyside Daycare . Soon, Andy's toys sneak into the box, joining Barbie to go to Sunnyside as well, now that Andy is going to college. Mrs. Potato Head tries to comfort Barbie, who is crying about being abandoned by Molly. When Woody describes daycare as a sad, lonely place for toys who have no owners, she begins to bawl and sob hysterically.

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Barbie Meets Ken for the first time.

At Sunnyside, Barbie first shakes one of Stretch's tentacles. Shortly thereafter, Barbie and the toys meet Lotso, head toy at Sunnyside, who then calls for Ken to join the tour. As Barbie and Ken catch sight of each other, they walk toward one another, and Barbie asks if she and Ken have ever met. Little does Barbie know that Ken is a member of Lotso's gang . As Lotso assigns Andy's toys to the Caterpillar Room , Ken asks Barbie if she wants to live in his Dream House in the Butterfly Room , and when the toys approve, Barbie willingly goes with Ken as she leaves the Caterpillar Room.

That evening, Buzz Lightyear, who has left the Caterpillar Room to go see Lotso, witness Barbie and Ken spending some more time together as they share their love dialogue, until Chunk and Twitch, two of Lotso's evil accomplices, walk by and take Ken with them to head for the Sunnyside Daycare#Vending Machine located down the hallway to gamble. When Ken doesn't seem to come back, Barbie goes out of the Butterfly Room to investigate. Finding Ken in the Caterpillar Room, she asks him what is happening, only for Ken to tell her to wait in his Dream House, but upon discovering that Ken and the other Sunnyside toys has locked up her friends, Barbie becomes angry with Ken and subsequently breaks up with him as she snatches away the scarf she has previously given to him. She is then imprisoned with the rest of the toys.

The next day, after Woody arrives back at Sunnyside to rescue his imprisoned friends, Barbie takes part in Woody's plan to escape the daycare. After Ken and Buzz take roll call, she calls Ken over and begs him to let her stay with him at his Dream House. Hearing Barbie's sobs, Ken becomes stuck in a dilemma, but gives in to Barbie's plea, making her promise to follow his orders. At the Dream House, Barbie is awestruck at Ken's vast collection of clothes, but when Ken, thinking Barbie is still angry at him for what he has done to her friends, bitterly says how no one appreciates his clothes, Barbie sweet-talks him into showing off his many outfits to her, making Ken's spirit reinvigorate. Barbie becomes amused and applauds as Ken shows off his various outfits to her. As Ken shows off his martial arts in his Kung Fu Fighting outfit, Barbie tackles Ken from above and demands him to tell her what Lotso has done to Buzz and how to get Buzz back to normal. Realizing that it is a ploy by Barbie, Ken initially protests, but decides to see her try.

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Barbie starts to rip Ken's Nehru jacket

Barbie then ties up Ken (who is now in nothing but his underwear) to a paddle and interrogates him by ripping several of his outfits. Ken tries to remain defiant as much as he can, but when Barbie brings out his Nehru jacket that she claims is from 1967, he begs her not to rip it. Despite Ken's pleas, she starts ripping the jacket until Ken, unable to bear it anymore, mentions about the instruction manual as he falls over in the paddle. As Ken confesses to Barbie that Lotso has switched Buzz to "Demo" mode, Barbie puts down the Nehru and demands Ken to tell her where to find the manual, then disguises herself using Ken's space suit and asks Bookworm to hand her the Buzz Lightyear instruction manual (Bookworm becomes disgusted when he sees "Ken" wearing high heels).

With the manual in hand, Barbie catches up with Woody and Slinky, then they return to the Caterpillar Room to catch up with Hamm and Rex, who have trapped Buzz in a storage bin, but Buzz kicks the bin off and tries to escape. After Hamm and Rex recapture Buzz and hold him down, Barbie unscrews Buzz's back compartment so Woody and Rex can have access to the "Play-Demo" switch and the reset hole, respectively. However, the toys end up resetting Buzz into a Spanish version of his deluded, Space Ranger self, leaving Barbie and the others in bewilderment. With time running short, they escape Sunnyside through the garbage chute, but Lotso and his gang corner them. Barbie, supporting Jessie's claims about Sunnyside not being a place for family but a prison and Lotso being a liar and a bully, stands up and tells Lotso with her surprising understanding of civics: "Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force!" Lotso then signals Stretch to push the toys, including Barbie, into the dumpster.

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Barbie hugs a newly-reformed Ken

Just then, Ken appears, having come for Barbie, and tries to stop Lotso, making Barbie surprised at his sudden appearance. Lotso mocks Ken for loving Barbie, stating that there are hundred million Barbie dolls everywhere, only for Ken to remark to Barbie not like the one he met, making her affectionate again. Angered, Lotso grabs Ken and throws him across the dumpster to force him to join Barbie. Woody catches Ken and pulls him up to the chute with help from the other toys. Barbie runs over and hugs Ken, making him astonished to have won her back. When the toys end up being loaded into a garbage truck, Barbie attempts to help, but is stopped by Ken from risking her life. Barbie is shocked to see her friends being loaded into the garbage and screams sadly as Ken holds her.

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Barbie and Ken, new leaders of Sunnyside, as seen during the credits.

Barbie later makes amends and reconciles with Ken, and the two reestablish their relationship, becoming boyfriend and girlfriend once again. Together, they revolutionize Sunnyside, turning the daycare into a true toy paradise for all toys, and become its new leaders. Under the couple's leadership, the daycare toys now rotate their time between the Butterfly Room and the Caterpillar Room, hold beach parties at the sandbox, and have discos in the Butterfly Room.

The next day, the toys, now residing at  Bonnie 's  house  as her new toys, receive a message from the daycare informing them that Sunnyside has become sunny once again. They read the message and assume that Barbie has written it (as remarked by Buzz about the fancy handwriting), only to find Ken's signature at the end, much to their dread.

Hawaiian Vacation [ ]

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Barbie posing for a picture for Ken in Hawaiian Vacation

Barbie is first seen along with Ken as they unzip Bonnie's backpack and emerge into Bonnie's room. There, they meet Woody, Buzz, and other toys , but Ken becomes depressed when he finds out that he and Barbie have ended up in Bonnie's room and missed their "flight" to Hawaii. After Ken sinks back into Bonnie's backpack in great depression, Barbie reveals to Woody and the others the vacation plans she and Ken have formulated for each other.

Later, Barbie calls for Ken to come out, and when Ken opens the backpack, he is greeted by Jessie's enthusiastic "ALOHA!" then finds himself standing in "paradise" with Barbie. Woody and his friends recreate "Hawaii" for the couple, such as deep-sea diving, guided nature walk, and an entertaining dinner. After their various adventures in "Hawaii," Ken and Barbie share their first kiss in the snow at sunrise, as Woody and his friends watch through a window, but then the two fall into the snow, prompting the toys to come to their rescue by digging them out and releasing them from a block of ice.

Barbie and Ken unzip themselves out of Bonnie's backpack

Toy Story 4 [ ]

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Barbie in Toy Story 4 .

Barbie makes a silent appearance during the flashback in Toy Story 4 . Woody, Buzz, Jessie, and Slinky come to Molly's room to enlist Bo Peep in helping them rescue R.C. who has been lost outside in a thunderstorm. Bo calls on her and two other barbies to help with "Operation Pull Toy." Molly's toys create a catapult and Jessie gets on, then on Bo's command, Barbie and her friends jump on the catapult and launch Jessie into the air so she can unlock the bedroom window. It can be assumed she was saddened by Bo's departure after being given away to a new family. Two years after the third film, she presumably still runs Sunnyside with Ken.

Toy Description [ ]

From Official Website:

Great Shape Barbie

The original "Great Shape Barbie" doll from 1983.

  • All the Barbie dolls who appear in the series are voiced by Jodi Benson, famous for voicing Ariel in Disney's The Little Mermaid movie trilogy and TV series. She also voiced Barbie in many commercials for the doll, and on CD-ROM games with the character.
  • In addition, her personality was intended to be modeled after Sarah Connor from the Terminator franchise, even saying, "Come with me if you want to live," when she rescued Woody and Buzz from Sid's mansion, with Woody remarking in reply that he "Wish[ed] [Woody] was anatomically correct."
  • The phrase, "Love your leg warmers," which Ken says to Barbie in their first meeting, was used in the original Great Shape Barbie toy commercial.
  • The black and white swimsuit Barbie wears in Toy Story Toons, was the same attire worn by the very first Barbie doll manufactured by Mattel in 1959.
  • The two other Barbies that appear with Barbie in Toy Story 4 have a resemblance to the dolls Christie and Teresa who were Barbie's friends in the Mattel franchise.

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